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I had a birthday cake once that was in the shape of an open book, but that's amazing.
 
I'd enjoy looking at it for as long as possible, but it'd be a shame to let it go to waste.
 
Not as much of a shame as it would be for me to have to take your body to the local pig farm after you fucking ate it.
 
Just remind me never to invite you to my parties.

Just make a regular cake with a regular girl inside and I won't have to horribly axe murder you. If Nicole Kidman pops out of a library cake I'm going to murder whoever wrecks the cake, then who ever got frosting on her flawless skin.

I guess unless you're Ally Rose, then I'll just scowl.
 
Yeah but since she's perfect it's not her fault. Whoever put her in the cake is clearly to blame.
 
If she's flawless, and she was delivered to you in a cake, would you eat it off of her?
 
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