Bistro Bijou

Guest · Jun 30, 2008

PandoraGlitters said:
On the Fence (Toronto mag for bisexuals).

I meant bijou's post about MOONBLOOD WOMYN HERSTORY QUARTERLY

UnderYourSpell · Jun 30, 2008

unpredictablebijou said:
*nods, nods.* I myself am a complete pig. Ask anyone local.

Publications like that? Gawd, dozens.

I tried to be a lesbian once for a while. I went to a couple of clubs, those little soy milk coffee houses full of political rage - i believe our local one was called the "Lavender Umbrella," for gods' sake.

Then I realized that I had lesbianism all wrong. Silly me, i thought it was about liking to have sex with grrrls. Turns out it's a political stance, and I was looked down on because I wasn't pissed off all the time about one thing or another.

So I went back to being a disenfranchised bisexual. We're expected to be pigs, so I fit right in.

POSTMOREBOOBPIXPLS

bj

There used to be a gay establishment in this town called The Shirley Temple

PandoraGlitters · Jun 30, 2008

Wewt! Let's get oily and pull hair! I'm in!

(can we add a little balsamic vinegar for licking?)

And Mr. RhymeSmith, you keep it up and you might win the Nobel!

UnderYourSpell · Jun 30, 2008

PandoraGlitters said:
Wewt! Let's get oily and pull hair! I'm in! (can we add a little balsamic vinegar for licking?)

And Mr. RhymeSmith, you keep it up and you might win the Nobel!

keep what up?

normal jean · Jun 30, 2008

unpredictablebijou said:
*nods, nods.* I myself am a complete pig. Ask anyone local.

Publications like that? Gawd, dozens.

I tried to be a lesbian once for a while. I went to a couple of clubs, those little soy milk coffee houses full of political rage - i believe our local one was called the "Lavender Umbrella," for gods' sake.

Then I realized that I had lesbianism all wrong. Silly me, i thought it was about liking to have sex with grrrls. Turns out it's a political stance, and I was looked down on because I wasn't pissed off all the time about one thing or another.

So I went back to being a disenfranchised bisexual. We're expected to be pigs, so I fit right in.

POSTMOREBOOBPIXPLS

bj

hell, I always volunteer to get naked. it is the one positive thing my Master instilled in me.

~~~~

anyone wanna see my "bad" ones, I send them only via email, and you gotta promise not to be mean

I posted a couple, they are kinda small but I have my reasons for that. ya know, minimize my fat ass....

and one of me in the tree, nekkid. and I sent Fool some REALLY risque ones a long time ago, left him speechless in fact. ( I love him anyway)

Guest · Jun 30, 2008

Postmoreboobpixpls

unpredictablebijou said:
*nods, nods.* I myself am a complete pig. Ask anyone local.

Publications like that? Gawd, dozens.

I tried to be a lesbian once for a while. I went to a couple of clubs, those little soy milk coffee houses full of political rage - i believe our local one was called the "Lavender Umbrella," for gods' sake.

Then I realized that I had lesbianism all wrong. Silly me, i thought it was about liking to have sex with grrrls. Turns out it's a political stance, and I was looked down on because I wasn't pissed off all the time about one thing or another.

So I went back to being a disenfranchised bisexual. We're expected to be pigs, so I fit right in.

POSTMOREBOOBPIXPLS

bj

http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f120/EXTREMEREFEREE/moobs4.jpg

Guest · Jun 30, 2008

I like this AV and the one Maria is wearing right now.

UnderYourSpell · Jun 30, 2008

I've been in the confessional booth but I'm thinking I may get asked for more details

RhymeSmith · Jun 30, 2008

PandoraGlitters said:
And Mr. RhymeSmith, you keep it up and you might win the Nobel!

With inspiration like that, how could I not?

unpredictablebijou · Jun 30, 2008

normal jean said:
hell, I always volunteer to get naked. it is the one positive thing my Master instilled in me.

~~~~

anyone wanna see my "bad" ones, I send them only via email, and you gotta promise not to be mean

I posted a couple, they are kinda small but I have my reasons for that. ya know, minimize my fat ass....

and one of me in the tree, nekkid. and I sent Fool some REALLY risque ones a long time ago, left him speechless in fact. ( I love him anyway)

That is one happy, happy tree. You've done a great deal to benefit the environment there, doll.

Jamison said:
http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f120/EXTREMEREFEREE/moobs4.jpg

LAWL ROFFLE o that is WRONG!

UnderYourSpell said:
I've been in the confessional booth but I'm thinking I may get asked for more details

Details. Complete and vivid. Right now, young lady. *tapping foot*

bj

UnderYourSpell · Jun 30, 2008

I was on the backseat of the National Express coach (bit like your Greyhound) and I flashed a booby at a lorry driver! Poor chaps face was a picture lol wonder he didnt drive off the road!

The_Fool · Jun 30, 2008

PandoraGlitters said:
Oh, Okayyyy then. But the swimsuit stays on. (I will take the avie down soon, though. It feels very strange to show my face here. BJ, Eve and Ange are emboldening me, though. Hey why don't the guys around here ever show anything?)

That is an incredible AV. I like white. I like boobs. I like sunshine. Are you sure the swimsuit has to stay on?

normal jean · Jun 30, 2008

Jamison said:
I like this AV and the one Maria is wearing right now.

thank you sweet thang

normal jean · Jun 30, 2008

unpredictablebijou said:
That is one happy, happy tree. You've done a great deal to benefit the environment there, doll.

bj

that was my intent, didn't see one dang buck tho

oh yeah, to anyone who gets the bright idea to post their privvy or not so privates, on the amateur pic thread, umm, my hard drive still feels dirty from the PM;s I got, so be really prepared for the nicest pervs you will ever meet to PM the hell out of you. I got 5 marriage proposals, lol.

Guest · Jun 30, 2008

normal jean said:
that was my intent, didn't see one dang buck tho

oh yeah, to anyone who gets the bright idea to post their privvy or not so privates, on the amateur pic thread, umm, my hard drive still feels dirty from the PM;s I got, so be really prepared for the nicest pervs you will ever meet to PM the hell out of you. I got 5 marriage proposals, lol.

Proposals? I've showed my privy parts in pixels and no indecent proposals. Hmff..

UnderYourSpell · Jun 30, 2008

where?

unpredictablebijou · Jun 30, 2008

Jamison said:
Proposals? I've showed my privy parts in pixels and no indecent proposals. Hmff..

WANNA SEE. DO WANT.

and UYS,

YOWZA

Does this mean I have to pay up on the bet and post my own now?

bj

UnderYourSpell · Jun 30, 2008

yes you doooooooooo and nowwwwwwww I'm not getting al hot and bothered alone

unpredictablebijou · Jun 30, 2008

Right. Fair's Fair. Gimme a minute...

bj

The_Fool · Jun 30, 2008

This thread makes smiles...

unpredictablebijou · Jun 30, 2008

I am NOT leaving that up for long. But there ya go. I never go back on a dare.

It should be obvious now why I focus more on backs and legs and things.

bj

Guest · Jun 30, 2008

unpredictablebijou said:
WANNA SEE. DO WANT.

bj

I'm at work so I'd have to flash you.

UnderYourSpell · Jun 30, 2008

makes gritted teeth here and I am not going to last an hour that was the bet

unpredictablebijou · Jun 30, 2008

Jamison said:
I'm at work so I'd have to flash you.

I'm here watchin.

Or I'd happily give you my email address. I hope you're a creepy internet stalker; I've never had one of those.

bj

RhymeSmith · Jun 30, 2008

*injures neck, looking around*

Too much outstanding scenery! Be still my heart!

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