Bill Gate's illegitimate son

[IhateClowns]

I just have a quick question maybe someone can PM the answer or even reply on here.

I want to put links to the "ME and Mildred" and "rants and ramblings" thread at the bottom of my signature. Now I realize I can copy and paste the links but I see many other people on here that have something like:

My stories or

My pics

or something to that effect. Meaning they don't have the link but rather a description of what the link is. Can someone share with me how to do that please. Also all of you computer nerds quit laughing at me it isn't nice.

 

[sweetctgirl]

IHC... once you've pasted the link there's a part of the link that is automatically highlighted in blue. Type whatever you'd like to there while it's highlighted and that's how you rename the link.

 

[IhateClowns]

IHC... once you've pasted the link there's a part of the link that is automatically highlighted in blue. Type whatever you'd like to there while it's highlighted and that's how you rename the link.

Thank you for your help Sweet. I went to the thread and highlighted the link at the top of the page, copied it, then pasted it in my signature line, but nothing was highlighted for me to type in. This came up....

http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=718576

 

[sweetctgirl]

Sent you a PM.

 

[IhateClowns]

Sent you a PM.

Thank you sweet Computer Trainer girl. Such a good helper. Never knew what the "ct" stood for, but now I do.

 

[IhateClowns]

Apparently I was the only one on this board that didn't know how to do that. So thank you to EVERYONE who took the time to send me a PM and show me how easy it was

 

[janeyl]

Apparently I was the only one on this board that didn't know how to do that. So thank you to EVERYONE who took the time to send me a PM and show me how easy it was

Nope-you're not the only one-I still can't post pictures either despite step by step instructions from many...i'm just a fuckwit on the computer and am learning to live with it

 

[sweetctgirl]

Thank you sweet Computer Trainer girl. Such a good helper. Never knew what the "ct" stood for, but now I do.

Flattery will get you everywhere. lol

It's my pleasure, IHC... glad to help. And while I know my way around computers... the ct in my name is for Cape Town, South Africa.. and not Connecticut as most think.

 

[LickYourNips]

Flattery will get you everywhere. lol

It's my pleasure, IHC... glad to help. And while I know my way around computers... the ct in my name is for Cape Town, South Africa.. and not Connecticut as most think.

I admit. I had thought Connecticut.

 

[Mrs.H]

Flattery will get you everywhere. lol

It's my pleasure, IHC... glad to help. And while I know my way around computers... the ct in my name is for Cape Town, South Africa.. and not Connecticut as most think.

South Africa? Oh my! I thought it was Conneticut as well.

*waving to IHC as I hijack his thread*

 

[MrEd63]

Nope-you're not the only one-I still can't post pictures either despite step by step instructions from many...i'm just a fuckwit on the computer and am learning to live with it

I know the feeling - I have the same technical ineptitude

 

[sweetctgirl]

I admit. I had thought Connecticut.

South Africa? Oh my! I thought it was Conneticut as well.

*waving to IHC as I hijack his thread*

Yep... born and raised in Cape Town. Been in the U.S. for almost 10 years. I'm in Florida now.

 

[p0k3r82]

I thought it stood for Chris Tucker. I figured you were a huge fan like so many of us.

 

[Midnight_Man]

Nope-you're not the only one-I still can't post pictures either despite step by step instructions from many...i'm just a fuckwit on the computer and am learning to live with it

I can't post pictures either! lol

 

[IhateClowns]

Nope-you're not the only one-I still can't post pictures either despite step by step instructions from many...i'm just a fuckwit on the computer and am learning to live with it

I am glad i am not the only one. Honestly if it isn't going on the internet or my company program then I really have no clue what this thing does nor do I really want to know.

 

[Ricanbandit]

Awww. I was hoping it was Connecticut Capetown is beautiful city, was there in 2005

 

[DrunknBarbarian]

..........

 

[sweetctgirl]

I thought it was short for 'city'....but then durrrrr who would shorten a 4 letter word to 2 letters, besides me of course?

Wow South Africa! Cool, how's the beer there?

These things happen DnB.

The beer is excellent! And so is the food!

IHC.. it seems I've hijacked your thread... I'm sorry. I didn't meant to do that. I was just trying to help.

 

[janeyl]

I can't post pictures either! lol

I am glad i am not the only one. Honestly if it isn't going on the internet or my company program then I really have no clue what this thing does nor do I really want to know.

Clearly we were all destined to be talented at other things

 

[IhateClowns]

These things happen DnB.

The beer is excellent! And so is the food!

IHC.. it seems I've hijacked your thread... I'm sorry. I didn't meant to do that. I was just trying to help.

Thread was over as far as I was concerned, you helped me get the problem resolved. I never expected anyone to really respond to it...

Clearly we were all destined to be talented at other things

LOL yes thank God or I would be staring at strobe lights and eating tootsie rolls for a living...

 

[janeyl]

Thread was over as far as I was concerned, you helped me get the problem resolved. I never expected anyone to really respond to it...


LOL yes thank God or I would be staring at strobe lights and eating tootsie rolls for a living...

i have no idea what a tootsie roll is but you make it sound unappetising so it's probably just as well

 

[IhateClowns]

i have no idea what a tootsie roll is but you make it sound unappetising so it's probably just as well

http://img641.imageshack.us/img641/3511/tootsierollsmall.jpg

You said unappetizing correct? How can you not take a look at a tootsie roll and lick your lips seductively? German porn anyone????

 

[LusterMunky]

It would seem that a Gates Spawn would have a significantly fatter wallet than Your Mildred. Which leads me to the uncomfortable conclusion that you truly lust after her dusty vagina.

 

[IhateClowns]

It would seem that a Gates Spawn would have a significantly fatter wallet than Your Mildred. Which leads me to the uncomfortable conclusion that you truly lust after her dusty vagina.

Now that you mentioned it no wonder why I am always waking up with a sore throat

 

[little_kid]

hi,
you've to type it like this

[url=***address of the link]description[/url]

for example
[url=http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?p=34632458#post34632458]Bill Gates Illegit Son[/url]
become this
Bill Gates Illegit Son

for more, read this
http://forum.literotica.com/misc.php?do=bbcode#url