Brittany claims another heart

My daughter, at the age of four, announced that she would have nothing whatsoever to do with her friend Benjamin. I asked why, and she said, "He's a heartache and a headache."

What a wise child -- and only four, too, at the time.

Now she's 23, very focused on school, and sublimating her urges in her studies. However, she makes a point, every morning, of being where the local firemen jog. She told me -- I was standing right there with her -- that everyone needs a hobby.
 
Patryn i knew you were kidding its fine.

And Creamy i love your daughters hobby i may have to take up that one!!
 
I am a recovering blockhead. Yes, at one point in my life I was obsessed with the NEw Kids of The Block. I had tee shirts, hats, posters, buttons, shirts, CDs. I just knew that I would marry Jonathan Knight and live happily ever after. Then I love Donny, and the Jordan, and then Joe. I know exactly how the little girls who like N Synch and the Backstreet boys feel now. Hell, they are awful darn cute.
 
Hunny-- Kirk Cameron's playing a lead role in Left Behind: the Movie. It comes out on video October 31, and comesout in the theatres February 2001. (Those books are the literary version of crack. I go through a 400-pager every two days since I started reading them. I think my brain has rotted to the consistancy of cottage cheese.)

What?!? Doogie is gay? Why does this always happen to me..
 
Guess Britney gets "hot" alot...

I had to throw this Britney tidbit in. You've heard the net-slang LOL, but I literally did LOL when I read this...


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U.S. teenage pop sensation Britney Spears says she cannot understand what men find sexy about her stage outfits and that she only wears those crop tops because, she says, 'other clothes would make me sweat when I dance.'

The 18-year-old singer told Germany's InStyle magazine in an interview released July 24 that she 'never wanted this sexy image.' (Rose Prouser/Reuters)
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You gotta check it out with the picture of her over the text though:

http://dailynews.yahoo.com/h/p/nm/20000724/en/mdf95157.html
 
LMAO! I read that too...she claims she dresses that way to "keep cool" while she's dancing! LOL! And strippers where g-strings because clothes are too constrictive to dance in...
 
Laurel....
You mean they don't?
I recently went to a Disney "PremEars" in the park and got caught b'ween BB Mack and about 1000 screaming 11-16 year old girls. My son in my arms i fought through the sea of tears and posters. My son had his hands plastered over his ears looking at me petrified screaming at the top of his lungs "make them stooooooop!"
I told him later it would have been easier to make the sun turn off.


Nex
 
LMAO

She (Britney) is so full of shit! Hell, anybody can look that good when they have people to do their makeup and hair for them. And pick their clothes. Next she'll be saying that she just does it for her "art", and the money means nothing! Yeah, right.
 
God I hate Britney. And all those gay bands.

Anyway. My first celeb crush (oh God, can't believe I'm admitting this!) was Donny from New Kids on the Block. I think I was like 9 or 10 or something. Close second was Marky Mark :)
 
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