Bill would make sale of sex toys illegal in South Carolina

[Oliver Clozoff]

i'm thinking live demos

I love it when a plan comes together.

Just wait 'til you see my special "outdoor line" and get to try my version of the garden weasel.

 

[spyro1123]

i'm thinking live demos

Pretty sure that is illegal in sc too!

One of the first electrical appliences was a vibrator, they were used in docters offices at the time to "cure" women of their unclean desires or some such thing.

 

[RoryN]

Those were Roads Scholars your high school had.

Rhodes.

 

[FinePhilly]

But Your Honor, it's not a sex toy, it's a paperweight...I swear.....

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v619/stillhoneymooning/8511.jpg

 

[LukkyKnight]

Bill would make sale of sex toys illegal in South Carolina

Well no wonder he left lit, the backlash even from just the SC residents would be horrendous.

 

[garbage can]

Bill would make sale of sex toys illegal in South Carolina

Only real cocks should be allowed in SC...

 

[John Doe]

But Your Honor, it's not a sex toy, it's a paperweight...I swear.....

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v619/stillhoneymooning/8511.jpg

Indeed. A pink, bullet shaped, vibrating paper weight.

Or a clear, glass, cork screw shaped (heh, "screw") paper weight.

 

[Cade Is Here]

Get ready for the occurrence of incest to quadruple.

thats about it..

 

[Cade Is Here]

Does anyone in South Carolina know how to use sex toys?

You know, other than the preacher holding one over his head while he's speaking of the devil and such?

rory are you confused again and asking for help?

 

[landslider2000]

No, the people from your high school who ended up leaning on shovels were Roads Scholars.


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[clutch1]

Does anyone in South Carolina know how to use sex toys?

You know, other than the preacher holding one over his head while he's speaking of the devil and such?

one girl tried a vibe and knocked three of her teeth out.

 

[Pookie]

I'm not sure. Perhaps you can do the field testing for my new line of sex toys masquerading as ordinary kitchenware. We can go door to door in South Carolina looking for women who look tense and frustrated.

I suspect the bill's author's wife would be a great person to test your sales pitch with.

 

[The Heretic]

So, does this mean Pookie will be illegal too?

She is after all a sex toy.

 

[Pookie]

So, does this mean Pookie will be illegal too?

She is after all a sex toy.

Putting my foot up that legislator's ass probably would get me arrested already. As anal as that guy is though, he might just like it.

 

[The Heretic]

Putting my foot up that legislator's ass probably would get me arrested already. As anal as that guy is though, he might just like it.

So? This means you like anal?

 

[raindancer]

Whew. I'm glad we'll never need to worry about such things in North Carolina. Adam and Eve is a NC company.

 

[huskie]

Pookie will simply call me in NC and I'll ship her what she needs

 

[scbigdog65]

As a South Carolina resident, I'm gonna print me up some bumper stickers that say, "You can take my butt plug when you pry it out of my cold, dead ass!"

 

[huskie]

As a South Carolina resident, I'm gonna print me up some bumper stickers that say, "You can take my butt plug when you pry it out of my cold, dead ass!"

I live near Pinehurst, NC area where we have nine million non driving retired Yankees... I want a bumper sticker that says

"When I get old I'm gonna move up north and drive like I'm dead"

 

[scbigdog65]

I live near Pinehurst, NC area where we have nine million non driving retired Yankees... I want a bumper sticker that says

"When I get old I'm gonna move up north and drive like I'm dead"

What about, "We don't give a damn how you used to do it in Cleveland!"

 

[DevilishTexan]

The ACLU got involved in the case, he said, to "keep the government out of the bedroom."



Wonder if we'll hear DT blathering on about the evils of the ACLU in this case?

We all know as long as it involves sex the ACLU will get involved. Whether it makes sense or not.

They'd fight to the death to allow gay scoutmasters the right to use sex toys on young scouts if that ever came up. Ya know, because the tots need to know how to prevent unwanted pregnancies in the future.

 

[huskie]

What about, "We don't give a damn how you used to do it in Cleveland!"

it actually says :We don't give a damn how yall do it up north" I see that sticker a lot around here.

 

[LukkyKnight]

I still don't see why Bill cares what goes on in South Carolina anyway.

 

[ShamelessFlirt]

I've have not heard much buzz about this story.

They're banning sextoys, that's why you're not hearing any buzz ...

 

[Lancecastor]

This will mess up Intrigued's sex life, big time.

http://www.independentmail.com/and/home/ar...4641568,00.html


glad i am not in SC