Breakfast at Lisa's

[ABSTRUSE]

Chingarrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!! I should have expected that from you. Chúpeme!


Ignore her, Lisa, and bring me the lemon, onion and oregano on the side.

Mum

You're too easy sometimes.

 

[Lisa Denton]

mornin', lisa-love

Hi Cloudy!!!

 

[Lisa Denton]

Hiya Lisa!!!

Any breakfast left for me?

Sorry sweetie, all that is left is one lil biscuit, which I am gonna have with honey on it.

(Lisa throws Honey on the table)

 

[Guest]

Good morning, Lisa!

So sorry I missed breakfast.

I brought some chocolate. Can we have a late lunch?

 

[Lisa Denton]

Holy Cow Lisa your a sight for sore Eyes~ nice to see ya
but tell me did they kick you out where you ve been
Have a scrumptious & Super Day Sweetie

Hi LingLing, no I don't get kicked out of places anymore, but the day isn't over yet.

You have a great day also Sloppy wet kisses

 

[Lisa Denton]

Buen día, mija. Do you have any menudo?

Mum

I tried to make a big pot of it for you. I put it on the back porch to cool and forgot and let my doggie out.

He don't look too good, I havta go give him some Alka-Seltzer.

 

[Lisa Denton]

Good morning, Lisa!

So sorry I missed breakfast.

I brought some chocolate. Can we have a late lunch?

Hi, sure.

I was gonna go fuck with Amicus on your thread later, we started on the feminist thread and then he went off-site and gay-bashed me, the pig.

I always thought he at least was honest in his delusions, kinda like mel gibson in that conspiracy movie, where he would lock the tops of his coffee cans. All I done was make one lil reference to him smelling conspiracies and he made two childish insults, saying I am gay and my kids are gay, hell, my kids aren't gay, I don't even have any kids.

Maybe he didn't know on that site I can delete anything, which I done.

Oh well, I was so mentally traumatized and distraught that I took a nap.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Hi, sure.

I was gonna go fuck with Amicus on your thread later, we started on the feminist thread and then he went off-site and gay-bashed me, the pig.

I always thought he at least was honest in his delusions, kinda like mel gibson in that conspiracy movie, where he would lock the tops of his coffee cans. All I done was make one lil reference to him smelling conspiracies and he made two childish insults, saying I am gay and my kids are gay, hell, my kids aren't gay, I don't even have any kids.

Maybe he didn't know on that site I can delete anything, which I done.

Oh well, I was so mentally traumatized and distraught that I took a nap.

Maybe your dog is gay?

 

[Guest]

Hi, sure.

I was gonna go fuck with Amicus on your thread later, we started on the feminist thread and then he went off-site and gay-bashed me, the pig.

I always thought he at least was honest in his delusions, kinda like mel gibson in that conspiracy movie, where he would lock the tops of his coffee cans. All I done was make one lil reference to him smelling conspiracies and he made two childish insults, saying I am gay and my kids are gay, hell, my kids aren't gay, I don't even have any kids.

Maybe he didn't know on that site I can delete anything, which I done.

Oh well, I was so mentally traumatized and distraught that I took a nap.

What a fucking coward.

He isn't brave enough to do it on Lit, is he?

Please bash him whenever and wherever you see fit. Over and over again.

About the gay thing?

Methinks he protests too much.

 

[Lisa Denton]

Maybe your dog is gay?

What? My lil Scooter ain't gay!!!!

You will pay for that remark, lets strip down to our bra's and panties and have a pillow-fight.



I wonder how come it is only one bra, but a pair of panties? These type of questions boggle my mind.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

What? My lil Scooter ain't gay!!!!

You will pay for that remark, lets strip down to our bra's and panties and have a pillow-fight.



I wonder how come it is only one bra, but a pair of panties? These type of questions boggle my mind.

With a name like that...think again.


I shall cliimb the mountain peaks and seek the answer from the guru. "Oh wise one, why is it not plural for bra but it is for panties?"

 

[Lisa Denton]

What a fucking coward.

He isn't brave enough to do it on Lit, is he?

Please bash him whenever and wherever you see fit. Over and over again.

About the gay thing?

Methinks he protests too much.

I seen where you said I pushed his buttons. I really was nice until he insulted me, I started to walk away from Lit .................... again. Then I thought hell no, and insulted him back.

Thats when he started babbling about havin a big dick.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Thats when he started babbling about havin a big dick.

About having one or being one???

 

[Guest]

I seen where you said I pushed his buttons. I really was nice until he insulted me, I started to walk away from Lit .................... again. Then I thought hell no, and insulted him back.

Thats when he started babbling about havin a big dick.

I know - LOL!

And that part was very funny.

 

[Guest]

About having one or being one???

Yes.

 

[Lisa Denton]

With a name like that...think again.

I showed Scooter what you wrote ........................... he growled.

Are you a'scared?

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I showed Scooter what you wrote ........................... he growled.

Are you a'scared?

No. I have a killer iguana that likes to eat dogs.

 

[Lisa Denton]

I know - LOL!

And that part was very funny.

Yes, I think he was really expecting me to measure his dick, the kinky pervert.

Or maybe he just meant "I have a big dick, so I am right, end of conversation"

 

[Lisa Denton]

No. I have a killer iguana that likes to eat dogs.

Scooter is not, as the governor of california would say "a girly dog"

He eats killer iguana's for snacks.

 

[hugo_sam]

All right, which thread. I think I will enjoy seeing this.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Scooter is not, as the governor of california would say "a girly dog"

He eats killer iguana's for snacks.

I love how naive you are, it's endearing to even me.

 

[Lisa Denton]

All right, which thread. I think I will enjoy seeing this.

Did you have sa good hibernation nice bear? The latest was on sweetsubsarahh's frog thread.

 

[Lisa Denton]

I love how naive you are, it's endearing to even me.

You know it makes me wet when you start talkin like that.

 

[hugo_sam]

Did you have sa good hibernation nice bear? The latest was on sweetsubsarahh's frog thread.

Yes I did thank you. Actually been around a while, just don;t often interrupt conversations.
Be have Sis, Lisa is nice.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Yes I did thank you. Actually been around a while, just don;t often interrupt conversations.
Be have Sis, Lisa is nice.

I love Lisa but don't tell her.