Bored housewifes !

I know a housewife in my appartment complex who is doing the maitenance guys (well, at least two of them). I have seen her kiss them and touch them. She does not try to hide it, they do. Maybe I should also explore my chances.
 
Are We Out Here?!?!

Are you kidding? Of course we're out here. I'm one! From south central Ohio. How do you think I first found Lit? EXTREME BOREDOM!!
As to why you don't hear about many, well, I don't know about anyone else, but when you have a family and live in a small community, you have to be very careful about what kind of attention you attract, esp. in these day and times, for everyone's safety.
Also I have some self esteem issues due to many many factors past and present and I don't think I forward or read signals all that well either. I'm kinda shy.
I am finding as I get older esp. I spend more and more time in the day thinking about sex. When I go somewhere, the first thing I think when I check someone out is would I have sex with him/her. Gets kinda awkward sometimes when we're in groups of friends/coworkers. I get turned on easily when my thoughts head in these directions. :devil:
Just my 2 cents.

tronada
:heart:
 
angelsin said:
Hey Shadow!!!! I think my computer needs fixing :rolleyes:
OHHHH and damn!!! I need to shower also ;) :devil:


Hey, I know how to turn them on...does that count? :D
 
fluffer12c said:
I agree, Shimp. I have actually walked down the aisle of the grocery store, looking to catch a man's eye and wondering what he would do if I winked. I've yet to be so bold though.


That is so damned hot!
 
Originally Posted by fluffer12c
I agree, Shimp. I have actually walked down the aisle of the grocery store, looking to catch a man's eye and wondering what he would do if I winked. I've yet to be so bold though.



thump said:
That is so damned hot!


You should have been at Lowe's today. Mmmm a veritable bevy of possibilities ;)
 
incubus46 said:
I know a housewife in my appartment complex who is doing the maitenance guys (well, at least two of them). I have seen her kiss them and touch them. She does not try to hide it, they do. Maybe I should also explore my chances.

If she's "maintaining" them, be careful about who else she's "serviced" and what you could catch ;) My 2 cents.
 
tronada How do you think I first found Lit? EXTREME BOREDOM!!
As to why you don't hear about many, well, I don't know about anyone else, but when you have a family and live in a small community, you have to be very careful about what kind of attention you attract, esp. in these day and times, for everyone's safety.


Same here ;)
 
Be Bold!

Alot of my girlfriends can be classified as bored housewives, that is when the kids and hubbie arent there. Many of them fantasise like mad about extra marital sex and drool over the latest local pin-up. But only a few have ever done anything about it and, to be honest, even they waited for the man to make the approach.

People think I'm an incorrigible flirt as I seem to draw such bold men towards me..but then I am neither bored, nor a housewife...nor am I waiting for men to come and get me.....I'm frequently the aggressor!

So, boys, you either gotta be bold or look for someone like me!
 
Bold

Cuckold's Dream said:
Alot of my girlfriends can be classified as bored housewives, that is when the kids and hubbie arent there. Many of them fantasise like mad about extra marital sex and drool over the latest local pin-up. But only a few have ever done anything about it and, to be honest, even they waited for the man to make the approach.

People think I'm an incorrigible flirt as I seem to draw such bold men towards me..but then I am neither bored, nor a housewife...nor am I waiting for men to come and get me.....I'm frequently the aggressor!

So, boys, you either gotta be bold or look for someone like me!
So when can we get together????????????
 
fluffer12c said:
You should have been at Lowe's today. Mmmm a veritable bevy of possibilities ;)

Damned I went to Wal Mart instead... :mad:
 
fluffer12c said:
I haven't ever actually done anything about it but it sure is great fantasy fodder ;)
Fluffer you can be sure I would be looking if you held a pose for me! Actually I am getting bolder and staring longer recently...but don't get to the grocery store enough!
 
I've had some run ins with bored housewives while I was younger, and a freind of mine used to deliver home heating fuel and had one customer that would always answer the door naked when he'd go to get the money, he slept with her a couple of times before he got a better job :cool:
 
themonkeysbut said:
I've had some run ins with bored housewives while I was younger, and a freind of mine used to deliver home heating fuel and had one customer that would always answer the door naked when he'd go to get the money, he slept with her a couple of times before he got a better job :cool:
Well didn't the poor woman have to get warmed up while her house was reheating!
 
themonkeysbut said:
I've had some run ins with bored housewives while I was younger, and a freind of mine used to deliver home heating fuel and had one customer that would always answer the door naked when he'd go to get the money, he slept with her a couple of times before he got a better job :cool:


There would be a better job than that? :D
 
KarenDee said:
Yah...getting the sex WITHOUT having to deliver the oil :D


Ahhh good point...or getting the sex and using the oil...but I guess that would be a different kind of oil huh? :D
 
Doctor Joe said:
Fluffer you can be sure I would be looking if you held a pose for me! Actually I am getting bolder and staring longer recently...but don't get to the grocery store enough!

Ah, well, Doctor Joe, for you perhaps I would scatter whatever I dropped so I could give you a nice view of boobs ... and then ass, with my skirt creeping up my legs, giving you a hint of the pink lace tap shorts I was wearing :devil:

Let me know when you want to go to the grocery store together ... or Lowe's ... or Wal-Mart for that matter ;)

:kiss:
 
fluffer12c said:
Ah, well, Doctor Joe, for you perhaps I would scatter whatever I dropped so I could give you a nice view of boobs ... and then ass, with my skirt creeping up my legs, giving you a hint of the pink lace tap shorts I was wearing :devil:

Let me know when you want to go to the grocery store together ... or Lowe's ... or Wal-Mart for that matter ;)

:kiss:
Maybe we could do a little "home improvement"....after walking the pharmacy aisles......and checking out the lubrication displays!
 
fluffer12c said:
Ah, well, Doctor Joe, for you perhaps I would scatter whatever I dropped so I could give you a nice view of boobs ... and then ass, with my skirt creeping up my legs, giving you a hint of the pink lace tap shorts I was wearing :devil:

Let me know when you want to go to the grocery store together ... or Lowe's ... or Wal-Mart for that matter ;)

:kiss:


Hell I have been camping in the Lowes parking lot every since you mentioned it :D ;)
 
Doctor Joe said:
Maybe we could do a little "home improvement"....after walking the pharmacy aisles......and checking out the lubrication displays!

Mmmm oh baby ... just thought of an interesting fantasy. Very naughty though ... please note to all who read this I do not condone stealing but ... for a worthy cause it could be fun.

Imagine this:

We're in one of those large strip malls, with a Wal-Mart on one end and a Lowe's on the other. We've been perusing the lubrication aisle and happen to notice one of the new warming liquids has the seal broken. Being the curious gal that I am, I open it and put a little on the back of my hand, noticing only a slight amount of warmth. Then you take my hand and pull it towards your mouth, licking. "Mmmm that's not bad tasting."

Immediately I flash back to this morning after our shower when you were laying between my legs, lapping my pussy. Looking at down at you I see your dancing eyes sparkling at me, delighted that you're creating my moans of pleasure.

You tell me, "Take off your panties."

"Here? In the store?!" My nipples harden at the prospect of what you might ask next.

You merely nod and wait. I look around for other customers and seeing none, I maneuver out of my panties, and quickly put them in my purse. You take the lubricant and put a generous portion on your hand and squatting down, pretending you are looking at something on the bottom shelf, you surreptitiously reach up under my skirt and slather my bare pussy with the lube, pushing your fingers inside me.

I try not to make too loud a gasp and relish the naughtiness of the idea we might get caught.

You put the lube back on the shelf and tell me to start walking towards the door.

As I do the friction of my outer lips and thighs begins to increase the warmth of the liquid. I grab your arm for stability as I am beginning to feel slightly weak.

We exit and I begin to walk to the car but you re-direct me to walk to the other end of the mall, along the sidewalk ... in front of you so you can watch me.

At one point you notice a small line of wetness dribbling down my leg, just peeking out from under my skirt.

You tell me to enter Lowe's and I walk in, desperate to use the ladie's room to releive myself, or at least clean up. You walk behind me, placing your firm hand on the small of my back and with little nudges direct me down the aisles until you find what you are seeking. A not so well lit, less traveled aisle with a large ladder on wheels for accessing items on higher shelves. You undo the "caution" rope and tell me to begin climbing. As soon as my ass is at face level you tell me to stop and bend over.

I can feel you tugging my lips apart, swollen and dripping wet, I feel one finger .. then two, delve inside me. I want to scream. I want to tell you how much I love this but I can't, or else this dream might end.

I feel your weight and warmth behind me as you get on the ladder. I hear the soft unzipping and then feel your hard, hot rod enter me. Both of us holding onto the railing. The warming liquid doing it's job.

:kiss:
 
thump said:
Hell I have been camping in the Lowes parking lot every since you mentioned it :D ;)

I know Wal-Mart allows RV's to camp ;)

So, have you seen anyone you thought might be trying to catch your eye?
 
You tell me to enter Lowe's and I walk in, desperate to use the ladie's room to releive myself, or at least clean up. You walk behind me, placing your firm hand on the small of my back and with little nudges direct me down the aisles until you find what you are seeking. A not so well lit, less traveled aisle with a large ladder on wheels for accessing items on higher shelves. You undo the "caution" rope and tell me to begin climbing. As soon as my ass is at face level you tell me to stop and bend over.

I can feel you tugging my lips apart, swollen and dripping wet, I feel one finger .. then two, delve inside me. I want to scream. I want to tell you how much I love this but I can't, or else this dream might end.

I feel your weight and warmth behind me as you get on the ladder. I hear the soft unzipping and then feel your hard, hot rod enter me. Both of us holding onto the railing. The warming liquid doing it's job.



Fluffer, I think you might need to start a Home Improvement thread.....this is making my rod hot...and I don't even have the warming gel!
 
fluffer12c said:
I know Wal-Mart allows RV's to camp ;)

So, have you seen anyone you thought might be trying to catch your eye?


Oops, just moved to the Wal Mart parking lot...and I was so busy looking for you, I didnt notice :eek:
 
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