Big Breasted Bubble Headed Blondes With A Fully Fuzzy Bush

[lovemonster]

*LMBFHAO*

Lovey! that is just...


Sooooo


WRONG!

Somebody pass me a Kleenex... uhhhh... better make it a paper towel... uhhhh....

*gets on the PA system...*

ROAD CREW! CLEAN UP ON HIGHWAY 4!

I know.....it's just once you start thinking about it, you can't stop.....put me right off my Easter eggs, it did....

 

[lovemonster]

Well, LM, as the token pissed off person here, it would be me that is supposed to be halfheartedly pissed off.

-sigh- I'm pissed off that you didn't realize this.

Damn, I'm so sorry I didn't realise. And being half-heartedly pissed off is no good, what can we do to make you totally pissed off?

 

[lovemonster]

Ok Ok...LM and SL69...you two have a couple of the biggest and most exciting sig spaces on The Playground...So does DGO...I've always loved her "Lick-A-Dick" animations....Hilarious.

I think we should have a contest. I'd be glad to set it up but need help identifying others who might be included in the competition for "Biggest & Most Exciting Signature". Any suggestions...? We can include up to 10 options in one post.

What do you (and others here) think and do you have suggestions about others?

Awww, thanks Poppy

I know big sigs piss some people off.....I have 'em switched off meself...LOL

I change stuff around on there when I feel like it.....I do like my t-shirt logos though...

 

[lik_m_ade]

Damn, I'm so sorry I didn't realise. And being half-heartedly pissed off is no good, what can we do to make you totally pissed off?

-sigh- Why can't you just be satisfied with halfheartedly pissed off? Make someone the inspiration for a thread and they start asking that their M&M's get sorted in the bowl.

I the "token" pissed off guy, remember? I only took the job since Geoff said he wanted to piss some people off with the thread and everyone was enjoying it too much-I didn't want him to feel like he'd failed. Actually I think it's a hoot.

 

[lovemonster]

-sigh- Why can't you just be satisfied with halfheartedly pissed off? Make someone the inspiration for a thread and they start asking that their M&M's get sorted in the bowl.

I the "token" pissed off guy, remember? I only took the job since Geoff said he wanted to piss some people off with the thread and everyone was enjoying it too much-I didn't want him to feel like he'd failed. Actually I think it's a hoot.

Look I'm a women, we're never satisfied And get rid of those yellow M&M's.....

Yup, I know you're the 'token' pissed off guy, but if you're gonna do the job, do it properly ffs...

 

[Evil_Geoff]

LOL

And whatever would you do with us if we were both over here?

*wiggles breasts at Geoff before prancing off to find Appy*

*pops head back round door*

By the way, are we expected to prove that we qualify for all the thread requirements?

Well if you were both here, I'd strip you two, then chain you together face to face, in the very large doorway between living room and dining room....that gives me walk around access to both of you... and comence to introducing you to the joys of co-bottoming in a scene...

As for requiring proof... well that's a SPLENDID suggestion! All the exhibitionists are encouraged to do so!

 

[lovemonster]

Well if you were both here, I'd strip you two, then chain you together face to face, in the very large doorway between living room and dining room....that gives me walk around access to both of you... and comence to introducing you to the joys of co-bottoming in a scene...

As for requiring proof... well that's a SPLENDID suggestion! All the exhibitionists are encouraged to do so!

Mmmm....now that does sound appealing.....just gotta convince Appy to come on over now

Now how did I know you would say that?

 

[Evil_Geoff]

That's it??? And you call yourself a sadist. I actually thought I would get a bit more of a "rise" out of you than that. Guess I have to work on my charm.

*smiles evilly, eyes glittering with a cold, hard edge to them...*
We haven't even begun to negotiate a real scene, sweet Secret. What you see here in the public forums is the nice, cuddly, fuzzy, suck-them-in-close-so-they-are-in-easy-reach exterior.

Very, VERY few get to experience the real sadist.

And that's probably a good thing.

 

[Evil_Geoff]

Damn.

I am neither a bubble head, a blonde or a bush. Do you sell blonde bottle jobs cause I would love to have that weapon in my aresenal. Maybe the bubble head could be included as a two for one deal? As for the full fuzz I just refuse to give up the smoothness.


And btw, WEG means wicked evil grin

*grins* Well everyone gets to be an honorary blonde from time to time, and I'm nto going to be picky if it comes out of a bottle, that just means someone is making an effort! That's a good thing! *grin*

As for being smooth *does his "cop" voice"*... "Excuse me little girl, but do you have proof of age? That smooth pubic area looks much to young to be in an adult site..."

 

[littleone77]

*grins* Well everyone gets to be an honorary blonde from time to time, and I'm nto going to be picky if it comes out of a bottle, that just means someone is making an effort! That's a good thing! *grin*

As for being smooth *does his "cop" voice"*... "Excuse me little girl, but do you have proof of age? That smooth pubic area looks much to young to be in an adult site..."

Let me know when I can get a copy of that honorary blonde certificate. I am so going to carry that in my purse for quick reference and proof :impish giggles: I now have an excuse for my feather brain-ness!

What may I ask is a cop doing talking about a little girl's smooth areas? I thought nice police men only gave out lollipops and stickers?

 

[Evil_Geoff]

What may I ask is a cop doing talking about a little girl's smooth areas? I thought nice police men only gave out lollipops and stickers?

*weg*

Who said I was a NICE police man? ? ? They were telling you a fib...

 

[lovemonster]

Hey Geoff, there doesn't seem to be much pissing off of people going on....

So come on.....religion, what's all that about? Some geezer gets nailed to a few bits of wood around 2000 years ago and we're supposed to be grateful?? FFS, he was only trying out BDSM before the phrase BDSM was invented wasn't he?

And those Jehovah's Witnesses....if you bastards bang on my door and tell me to find Jesus one more time, you'll find him shoved up your ass.....

 

[Evil_Geoff]

*chuckles* lovey, you might want to have one of THESE available the next time the JW's show up....

See the rest of the collection of blasphemous bangers HERE

 

[littleone77]

*weg*

Who said I was a NICE police man? ? ? They were telling you a fib...

*bats eyes innocently* Aren't all police men nice men?

And yes, I know men lie. Thats a duh.

 

[lovemonster]

*chuckles* lovey, you might want to have one of THESE available the next time the JW's show up....

See the rest of the collection of blasphemous bangers HERE

ROFL....now that would work....should I have it inserted when they arrive or just try and insert it in them?

Trouble is, the sneaky bastards bring their kids with them these days so they don't get the abuse....fuckers....

I do like the nun....

 

[Evil_Geoff]

I do like the nun....

Glad you enjoyed!

 

[HottieMama]

Hey..not to disturb the mood of the thread..but just a quick note to say Hi...and Bye.

Take care of yourselves.

nicole XOXO

 

[Evil_Geoff]

Hey..not to disturb the mood of the thread..but just a quick note to say Hi...and Bye.

Take care of yourselves.

nicole XOXO

Take care of yourself Hottie. My PM box and email's always open hon!
{{{{HUG}}}}

 

[lovemonster]

Glad you enjoyed!

I'm sure I would enjoy thoroughly given half a chance...

 

[Evil_Geoff]

So who's next on the agenda?...

 

[SheraQueen]

*peeks in here, hoping hottie sees me leaving hugs all over Lit just in case*

*See's EG looking for next victim. Runs!*

 

[Evil_Geoff]

*gives da Queen a playful <swat> as she exits...*

Come and hang out a while sweetie! Really! I wouldn't hurt you! Really! Not much! Well... not unless you asked nice! I believe in consent!

Come baaaaaaaacccccckkkkkk!

 

[Evil_Geoff]

*replaces the batteries....*

 

[bbwsadieml]

Oohhh ... quiet here .... I guess everyone is happy this weekend?

 

[Evil_Geoff]

Oohhh ... quiet here .... I guess everyone is happy this weekend?

Pretty much so...

Had dinner with friends last night...

Got to meet and have lunch with Gypsybyrd today... *smiles*

Yeah, it's been a good weekend!

how about you sweet sadie?