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ubertroll
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An ubertroll is of Eastern European extraction. It is less than six feet troll, and, prior to the 19th century, was called a 'pymy troll'. However, once a specimen was captured in 1914 by the German scientist Heinrich von Nussbaum, it was renamed the ubertroll [taken from the German prefix uber, meaning 'above', such as ubermensch, which, in the english translation, means superman].
The reason for the name change was, when captured, the scientists examined the troll for the first time in close proximity. Having removed the simple, towel-like loincloth the trolls had always been observed to wear in the wild, the research team discovered a set of unusually large genitals.
Ubertrolls are vegitarian, surviving on a diet of primarily Chinese, Italian, and Indian foods. However, above all things, an ubertroll likes to eat pussy. Willing to travel long distances and brave great dangers to eat as much pussy as possible, the ubertroll is called a troll not because of its size, but, rather, because it frequently patrols [trolls] its territory, in search of edible pussy.
The reason for the name change was, when captured, the scientists examined the troll for the first time in close proximity. Having removed the simple, towel-like loincloth the trolls had always been observed to wear in the wild, the research team discovered a set of unusually large genitals.
Ubertrolls are vegitarian, surviving on a diet of primarily Chinese, Italian, and Indian foods. However, above all things, an ubertroll likes to eat pussy. Willing to travel long distances and brave great dangers to eat as much pussy as possible, the ubertroll is called a troll not because of its size, but, rather, because it frequently patrols [trolls] its territory, in search of edible pussy.
ubertroll
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No.
First, I will wash it like an English maid.
Then, I will suck it like a Hoover.
When it is quivering in its ecstatic terror, I will plow through it like Germany though Belgium.
Then, when sweat beads everywhere across, around and over you...
I will do it all over again.
First, I will wash it like an English maid.
Then, I will suck it like a Hoover.
When it is quivering in its ecstatic terror, I will plow through it like Germany though Belgium.
Then, when sweat beads everywhere across, around and over you...
I will do it all over again.
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Bent has a new home. In PG! I promise not to tell.
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EdibleEmmie said:just returned from the gym, and a nice hot shower, getting settled for the night
Man do I have a gym story to tell.
As you may know I was up a little past my bed time. I woke up this morning decided to go to the gym as it has been a long time.
Forgot my gym close but figured what the hell, blue jeans and a t-shirt will pass for today. Sat down at one of the press machines and realized I was more exhausted than I thought, but continued. Started my workout except I needed to adjust the seat forward a little bit. I reached back, with out getting off the seat, pulled the pin out and the seat with me still in it. I fell to the floor and the seat hit one of the metal braces making a loud clang. Of course this being the day after New Years, the gym was packed with a buch of "New Years resolutionists"
So I got up off the fucking floor did this "I'm alright! no one worry" kind of shake off, and re-adjusted the seat.
Yeah, my work out lasted probably a total of ten minutes. Then on my way to the locker room I was buisy looking at the ground and totaly ran into another guy. He was cool about it, but it was the icing on the cake for me.
made me realize just how important a good night sleep is for me.
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EdibleEmmie said:just returned from the gym, and a nice hot shower, getting settled for the night
Hmmmm, doesn't seem too much like a dungeon to me!?!?!
Where's the floggin chairs?!?!
Where's the Whips?!?!?
Where's the Chains?!?!?
Well we do have a troll...
But we need HOT WAX and something in LEATHER!!!!
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ubertroll said:Hey, I just do security, cunnilingus, and display a massive penis. I don't actually do any of the dungeoneering
DAMN!
Now we've almost lost the troll... maybe we should put him in some chains... I think Bent would have a fine ole time with you MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!And do you do your cunnilingus until they scream?!?!? If sooo well then, that's what torture is about
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