Books are for dummies

[Xelebes]

mine is that sassy island green colour, but I have the red salad bowl.

Funny, since that island green is the colour of my salad bowl. Does this mean we're enemies?

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Funny, since that island green is the colour of my salad bowl. Does this mean we're enemies?

Of course not. It just means we like variety in our storage containers or that we have to trade bowls, I'm not sure.

 

[Xelebes]

I'm sure we're destined to be enemies. The tupperware said so.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

I'm sure we're destined to be enemies. The tupperware said so.

it's okay.

I'm confident I can take him.

 

[Guest]

Read em, write em, either way your a dummy. Ever heard of the television? Its this cool new box that you look at and can see the lives of other people. So put down your nerd books, go outside (wear sunglasses because your eyes haven't seen the sun in a long time. You'll probably go blind if you don't) get in your old ford model T and drive to a store and buy a TV. Use dollar bills, the stores don't barter anymore. Can't trade your furs.

So what the fuck are you doing here?

TV is for the lazy assed brain dead sheep that can't be bothered to get off their ass and actually DO something. Is it at all satisfying to live your whole life through made up characters on the babble-box?

Hey, who writes those TV shows you spend your whole day watching?

 

[Xelebes]

it's okay.

I'm confident I can take him.

No you can't.

 

[logophile]

what sort of beaver did you think I meant, missy?

What are my choices?

 

[Rhys]

Read em, write em, either way your a dummy. Ever heard of the television? Its this cool new box that you look at and can see the lives of other people. So put down your nerd books, go outside (wear sunglasses because your eyes haven't seen the sun in a long time. You'll probably go blind if you don't) get in your old ford model T and drive to a store and buy a TV. Use dollar bills, the stores don't barter anymore. Can't trade your furs.

Sadly, the people that make those television shows had to learn to write, and in order to do that they had to learn to read. The people that put them on the air had to learn to read, and they read really big thick technical manuals so that they could run their cameras. The actors had to learn to read because those television shows were sometimes based on those things callled books and they had to memorise their lines, which are whole sections of those big books. Those people that learned to read so they could write the shows you see on television learned pretty quickly that they could instruct the mass audience that watches television and influence the way they think because people who don't read are lemmings and will do as they are told.

Now, go jump off a cliff, lemming.

 

[minsue]

what sort of beaver did you think I meant, missy?

Does it matter?

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Does it matter?

well, it's too hot to wear one type of beaver, the other type never goes out of style.

 

[Guest]

well, it's too hot to wear one type of beaver, the other type never goes out of style.

One sort of beavers gnaws,
the other gets gnawed on.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

One sort of beavers gnaws,
the other gets gnawed on.

*snicker*
I was going to say something really clever, but I haven't had any coffee yet and can't really form complete thoughts.

 

[sweetnpetite]

I can't believe that anyone took this thread seriously.

I just laughted.

It looks like the type of thing I would say when I got into a goofy mood just to be silly.

I didn't by the way.

But come on! Look at it as humour. The poster is either CV having fun or somebody new just looking for attention and going about it the wrong way.

Lighten up!!!!

 

[OhMissScarlett]

I can't believe that anyone took this thread seriously.

I just laughted.

It looks like the type of thing I would say when I got into a goofy mood just to be silly.

I didn't by the way.

But come on! Look at it as humour. The poster is either CV having fun or somebody new just looking for attention and going about it the wrong way.

Lighten up!!!!

people were taking it seriously?

 

[Guest]

Read em, write em, either way your a dummy. Ever heard of the television? Its this cool new box that you look at and can see the lives of other people. So put down your nerd books, go outside (wear sunglasses because your eyes haven't seen the sun in a long time. You'll probably go blind if you don't) get in your old ford model T and drive to a store and buy a TV. Use dollar bills, the stores don't barter anymore. Can't trade your furs.

HA! Cheers, mate.

(But would it be ok if I used pound notes instead?)

 

[OhMissScarlett]

HA! Cheers, mate.

(But would it be ok if I used pound notes instead?)

No, you have to trade your beaver like the rest of us.

 

[Guest]

No, you have to trade your beaver like the rest of us.

Bloody hell! Sod that for a game of soldiers!!

(Do you think they'd do me a deal, and come to some kind of timeshare arrangement type jobby?)

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Bloody hell! Sod that for a game of soldiers!!

(Do you think they'd do me a deal, and come to some kind of timeshare arrangement type jobby?)

I'm sure they can work something out.
you're worth bargaining for.

 

[Guest]

I'm sure they can work something out.
you're worth bargaining for.

Awww!

Ok, I'm popping down Comet tomorrow and demanding they give me a widescreen, surround sound, digital TV, in exchange for the use of my beaver on the third weekend of every month. I wonder if that will work...

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Awww!

Ok, I'm popping down Comet tomorrow and demanding they give me a widescreen, surround sound, digital TV, in exchange for the use of my beaver on the third weekend of every month. I wonder if that will work...

I hope so, all I got was this betamax vcr.

 

[Guest]

I hope so, all I got was this betamax vcr.

Hey, they fetch a good price at car boot sales. Right collectors items they are!

(Did you give it a trim and blow dry before you opened negotiations? I need tips, girl. )

 

[Colleen Thomas]

Awww!

Ok, I'm popping down Comet tomorrow and demanding they give me a widescreen, surround sound, digital TV, in exchange for the use of my beaver on the third weekend of every month. I wonder if that will work...

If that's on the ofering block, I'd be happy to pony up the tv, with sat and surround in my bedrom

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Hey, they fetch a good price at car boot sales. Right collectors items they are!

(Did you give it a trim and blow dry before you opened negotiations? I need tips, girl. )

maybe I trimmed too much, there was nothing to blow dry.
I happen to think bald beaver is sort of attractive, but some people beg to differ.

 

[Guest]

If that's on the ofering block, I'd be happy to pony up the tv, with sat and surround in my bedrom

Hey, now we're talking!

(It can remain in situ, love, as it's already in the perfect place. And it would save on the air-fare for my beaver. Cut down on travelling time, too. )

 

[Colleen Thomas]

Hey, now we're talking!

(It can remain in situ, love, as it's already in the perfect place. And it would save on the air-fare for my beaver. Cut down on travelling time, too. )

Done


Whoo hooo!!!!!