Georgia Girl
Steel Magnolia
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Saw this one yesterday and had to chuckle at the honesty of it:
Fat people are harder to kidnap
Fat people are harder to kidnap
Bumper stickers!
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plasticman33
Tight Jeans
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Saw this one yesterday. "My Kid got Your Honor Student Pregnant!"
carrie-on
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1. The Earth is your Mother,treat her with respect.
2. DO NOT WASH. This car is part of a scientific dirt test.
(can you tell I live on a gravel road?) When I wash my car and someone comments on it, I tell them that it failed the test and has to start over.
3. Time for another Tea Party.
and last...Save water,bathe with a friend (see driver for details)
2. DO NOT WASH. This car is part of a scientific dirt test.
(can you tell I live on a gravel road?) When I wash my car and someone comments on it, I tell them that it failed the test and has to start over.
3. Time for another Tea Party.
and last...Save water,bathe with a friend (see driver for details)
plasticman33
Tight Jeans
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And then there was........
Guys: No Shirt, No Service - Gals: No Shirt, No Charge.
Guys: No Shirt, No Service - Gals: No Shirt, No Charge.
LadyDarkFire
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I jsut saw these, and loved them:
"My Inner Child kicked your Honour Student's ass"
"Horn Broken, Watch For Finger"
"Keep Honking, I'm Reloading"
And Last but Not Least: A Cthulhu fish
"My Inner Child kicked your Honour Student's ass"
"Horn Broken, Watch For Finger"
"Keep Honking, I'm Reloading"
And Last but Not Least: A Cthulhu fish
LAVA GODDESSS
Goddesss of Eruptions:, Too Hot for T.V.
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I have my favorite :
Dive Naked
That isn't vera interesting...cept I dive.
Dive Naked
That isn't vera interesting...cept I dive.
MorgaineLaFay
goodirishgirl
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I just saw this today
My Karma Ran Over Your Dogma
My Karma Ran Over Your Dogma
Star of Penumbra
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I like the one I have on my car:
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US
And yes, I'm a video game geek.
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US
And yes, I'm a video game geek.
freakygirl
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On the bottom (under carriage) of our Suzuki Samauri
"If you can read this.. Roll me over"
Another one on our Sami.. "Doesn't play well with others"
The Sami is the only vehichle we own that is allowed to have stickers on it..
"If you can read this.. Roll me over"
Another one on our Sami.. "Doesn't play well with others"
The Sami is the only vehichle we own that is allowed to have stickers on it..
calypso_21
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Some of my favorites...I collected them too.
When you're finally holding all the cards, why does everyone else decide to play chess?
I don't have a problem with willpower. It's won't power I have a problem with
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive, anyway
No sense being pessimistic. It wouldn't work anyway.
I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
What if there were no hypothetical questions?
My reality check just bounced.
Anything free is worth what you pay for it
Cover me. I'm changing lanes
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; Other times I let him sleep
I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian
Your kid may be an honor student but you're still an IDIOT
Forget about World Peace.....Visualize Using Your Turn Signal
Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot
Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
He who laughs last thinks slowest
The sex was so good that even the neighbors had a cigarette
Sex on television can't hurt you unless you fall off
Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes
When you're finally holding all the cards, why does everyone else decide to play chess?
I don't have a problem with willpower. It's won't power I have a problem with
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive, anyway
No sense being pessimistic. It wouldn't work anyway.
I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
What if there were no hypothetical questions?
My reality check just bounced.
Anything free is worth what you pay for it
Cover me. I'm changing lanes
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; Other times I let him sleep
I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian
Your kid may be an honor student but you're still an IDIOT
Forget about World Peace.....Visualize Using Your Turn Signal
Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot
Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
He who laughs last thinks slowest
The sex was so good that even the neighbors had a cigarette
Sex on television can't hurt you unless you fall off
Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes
It'sasecret
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Not a bumber sticker but a funny story about them...
Once when I had Jury Duty the Judge made all of the possible jurors tell what bumber stickers they had. He said it was a good insight to a persons personality. I think he was right! So I had a bumber sticker that said "Save the Rain Forest", at the time there was a local club called the Rain Forest that was in danger of closing down. He asked if I meant the club or the actual Rain Forest.
Once when I had Jury Duty the Judge made all of the possible jurors tell what bumber stickers they had. He said it was a good insight to a persons personality. I think he was right! So I had a bumber sticker that said "Save the Rain Forest", at the time there was a local club called the Rain Forest that was in danger of closing down. He asked if I meant the club or the actual Rain Forest.
