Bill would make sale of sex toys illegal in South Carolina

[John Doe]

Insane. I can't stand those who feel they should be able to push their personal morality on others.

Yes, darn those self-righteous politicians trying to keep order with thier stupid, pesky laws and stuff.

 

[Oliver Clozoff]

Yes, darn those self-righteous politicians trying to keep order with thier stupid, pesky laws and stuff.

Exactly.

Remember the great dildo riots of '67?

Mayhem.

 

[landslider2000]

Those were Roads Scholars your high school had.

As to sex toys, this is a difficult issue to penetrate.

 

[Pookie]

You better stock up on toys now, Pooks.

Trust me - an eggbeater ain't too friendly to the ol' vulva.

It doesn't stand a chance of passing. No co-sponsors and it's way to late in the legislative session. This dude is one of a few that likes to propose these types of laws once in awhile.

It's not toys I need to stock up on. If they make batteries illegal, then I'm screwed.

 

[Oliver Clozoff]

It doesn't stand a chance of passing. No co-sponsors and it's way to late in the legislative session. This dude is one of a few that likes to propose these types of laws once in awhile.

It's not toys I need to stock up on. If they make batteries illegal, then I'm screwed.

Somebody needs to get crackin' on making the first nuclear-powered vibrator. Some of y'all 'round here must be goin' through batteries like crazy.

 

[Pookie]

Somebody needs to get crackin' on making the first nuclear-powered vibrator. Some of y'all 'round here must be goin' through batteries like crazy.

Agreed. The power company is still none too happy with me after I wired a vibrator to use a wall outlet. People still talk about the resulting brownouts and blackouts.

 

[Plasmaball]

Agreed. The power company is still none too happy with me after I wired a vibrator to use a wall outlet. People still talk about the resulting brownouts and blackouts.

sigh get the candles out, Pookie is orgasming

 

[Hikari]

This is just really fucked up... I mean.. I don't ask for much.. All I want is to be able to walk into a sex shop by a sleazy video store and purchase something fun.. Is that too much to ask?

 

[Plasmaball]

This is just really fucked up... I mean.. I don't ask for much.. All I want is to be able to walk into a sex shop by a sleazy video store and purchase something fun.. Is that too much to ask?

sinner

 

[Hikari]

sinner

Fuck you and your vaginal oppression!!! I must have things that vibrate!!!

 

[Pookie]

This is just really fucked up... I mean.. I don't ask for much.. All I want is to be able to walk into a sex shop by a sleazy video store and purchase something fun.. Is that too much to ask?

Sometimes we take the little things in life too much for granted. *nods*

 

[Oliver Clozoff]

Agreed. The power company is still none too happy with me after I wired a vibrator to use a wall outlet. People still talk about the resulting brownouts and blackouts.

It's definitely the wrong time to switch to gas what with the high-prices and all.

Lots of women seem to be switching to hydro-power.

 

[Pookie]

sigh get the candles out, Pookie is orgasming

It's a shame I can't sell the power I generate from that. There'd never be an energy crisis.

 

[Plasmaball]

Fuck you and your vaginal oppression!!! I must have things that vibrate!!!

i am a cock

It's a shame I can't sell the power I generate from that. There'd never be an energy crisis.

light a million homes

 

[Oliver Clozoff]

It's a shame I can't sell the power I generate from that. There'd never be an energy crisis.

And completely renewable.

You're such a good liberal.

 

[John Doe]

Exactly.

Remember the great dildo riots of '67?

Mayhem.

I was responding to his general comment about the nature of politicians by pointing out that the nature of laws in general is to impose the majority's morality on everyone. That doesn't mean I agree with the legislation in question.

 

[marksgirl]

I have a little toy I can shove up anyones ass that goes "BANG" if they try to take my "toys" away! God I love Texas!

 

[Pookie]

It's definitely the wrong time to switch to gas what with the high-prices and all.

Lots of women seem to be switching to hydro-power.

I've learned the great potential of hydro-power. It's a wonderful alternative.

Which leads me to ask, will shower heads become illegal if this bill passed?

 

[Oliver Clozoff]

I've learned the great potential of hydro-power. It's a wonderful alternative.

Which leads me to ask, will shower heads become illegal if this bill passed?

If they do, women will have to resort to the ass-under-the- tub-faucet-method.

You'll be back in the dark ages of chick masturbation.

 

[concrete]

I've learned the great potential of hydro-power. It's a wonderful alternative.

Which leads me to ask, will shower heads become illegal if this bill passed?

move to Niagra Fall's .. POOK's ...you'll be fine

 

[Pookie]

And completely renewable.

You're such a good liberal.

I'm always thinking of my fellow man when I'm ... uhh ... working to ... ummm ... satisfy ... yeah, satisfy the the needs we all have to survive in this world we share.

Many times women too. *nods*

 

[Oliver Clozoff]

I'm always thinking of my fellow man when I'm ... uhh ... working to ... ummm ... satisfy ... yeah, satisfy the the needs we all have to survive in this world we share.

Many times women too. *nods*

that's the spirit.

But remember, if vibrators are outlawed, only outlaws will have vibrators.

And what's an outlaw gonna do with a vibrator?

 

[Hester]

You better stock up on toys now, Pooks.

Trust me - an eggbeater ain't too friendly to the ol' vulva.

how about a whisk?

 

[Oliver Clozoff]

how about a whisk?

I'm not sure. Perhaps you can do the field testing for my new line of sex toys masquerading as ordinary kitchenware. We can go door to door in South Carolina looking for women who look tense and frustrated.

 

[Hester]

I'm not sure. Perhaps you can do the field testing for my new line of sex toys masquerading as ordinary kitchenware. We can go door to door in South Carolina looking for women who look tense and frustrated.

i'm thinking live demos