Bi guy teaches blowjobs

[Brandnewbuddy]

Can’t remember where but I was on a forum where bi folks of various genders were on there talking about oral. The consensus seemed to be: open communication is key to getting and receiving good head, but for hookups: women were better at eating out and guys were better sucking dick…and one woman took MASSIVE offense to that latter one…and then one of her prior male partners got on there and it was beautiful DRAMA.

Anywho, what if there was a guy who knew how to give the best blowjobs and a couple could come to him to learn how?

 

[Brandnewbuddy]

Figure it could be very tongue in cheek:

Like guy lives like a shaolin monk and knows secret techniques that get passed down student to teacher

Or maybe more tender: girlfriend really wants to learn and boyfriend is coming to terms with his own sexuality so by the end boyfriend realizes he’s bi and comes out, letting him fully enjoy sex

 

[PennyThompson]

A "straight" guy repeatedly gets into elaborate scenarios where he ends up sucking cock.

Trans women, drunken threesomes with a hot girl and a college buddy, "just joking" dildo throating contests, it just keeps happening to him!

The problem is that he is a Generational Talent, cursed with a power he does not want...

Yeah, every knob he has ever gobbed says he's the best they've ever had, and yeah it gets him kind of hot, and yeah he doesn't really mind the taste of cum, but that doesn't mean he likes sucking cock, it's just bad luck!

...what was the prompt again?

 

[ConsiderateBeast]

Like one of those random sprinters who gets recruited into bobsleigh

 

[nice90sguy]

Figure it could be very tongue in cheek

What, there's analingus as well? That would be hot.

 

[Carnevil9]

I think this is one of those endless conundrums: who gives better head? Men or women?

I can imagine three best buddies, maybe college students. One is a straight guy, one is a straight woman, and one is a gay or bi guy. They are sitting around having beers at the local watering hole, and the gay/bi guy claims that men are best at sucking dick, because they know what feels best. The woman takes exception to this, saying no guy can love a dick like a woman can, because women are wired to please dicks. They both turn to the straight guy and ask him what he thinks.

He is no fool. He says, "well, one experiment is worth a thousand expert opinions. Let's go back to my place and I'll give you each a shot and see who is better."

Of course you could also write the reverse version: the lesbian/bi woman, the straight guy, and the straight woman discussing who is best at eating pussy.