Blurt Thread III - Emporium of Unexpected Exclamations & Revelations

[Emerson40]

Help!
Rather thin-skinned, overly-sensitive woman allergic to conflict needs unvarnished advice from sensible HT folk.

So I have a new man-friend...

He has definite opinions about the landscape design of the lady garden that conflict with my own strongly-held preferences. How do I say, 'I'd really rather not,' without having to say, 'I'd really rather not,'?

If the direct approach isn't an option, you could use 'You get what you get, and you don't throw a fit'.
This wee rhyme helped when teaching my young children how to deal with disappointment.

If this fails, give him a time-out. Tell him he is only out of his time-out when he gets a back, crack, & sack done.

I wonder if he will consider your opinions about his garden design...

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Thanks all! I knew I could count on you pervs to give me sound relationship advice.

We had a good talk.
It wasn't really about the shaving- it was about other things, bigger things.

I told him it was hard for me to say no, and why. He told me not to shave if I didn't want to, and to tell him when he was being a dick.


(FYI, I'm a fan of the fur. He grew a beard for me, and he's growing out his nethers. I'd never actually been with a man who shaved or even trimmed until him.)

 

[NightL]

and to tell him when he was being a dick.

that part

communication can be so easy sometimes people forget where to start

 

[Cumference]

I'm not a fan of shaved man junk either. I find it quite off putting.

It has that wonderful "plucked chicken" look.

 

[Miles Long]

Guess I better start gluing my pubes back on. Thanks you guys.

 

[Emerson40]

Guess I better start gluing my pubes back on. Thanks you guys.

Do you get goose bumps on your chicken skin when pressing your peni against the windows, in winter?

Asking for a 'mate'.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Pubes are like another toy. Why would you want to deprive us of our playthings?

I think next Monday should be Man Pube Appreciation Day, and you men should all show us your pubes.

Right before Miles and Em get busy in front of the window.

 

[Emerson40]

Did Emerson just say he wanted to mate with miles?

Pubes are like another toy. Why would you want to deprive us of our playthings?

I think next Monday should be Man Pube Appreciation Day, and you men should all show us your pubes.

Right before Miles and Em get busy in front of the window.

https://media.giphy.com/media/13M0GBv7MsKV2g/giphy.gif

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Haha! Love Kevin Spacey.

 

[pete]

I think next Monday should be Man Pube Appreciation Day, and you men should all show us your pubes.

i'm not sure this idea will take off...

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

i'm not sure this idea will take off...

You have three days to grow them out, Pete. Chop chop!

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

^5...

 

[pete]

You have three days to grow them out, Pete. Chop chop!

am i growing, or chopping ?

i'm confused.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Growing. You're growing.

And then you're showing!

 

[NightL]

erotica_n_s - call out

Did you chase a 2016 Glastonbury Festival ticket?

Did you get out to a bar - have a drink - smile and have casual conversations with strangers?

I hope so...

 

[imemkay]

Three. Months. Really.

 

[pete]

There is one serious problem with the miracle of creating a life and the human body. Teething. Fuck me, what a design flaw.

aw, poor thing.
(and poor rainshine, too!)

Growing. You're growing.
And then you're showing!

sorry, i forgot to save it. its back to "putting green" level

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

aw, poor thing.
(and poor rainshine, too!)



sorry, i forgot to save it. its back to "putting green" level

no nips for you.

 

[pete]

no nips for you.

well, there's this old pic, which tells something of.the story...

 

[Miles Long]

Finally Friday!

 

[Emerson40]

http://36.media.tumblr.com/7679e04fab4d32ebace39dc2522ff3d5/tumblr_nvddwwCj5f1qjjtgho1_500.jpg

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Not a bad way to start the day!

 

[Emerson40]

well, there's this old dick, which tells something of.the story...

FYP,YW.



Which reminds me, are Fridays still supposed to be 'Pants-Free' Fridays?


http://33.media.tumblr.com/b8e5c22007732a00d9dfb36823b3a96b/tumblr_nt4xk8ZknS1r8brruo1_250.gif

Monday I have fried egg on my mind.

Tuesday, Wednesday scrambled's fine

Thursday's eggs benny are out of sight

But fried egg, I'm in love!

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

He could use a haircut, but BEARD!

 

[pete]

I have no idea what I was expecting when I clicked that, but that was not it.

let the link-clicker beware!