Blurt Thread III - Emporium of Unexpected Exclamations & Revelations

[NippleMuncher]

Y'all go ahead and do your thing. I'm just gonna curl up on the couch and enjoy the pleasant hum.

If I stretch out and take a nap, please don't tickle my feet!

*sneaks up*
*tickle tickle*
*runs away*

 

[Emerson40]

I don't remember what I wrote , exactly. I mentioned something about how I had posted in the How To on a thread that had this Personals sort of vibe to it and I forgot where I was posting...

TLDR.

I think in the era of clicking like buttons on short memes, no one wants to read, much less write. Myself excluded, of course. I have all the words, and I ain't afraid to use 'em.

One half of the bolded sentence above is not entirely true, the other half is completely true.

 

[NippleMuncher]

Sometimes it's fun to poke the bears!

 

[imemkay]

Well, not all of them; just the ones that are real assholes. Ursus Rectumus, I think they're called. I know where you can find a couple.

 

[talikat]

OMFG

Shut up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[NippleMuncher]

Sounds like it's time for a HOOT parade!

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

*sneaks up*
*tickle tickle*
*runs away*

No nipples for you, mister!



Blurt: I should be dancing, yeahhh! (Can you hear it?)

 

[NippleMuncher]

No nipples for you, mister!

http://www.lifesongfororphans.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/pouting_baby.jpg

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

http://www.lifesongfororphans.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/pouting_baby.jpg

Aww!

Maybe tomorrow.

 

[NippleMuncher]

Aww!

Maybe tomorrow.

http://profitwithpureleverage.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/59966/2014/10/Yay-baby-1st-win.jpg

YAY!!!!!

 

[Que]

TLDR.




One half of the bolded sentence above is not entirely true, the other half is completely true.

I may be the only poster that gets sincere TL;DR in blurt threads. ~shrug~

 

[imemkay]

Joke's on you, judgmental asshole.

 

[talikat]

Sounds like it's time for a HOOT parade!

Absolutely! I feel the need for a serious hooting!

Where's the nearest cliff?

 

[NippleMuncher]

You know, while the lack of drama is nice, it's way too quiet with the cast of regulars gone MIA. I'mma starting to get the jitters . . . I'mma need a Minxy fix soon! Where's Baila, Emerson, and all the other wayward troublemakers?

 

[Que]

Joke's on you, judgmental asshole.

I get that a lot.

 

[NightL]

Last I saw he seemed to be getting it together some? I hope he did.

????? Well I hope he did as well... true, I really do... really really

Judging the state of the account, the same as unclejimblydrybits, it does not appear for either that it will be "well I can't be bothered with Lit any more, I will just walk away".

 

[imemkay]

I get that a lot.

That was not directed at you.
But, I'll let you know if I witness an asshole behavior on your part.

 

[Emerson40]

You know, while the lack of drama is nice, it's way too quiet with the cast of regulars gone MIA. I'mma starting to get the jitters . . . I'mma need a Minxy fix soon! Where's Baila, Emerson, and all the other wayward troublemakers?

http://38.media.tumblr.com/a1e5690c526c3369291d04c470a5c0fe/tumblr_nil9c72y9g1twyt6io1_400.gif


NippleMuncher, take some deep breaths and repeat these mantras.

• I am cool, calm and collected.
• Every breast I see calms me and every breast I see takes away tension.
• Every nipple I see relaxes me and oozes calmness.
• I love boobies deeply and unconditionally.
• I transcend breastesess of any kind. I live in peace.
• All is well with boobs and I am safe.
• With every breast, I release the anxiety within me and I become more and more calm.
• The future is good. I look towards it with hope and happiness.
• Boobies are wonderful. I trust in their ample goodness to live a well fulfilled life.
• I acknowledge that nipples are the only constant in life, and I am prepared for it.
• I am free of anxiety and continue to be so.

 

[Emerson40]

I've stolen Minxy and taken her to Facie. So sorry!

Christ, another one lost.


http://33.media.tumblr.com/2ca94c852d9285e22cb5a99206b4ab99/tumblr_n87ncs7V0n1sjz7a3o1_500.gif



Please pass along my well wishes and give her a 'poke' for me. Let her know she is affectionately missed by many.

 

[NippleMuncher]

http://38.media.tumblr.com/a1e5690c526c3369291d04c470a5c0fe/tumblr_nil9c72y9g1twyt6io1_400.gif

Can't . . . look . . . away . . .

I've stolen Minxy and taken her to Facie. So sorry!

That's just wrong! And so mean!!!

 

[imemkay]

That's just wrong! And so mean!!!

You, too, could join in the fun. Just get a FB account!!! Come on, you know you want one.......

 

[Saucyminx]

Christ, another one lost.


http://33.media.tumblr.com/2ca94c852d9285e22cb5a99206b4ab99/tumblr_n87ncs7V0n1sjz7a3o1_500.gif



Please pass along my well wishes and give her a 'poke' for me. Let her know she is affectionately missed by many.

I'm still checkin in here occasionally Em.

Busy batting away those wieners!

 

[NippleMuncher]

You, too, could join in the fun. Just get a FB account!!! Come on, you know you want one.......

Uh, NO!

I'm still checkin in here occasionally Em.

Busy batting away those wieners!

MINXY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*cuddle pounce*

 

[Emerson40]

I'm still checkin in here occasionally Em.

Busy batting away those wieners!

FAPTASTIC!

With no comment from you regarding my Vocaroo, and the obvious decline in corseted cleavage and silky snark levels in and about the place, I was worried my last PM may have been a little obtrusive - "here is the church, here is the steeple..." who writes that crap! - and over the line, sending you forlornly into the arms of that shite social media site.

Speaking of wieners, would love to hear about Sunday Java days. Oh, and your buttons came in, only awaiting your return into the warm embrace of the HT bosom.

http://41.media.tumblr.com/9a933274e226f3d64e5499074b35d098/tumblr_mpogyvMcPj1qzjw8go1_540.jpg

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

to help you poor, unfortunate menfolk (and anyone who likes boobies!) through the rest of the week...





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