Bored housewifes !

[fluffer12c]

Oops, just moved to the Wal Mart parking lot...and I was so busy looking for you, I didnt notice

How would you know me? The chick with the stuff dripping down her leg?

(just teasing sweetie )

 

[GonzoTheGreat65]

Makes me never want to get married

 

[fluffer12c]

Makes me never want to get married

Why not?

 

[GonzoTheGreat65]

if you love someone you have to trust them

 

[Hirsute fanatic]

How would you know me? The chick with the stuff dripping down her leg?

(just teasing sweetie )

Fluffer12c,
The shock of seeing you at a Walmart with your leg dripping ....would make me forget what I went there to buy.

 

[sandra35]

We are out here trust me..

 

[Biggie74]

any bored housewives in florida?,i feel the sudden need to get my toolbox

 

[JL2000AND2]

I know that you gals are out there. I'm just wishing that one could either be a neighbor or at least live down the street. Oh the fun times that could be had...

I'd love to be a housewife's boy toy.

 

[thump]

How would you know me? The chick with the stuff dripping down her leg?

(just teasing sweetie )

Well I have been hanging out in the hardware section...just in case

 

[fluffer12c]

I know that you gals are out there. I'm just wishing that one could either be a neighbor or at least live down the street. Oh the fun times that could be had...

I'd love to be a housewife's boy toy.

How do you know we don't live down the street?

 

[sno_22]

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[angelsin]

I know that you gals are out there. I'm just wishing that one could either be a neighbor or at least live down the street. Oh the fun times that could be had...

I'd love to be a housewife's boy toy.

Hell hun right down the street from you is where they all are, trick is knowing how to bring them out

 

[angelsin]

How do you know we don't live down the street?

Well fluffer, I would suggest we draw him a map, but you know men and directions

 

[fluffer12c]

Makes me never want to get married

I'd suggest you go ahead and get married, just don't let her get bored

 

[fluffer12c]

Checked my street...none of the women know what lit is..sigh

Were you wearing your official "Literotica" gear when you took the poll?

 

[fluffer12c]

Well fluffer, I would suggest we draw him a map, but you know men and directions

LMAO

We could have a new job ... we could be the "OnStar" of the bored housewives world

 

[angelsin]

LMAO

We could have a new job ... we could be the "OnStar" of the bored housewives world

and sell it to yahoo as a new feature on their street finder program???

 

[Denny1961]

Hell hun right down the street from you is where they all are, trick is knowing how to bring them out

Then can you offer any suggestions on how to draw them out??

 

[angelsin]

Maybe offer to fix something?????

 

[Doctor Joe]

I have had that fantasy about someone I *know* ... like someone from lit that I've chatted with ... coming to my door and taking me. But that fantasy can only work if I know that I can trust the other person. I'd definitely enjoy roleplaying it though.

Definitely want to knock on your door and "take" you in the hot tub Fluffer!
Maybe use my tie to bind your hands behind you and force you into showing me your fluffing technique. Mmm then I can put it on my "Frequent Fluffer Card"
Please accept my registration.......

 

[Doctor Joe]

LMAO

We could have a new job ... we could be the "OnStar" of the bored housewives world

Fluffer, just show me the map and you KNOW I'll find you...and Angelsin too.
Anything you ladies need fixed today that might take a few hours? Call Joe's Tools and Toys and I'll pinpoint your location and be there with friendly customer service in the twinkle of an eye!

 

[JL2000AND2]

How do you know we don't live down the street?

That's a damn good point. However, if I did run down the street like Angelsin says to, then maybe I should get like a flute or something... wasn't there a nursery rhyme like that?

But fluffer, I'll be your neighbor anytime.

 

[fluffer12c]

Definitely want to knock on your door and "take" you in the hot tub Fluffer!
Maybe use my tie to bind your hands behind you and force you into showing me your fluffing technique. Mmm then I can put it on my "Frequent Fluffer Card"
Please accept my registration.......

You're the founding member of the club lol

Mmm love feeling lightly restrained and being "forced"

 

[Doctor Joe]

You're the founding member of the club lol

Mmm love feeling lightly restrained and being "forced"

How I love being the founding member. He he....wondering if I should limit the membership to just a handful. I'm gonna save all my old ties and then maybe the club members could have a "tail" gate party, "forcing" you into servicing them all.

 

[~Indian Babe~]

Oh there is such a thing..