best household toys

[puffy_nip_luvr]

a banana peel has a tremendous amount of natural lube in it for a fake pussy feel

another awesome jerking aid (for those of us with dicks) is the "closed-cell foam" pipe wrap to keep heat or cold in water pipes. The one side is pre-slit (use a piece about as long as your dick) and I like to lube the inside with baby oil gel (the smell of baby oil goes straight to my dick... hehehehe). It's awesome because you can't feel your hand, so it's sorta like someone else!? It also stokes the ENTIRE length of your dick for a wicked orgasm! trust me...

 

[puffy_nip_luvr]

Now THAT is original

well, I am a sorta inventor-dude who just can't get enough, and I also love making stuff for my lady friends... I made some pumping tubes and gear for a couple of lady friends as well..... Val uses it so much she discovered she's still lactating (eh baby?.. ).... very hot to watch pumping- makes me mental....

 

[puffy_nip_luvr]

well, I am a sorta inventor-dude who just can't get enough, and I also love making stuff for my lady friends... I made some pumping tubes and gear for a couple of lady friends as well..... Val uses it so much she discovered she's still lactating (eh baby?.. ).... very hot to watch pumping- makes me mental....

More suggestions for do-it-yourselfers.... aquarium fittings... hehehe... it's amazing what you can use gravel suction tubes, valve assemblies, air-line hosing and such for... being a pumping freak and all... lol

 

[blklthrjkt]

This sounds extreme, but it works pretty well. An orbital sander, paper removed of course, vibrates through clothes really nicely.

 

[ShinigamiSama]

I found out yesterday the top of my marble paper towel dispensor can come off
its about 6 inches long and a inch or so wide
and ironicly enough has a 'head' on top, a bulb
never noticed it before lol

 

[reg_roch]

I skewerd myself pretty good with a carefully picked cuccumber from the grocery store -- I used coconut body oil on it (the smell of cocnut stiffens me in seconds). Nice and slick! I rode that badboy in a hot shower for 30 minutes before blasting a load.

That was my first anal experience.

Maybe someday I'll invest in a nice dildo or maybe even be brave enough to try the real thing.

 

[trojan_man_co]

cold... but fun

well hasn’t been listed here and i caution you in using it.. but it is fun if not overly used...

take a condom, fill it up with water, remove ALL air bubbles from it and tie off end. so its a water filled condom. place in freezer in a manner it will keep its shape (like a dildo) and let freeze. when finished remove and enjoy an ice dildo...

like i said before can be very cold and sometimes hard to grip due to melting ice. also dont do it for too long or u can give yourself frostbite in the anal or genital regions. it is great though if you like playing with ice normally for you can suck it roll it do any thing sexually with it and its just water... if you do not remove all the air bubbles however sharp indents in the main shaft can occur.

 

[trb2216]

a mag-lite just put a rubber over it and sit down

 

[puffy_nip_luvr]

a mag-lite just put a rubber over it and sit down

which size mag-lite?? lol.... there's a lot of them... I have had some "larger" sized things up there, but having it soft and rubbery helps a lot, because I tend to shove it as far as I can get it... woah!!!