Big Breasted Bubble Headed Blondes With A Fully Fuzzy Bush

[Evil_Geoff]

Big breasted here...

some would call me bubble-headed...but I'm really not...and I am "nicely trimmed" at the moment...

....and I've never known what *WEG* meant...

I belong on the Island of Misfit Toys....

*WEG* = *Wicked, Evil, Grin*

And I think ALL of us, if we're really honest with ourselves, feel like we belong on the Island of Misfit Toys...

We look in the mirror and what we see is something distorted, it isn't the truth of who we are. What we see is a carnival funhouse reflection. Our flaws exaggerated out of proportion, our virtues diminished and discounted.

So you're welcome here too, poppy!

 

[bbwsadieml]

Come on Sadie - what's the score up on top? BBW would indicate you have a rack of some sort. Right? AND AND you are a Rabbit owner - so in my book that's ok - but you have to run it past Geoff for final approval.

Well aren't you a sweetheart! Hey Geoff! I've got a reference here ... am I in???

 

[poppy1963]

*WEG* = *Wicked, Evil, Grin*

And I think ALL of us, if we're really honest with ourselves, feel like we belong on the Island of Misfit Toys...

We look in the mirror and what we see is something distorted, it isn't the truth of who we are. What we see is a carnival funhouse reflection. Our flaws exaggerated out of proportion, our virtues diminished and discounted.

So you're welcome here too, poppy!

Kewlllll....pulls up a chair...I like to watch sometimes....

 

[lik_m_ade]

Kewlllll....pulls up a chair...I like to watch sometimes....

-sigh- that's "cool" not "Kewlllll" .....and that stick is a thread hazard, you could put someone's eye out with it.

nice Av Poppster, like it lots, but I'm in my token pissed off critic role right now

 

[Evil_Geoff]

You know...

When it comes to being bubble-headed and/or blonde, I think ALL of us could be joiners as "honorary" members. Let me explain...

Way back when I was a rookie cop (I'm not saying I'm old or nothing, but "Animal Control" was more concerned about Saber-tooth Tigers in the 'hood than catching Benji knocking over trash carts)... the squad I was part of created "The Ski Patrol". We had windbreaker jackets made up with a big Red Cross logo on the back, with our Department name above the cross, SKI PATROL beneath the cross, and our "Ski Patrol Name" on the left breast of the jacket.

To become a part of The Ski Patrol you didn't have to know first aid, you didn't have to ski, you didn't have to have any particular skills or experience.

You had to become an "honorary Pollack". One of the guys on the squad (we'll call him Bobski though that's not his real name of course) was an honest-to-goodness, second generation Polish-American.

Over the course of the next few months, the squad really jelled and had a great sense of comraderie. And of course everyone did something mind boggling stupid at some point... when they did (and got caught) Bobski would rag on them about being a Pollack.

Broski earned his by closing the hood of the patrol car on his fingers. Not hard enough to injure them, just enough to trap his hand so he had to call someone to unlatch the hood to rescue him...

I earned mine, Wingski, sitting in dispatch, leaning back in the chair, kicking my feet up on the counter and ... yup, you guessed it... going ass-over-tea-kettle and dumping the chair and myself on the floor in front of the entire squad.

Fredski earned his putting a pair of thoroughly soaked shoes in an oven, turned on Low to dry them. The tops dried, just fine. The bottoms melting to the bottom of the oven wasn't too bright though...

Beaski earned hers falling asleep in the patrol car. Sitting up. In the middle of an intersection. Stopped at a red light. And sitting through about 5 light changes.

You get the idea. So we became The Ski Patrol. It was an honor, and mark of acceptance and pride when you earned your jacket and "Ski" name...

We're ALL "honorary" Pollacks. Or bubble-headed blondes. We can work on the rest!

 

[Evil_Geoff]

Kewlllll....pulls up a chair...I like to watch sometimes....

Voyeurism is a legitimate kink! *LOL*

 

[Missingmeds]

Evil_Geoff and SecretLove69, this has got to be one of the all time best threads on the playground.

EG, thank you for the smile you gave me this morning reading about the ski patrol. I think you are so right about joining something and I love your explanation about what we see sometimes when we look in the mirror.

Now if I could just figure out how to get that mirror lowered about 12 inches I would have it made. (Doing home improvement and I think that they set the height of the bathroom medicine cabinet for someone that is 6 and half feet tall.)

 

[lovemonster]

*WEG*

Suggested by SecretLove69 and inspired by lovemonster, based on a "not-quite-dare" (or maybe it was a typo and he meant "tread" not "thread"! *LOL*) by sirgary...

Soooooooo, who can we piss off and insult today because we refuse to kowtow to political correctness?

ROFLMAO!!!

Wahay!!! Somebody did it!! Can this be my new home?? I qualify on all points (well, most of them anyway)

So, who are we pissing off today?

Edit: I'm so proud, I inspired a thread...

 

[HottieMama]

i fit none of the qualifications (except for that Misfit Toy thing)...but damn this was funny....

 

[MsTexas]

Damn and I'm a brunette

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Thanks for the chuckles this morning and the smirk I have on my face now.

I have been known to do some Bubble-Headed things... Two that leap at me:

1. Fishing and reeling my hair up into the reel, had to have it cut free with a pocket knife. . .it had been waist length. Yes, I did land the fish.

2. Giving my fiance (now spouse) a knife covered in fish guts to cut his steak when there were perfectly good steak knives available. (No I didn't know the pocket knife was dirty when I insisted my father give it to my fiance at the time and No I don't know what I was thinking - - hence bubble-head moment.)

Believe me there are more I am sure. . .

Countless times I have hit parked objects with a vehicle. Still don't know why I do that.

I was almost blond when the beautician over highlighted my hair. It was only the second time I had done anything to it, besides cut it and when she was done I could have been a blond with red highlights.

 

[SecretLove69]

So, who are we pissing off today?

WOW - look at us Loveski and Monski finally get famous all at the hands of a sex crazed red-headed sadist. Ooooohh mama would be so proud. She done raized herself up a bonafidy Lit-hussy.

So, let's see......woke up with my tits pointing east hmmmm ok - and from my location ----
Great Britain is east - so ok, just what is so fucking GREAT about Britain?
Fish and Chips?
Bangers and Mash (WTF?)
A bobby in a lift.
Hooking the answerphone up to the blower (HUH?).
Flat isn’t the condition of the tire on your lorry – it’s a place to live?
AND, now get this, Beefeaters guard the Queen – WHAT the hell is that about – a remake of Broke Back Mountain British style????
.......jeez people ya'll suppose to be speakin' the King's English not freakin' Romper Room jibberish.

SOOOOOO anybody pissed yet? Come on – take a swipe at Offski – he told me to post this and because I’m such an obedient gal I just had to do it.

 

[lovemonster]

WOW - look at us Loveski and Monski finally get famous all at the hands of a sex crazed red-headed sadist. Ooooohh mama would be so proud. She done raized herself up a bonafidy Lit-hussy.

So, let's see......woke up with my tits pointing east hmmmm ok - and from my location ----
Great Britain is east - so ok, just what is so fucking GREAT about Britain?
Fish and Chips?
Bangers and Mash (WTF?)
A bobby in a lift.
Hooking the answerphone up to the blower (HUH?).
Flat isn’t the condition of the tire on your lorry – it’s a place to live?
AND, now get this, Beefeaters guard the Queen – WHAT the hell is that about – a remake of Broke Back Mountain British style????
.......jeez people ya'll suppose to be speakin' the King's English not freakin' Romper Room jibberish.

SOOOOOO anybody pissed yet? Come on – take a swipe at Offski – he told me to post this and because I’m such an obedient gal I just had to do it.

LOL....nah, you're right, GB is place is a shithole....

Mind you, God Bless America?? WTF is that all about......did ya sneeze or something?

Edit: Ewww, just thought about a collective USA sneeze.....imagine the snot......

 

[Evil_Geoff]

Damn and I'm a brunette

You can be an honorary blonde, MsT!

 

[Evil_Geoff]

i fit none of the qualifications (except for that Misfit Toy thing)...but damn this was funny....

Everyone is an honorary blonde... Kinda like everyone is Irish on St. Patrick's day. Even that fellow from Kenya that just moved in next door and the Vietnamese gal who lives across the street...

 

[Evil_Geoff]

ROFLMAO!!!

Wahay!!! Somebody did it!! Can this be my new home?? I qualify on all points (well, most of them anyway)

Of course sweety. When you aren't making out with Appy of course.

Then again... you could drag her over here and make out too!

Just a thought, mind you!

 

[Evil_Geoff]

Bangers and Mash (WTF?)

Sausages and mashed potatoes... Kinda bland unless you have good sausage!

 

[Evil_Geoff]

Edit: Ewww, just thought about a collective USA sneeze.....imagine the snot......

*LMBFHAO*

Lovey! that is just...


Sooooo


WRONG!

Somebody pass me a Kleenex... uhhhh... better make it a paper towel... uhhhh....

*gets on the PA system...*

ROAD CREW! CLEAN UP ON HIGHWAY 4!

 

[MsTexas]

You can be an honorary blonde, MsT!

Can I get back to you on that?


LMAO

 

[poppy1963]

-sigh- that's "cool" not "Kewlllll" .....and that stick is a thread hazard, you could put someone's eye out with it.

nice Av Poppster, like it lots, but I'm in my token pissed off critic role right now

It's ok, lik... You can "snit" with me if you must...

I, however, spend a lot of time on the GB...and sometimes I need to sport a "weapon"...the stick...just so's they remember...I don't go there "unarmed" as Recidiva implied the other day. I go there "armed & furious" mostly...j/k.

Anyway...I hope this thread continues...it has a darker wit than is usual for the PG and I like that sometimes. My efforts to bring such have been largely ignored...but...I AM a woman and that's not the function of a woman on the PG...hee hee...now I'll start getting in trouble HERE!

 

[Evil_Geoff]

sticks... canes... floggers... needles... knives... paddles...

I got all kinds of weapons... And don't wander anywhere NEAR the GB. Lotsa rude mean-spiritted cuthroats there from what I get told regularly...

Dark humor? Me? Fuggedaboudit! I'm a sadist. I don't have a sense of humor. Fuck that humor crap!

HEY! Why are you giggling? Cut that out! Don't make me spank you!

 

[SecretLove69]

Sausages and mashed potatoes... Kinda bland unless you have good sausage!

Soooooo ummm well, I make some pretty good mashed taters......you provide the sausage? As I trust that you have only THE best sausage being from the Southland and all. (long and hot and spicy) AND YEAH I did say that out loud - whatch'ya gonna do about it?

 

[poppy1963]

sticks... canes... floggers... needles... knives... paddles...

I got all kinds of weapons... And don't wander anywhere NEAR the GB. Lotsa rude mean-spiritted cuthroats there from what I get told regularly...

Dark humor? Me? Fuggedaboudit! I'm a sadist. I don't have a sense of humor. Fuck that humor crap!

HEY! Why are you giggling? Cut that out! Don't make me spank you!

hee hee....you know...if you don't watch out you could sneak into the circle of men who's minds and humor I most enjoy here at Lit......there are an elite few in my estimation who rise among the rest though there are SO MANY smart, funny and very sexy men (AND WOMEN) I really enjoy! Ok ok...I realize the ones I call "elite" are those that are most like "me" in my mind...call me a little narcissistic...

Uma gonna keep an eye on you... OOhhh...runs away from the paddler!

 

[lik_m_ade]

ROFLMAO!!!

Wahay!!! Somebody did it!! Can this be my new home?? I qualify on all points (well, most of them anyway)

So, who are we pissing off today?

Edit: I'm so proud, I inspired a thread...

Well, LM, as the token pissed off person here, it would be me that is supposed to be halfheartedly pissed off.

-sigh- I'm pissed off that you didn't realize this.

 

[SecretLove69]

*Speaking for Geoff here - which could get my ass paddled (with any luck)*

Big Breasted - I think that's the main requirement (but not necessarily)

Bubble Headed Blondes - probably optional on both the lack of brains and the hair color (although they sort of go hand in hand) ((still lookin' for a fight))

With Full Fuzzy Bush - also, probably an option - bushes being factory installed as full and fuzzy but will accepted altered versions.

Some Examples

Option 1

Option 2

Option 3

So you see, our host with the most is an equal opportunity sex fiend, red-headed, sadist. Now who could ask for more?