Bistro Bijou

[unpredictablebijou]

It's warm enough but Sara is pretty careful because her real name is linked to this one through poems and therefore, Sara will never be naked (in Public) in case it would cause her to lose her job.

So I just get to be the pervy voyeur who is now obsessed with penance. I want a pervy penance. Do I have to have done something wrong? I can go do something wrong...

Well, you can confess that you perved on everyone's naked pictures. It's a start.

But yeah, go do something wrong. And then confess. I will absolve you.



after an appropriate penance, of course. *evil grand vizier eyebrows*

bj

 

[PandoraGlitters]

That's why God invented the screen shot.

Clever!!!

And BJ, your breasts are gorgeous. Just like the rest of you. (And yours, UYS. Now for some men to emulate J?)

 

[UnderYourSpell]

x 2 for each nipple.

Mmmmmmm

 

[unpredictablebijou]

Suddenly it got quiet in here.

...too quiet...

'kay, the nips have been up long enough. Back to the back. Thanks for playing Naked Bistro Twister, everybody.

Next week, perhaps strip backgammon?

bj

 

[Guest]

Suddenly it got quiet in here.

...too quiet...

Off masturbating?

 

[UnderYourSpell]

Huh ? who said that? mmmmm get back down here ....

 

[Homburg]

I didn't realize so many were watching...



and uh, Sorry Fool + Homb too!

Don't sweat it. I wasn't looking when it was up apparently. That said, while I don't get excited at the sight of man-bits, I happen to have aset myself, so I don't get widgey when they're being shown.

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Right its going Homb didnt even mention mine let alone dig them

I actually posted something but apparently the computer ate it.

those nipples do not look like hat pegs to me. They do look like they would be a great place to park some clothespins though

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no no! He's undoubtedly thinking too hard about ways he'd bind them to type right now.

Hi Homburg!

I like your idea about a linked thread. Let's noodle on this. The Bistro Dungeon, over in BDSM, with some links to the original conversation and some questions for self-examination.

bj

Feel free. I'll post there.

 

[PandoraGlitters]

ok a tiny flash for you, bj. hope you're looking.

 

[UnderYourSpell]

drat did I miss something ..... nooooo fair

 

[UnderYourSpell]

nope didnt miss it heyyy you got nipples like mine when they are erect

 

[Guest]

ok a tiny flash for you, bj. hope you're looking.

Nipple!

 

[Homburg]

Giggity. Giggity.

Gig-git-y.

 

[The_Fool]

ok a tiny flash for you, bj. hope you're looking.

Who cares about her.

It's all about me....

 

[UnderYourSpell]

is this better?

 

[Homburg]

is this better?

*reaches for the clothespins*

Much better. Now hold still, love.

 

[UnderYourSpell]

Yeowchhhhh me nips will never be the same again

going going goneeeeee if you missed take two tough

 

[unpredictablebijou]

*passed out cold again over the one-two punch of Dora and UYS. *

Jamison: Off masturbating?

That'd be my educated guess.

bj

 

[unpredictablebijou]

*reaches for the clothespins*

Much better. Now hold still, love.

Hand me one of those, would you?

bj

and right, you two. That's enough kink for the main room. Lady S is trying to finish a paper, fer gods' sake. Take that stuff downstairs.

...I'll be right down....

 

[UnderYourSpell]

Had to Homb said they didn't stick out ....... oiiiiii careful with that!

 

[UnderYourSpell]

night all taking my nips to bed

 

[LadynStFreknBed]

drat did I miss something ..... nooooo fair

Wow!
I run to the grocery store and miss all the fun!

 

[LadynStFreknBed]

Hand me one of those, would you?

bj

and right, you two. That's enough kink for the main room. Lady S is trying to finish a paper, fer gods' sake. Take that stuff downstairs.

...I'll be right down....

I finished that paper... don't use me as an excuse to break up the kink!
LOL

 

[unpredictablebijou]

sweet dreams, little midnight snack.

*sigh*

*begins sweeping up the mess and tossing clothing and other items in the lost-and-found*

hm. I wonder whose this is?

Puts this on the jukebox.


.adds this for sassy, who can actually dig on the idea of fucking to the music of Tom Waits. This is a good one. And some sage advice for us all.

 

[Guest]

If you are bored, I have more parts.

 

[unpredictablebijou]

If you are bored, I have more parts.

My eyes are absolutely glued to the screen.

Glued.

*hits refresh at ten-second intervals*

bj