Board Members I Am Crazy About

[Cheyenne]

Cheyenne
Angelique
Sparky Kronkite
Expertise
April
EarthMuffin
KillerMuffin
Rosebud
SammyJo
Juliangel
Ambrosious
R Nitelight
Isabella Thorne

Top of the list? Thanks!

*He's been smokin' again, folks........*

 

[Bushido71XS]

Hey, what more can I say for my little Magician?

 

[LittleRedDevil]

How does one aquire list status?




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"Sometimes fate needs a swift kick in the ass."
-Megan Irwin, a girl I used to know

 

[Whispersecret]

George Will
Al Franken
Alanis Morrisette
Howard Rosenberg
Loreena McKennitt
Bertrand Russel
Ken Follet
Daniel Boorstin
The Writing Staff for "Your Show of Shows"
James Brooks
Albert Brooks
and
WS

HOLY FUCK. Of course, being who I am, I am first thrilled. Wow! Me! I made DCL's list.

Then the self-doubt kicks in...did he really mean me? Nah. Couldn't have. Hmmm. Or he was joking, like he always does?

Anyway, if you're serious, DCL, I'm sincerely flattered and the feeling is mutual.

I won't be making a list.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Oops. I meant William Shakespeare, actually. Sorry, about the mix-up. I don't make lists about Lit people either.

But I DO like you Whispersecret! I swear to GOD! LOL

 

[KillerMuffin]

But, Whisper, I thought we'd decided if he wasn't talking about you he was talking about watersports? *snicker* *chortle* *considering the image... uproarious I'm choking on it laughter*

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Shakespeare and Watersports?

I once performed "Hamlet" on Jet Ski. You mean like that?

 

[KillerMuffin]

Umm, maybe Sparky should explain it to you...

*whistles innocently*

O mistress mine, where are you roaming?
O! stay and hear; your true love's coming,
That can sing both high and low.

*piddle piddle*

Trip no further, pretty sweeting;
Journeys end in lovers meeting,
Ever wise man's son doth know.

*piddle piddle*

What is love? 'Tis not hereafter;
Present mirth hath present laughter;
What's to come is still unsure.

*piddle piddle*

In delay there lies no plenty;
Then come kiss me, sweet and twenty;
Youth's a stuff will not endure.

*piddle*



I think I just slayed WS in a really bad way. Oy, bad muffin. Bad bad bad muffin! Shame on you.

I wonder where my old English teacher is, I'll have to email it to her. Prove her right.

 

[CreamyLady]

Wait -- we're doing Twelfth Night in the bathroom?!

 

[KillerMuffin]

Wait -- we're doing Twelfth Night in the bathroom?!

Yes, probably in a shower with a partner involved. I'm not sure of the entire logistics involved, I'm waiting for Sparky, whose seen everything. He would, no doubt, know how to phrase it the best.

 

[Isabella Thorne]

oh yuck ... bathroom humour ... oh yuck golden showers ... eeeeeeeeeew

beam me up Scotty ... hey William Shatner is doing good for himself these days, too ...

 

[JadedHeart]

How does one aquire list status?

I have no idea. I have been around for awhile and still have not acquired it.

 

[CreamyLady]

Yes, probably in a shower with a partner involved. I'm not sure of the entire logistics involved, I'm waiting for Sparky, whose seen everything. He would, no doubt, know how to phrase it the best. [/B]

If music be the food of love, pee on . . . er, I mean play on.

 

[Whispersecret]

So is it possible to be more embarrassed? I feel so incredibly stupid it's beyond words.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Don't be! LOL My stupid fault for using an acroynm that everyone uses for you. But if I did make a Lit List, you'd be on it.

 

[KillerMuffin]

I feel that I must now apologize for my horribly inapproptiate sense of humor that has somehow managed to go just terribly awry. Remorse comes to late, as always. I just emailed it to my high school english teacher.

 

[Whispersecret]

Dixon, I'm over it now, but I honestly felt like I was standing in the gymnasium off on the sidelines, and a cute guy came to ask me if I wanted to dance, and I said yes, all giggly and excited, only to find that he was talking to the girl behind me. Like everyone's eyes were on me and they were all thinking, "How sad. She actually thought he was talking to her... tsk tsk."

But, if you give me an apology with plenty of tongue, I'll forgive you. <winks>

BTW, my son got an eight spikes through a half dollar trick for his birthday that's easy and properly mystifying. He gets a kick out of doing his magic for the family. But not enough that I think he's the next Copperfield or anything.

 

[Whispersecret]

Killer, I just now saw your apology. I didn't take offense at your joking posts AT ALL. My horror was mostly at the thought that people were reading my post and then laughing that I thought he was talking about me. <winces> Okay, maybe I'm still not over it. Let's just pretend it didn't happen. Yuck. I hate this feeling!

 

[KillerMuffin]

We're women WS, we'll do the sensible thing and blame Dixon, after all he started all of this mess. Silly man, liking William Shakespeare and watersports. On a jet ski no less. Apology was directed at him.

 

[Whispersecret]

<elbows KM> Hey! Don't think you're getting any part of Dixon's tongue action, baby! I like you, but I'm not sharing.

Dixon, if you ignore me now, I may have to...to...

a. slit my wrists
b. start stalking you
c. console myself by eating a quart of Starbuck's espresso ice cream, and/or
d. buy a jetski.

 

[KillerMuffin]

OOoooohhhh I thought long lost sisters were supposed to share everying <glowering at WS>

Huhmph.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

WS I'm just going to have to fuck you silly.

You, too, Whispersecret.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

As for KM, uh, she's got that big husband, so I'l just wave politely from the reviewing stand....

 

[KillerMuffin]

LMAO always going for funny baby.

 

[ManOSafety]

My fave board member is....

You! That's right you, you're the one that makes me laugh, smile, think, cry, get horny, reply, make jokes, drink a glass of tea, grab a snack, nap, get up in the morning, pet the dog, make my students work for their grades, keep on trucking, listen to the music, stop and smell the roses, take it one day at a time, are you still reading this? why? didn't you realize that it's always been you that brings me here over and over and over again? Did you just want confirmation? OK, here you go, it's you alright. Good day.