Burkina's Pics.

What would YOU like more of?

  • Lightsaber

    Votes: 98 11.6%
  • Behind

    Votes: 122 14.5%
  • Lingerie

    Votes: 149 17.7%
  • Nude

    Votes: 474 56.2%

  • Total voters
    843
What would be the pre-requisite for being a "good" bump message? I think it must have an exciting build-up of tension like a lone person clapping to get a whole crowd started, that one moment where no-one has yet begun to clap along.....

It should have an inventive reader who makes up a snappy theme-song to represent the zipping elevator ride back to page one and the inevitable fall slowly down the page unless others keep the story-line/bump-line going.

I think it needs a resolution at some point and this my friends is important...nay THE important part...that resolution MUST be one word and it must sing the full throated praises and love for the thread which it represents, and as we all know, that word is:
BUMP!

Wow... thats one hell of a bump Togi :D
 
I am in agreement that true bump message should be clever and suprising.

For 1200 miles, bumping this thread was my salvation. Being in a GTO instead of the nice, comfortable interior of a 8000# Crew cab truck, will force you into creative methods of entertainment.

I figured I had two choices. Bump this magnificent thread, or see if i could out run a motorola. Naturally, I chose this thread. I believe, after careful consideration, that i made the correct decision.

As a disclaimer, no wild animals were harmed on I-40 , hwy 287, or hwy 380. This includes the people that drive 45 in a 75.


So to finish this story in a glorious fashion,


Bump :D
 
Just fyi for those that rely on the index, i do have some tidbits available only to those who feel like sifting through this mess :p
 
How about a Saturday hump?

Or even a Saturday pump?

I'm not sure . . .

;)


Saturday Bump, Hump and a Pump. That can't be topped!.

On a side note, I am never 'helping' my buddy with his yard again, because by 'helping' he mean't mow and edge the entire motherfucker. Dallas fuckin humidity, coupled with cloud cover means it's a miserable prick out here.

I need a cold beer.
 
hm and one in celebration of star wars day.......

forgive the mess in the back, its my clothes :(

Mmmmm.... Feel the Force! Burkina posts naughty pics. We get turned on. Us getting turned on turns Burkina on. Burkina takes more naughty pics. Now the circle is complete! Oh, the Dark side is so much more fun!

Ever notice how there never was a Jedi actually balanced in the Force? They all seemed to want to be only "light" or "dark" side. Nobody in the middle of the road.

But I digress.

Yay for pics!

P.S. <--- This is what a section of the alphabet would look like if "Q" and "R" were missing. (Anybody know what comedian that came from?)

P.P.S. I still love your av!!!
 
Mmmmm.... Feel the Force! Burkina posts naughty pics. We get turned on. Us getting turned on turns Burkina on. Burkina takes more naughty pics. Now the circle is complete! Oh, the Dark side is so much more fun!

Ever notice how there never was a Jedi actually balanced in the Force? They all seemed to want to be only "light" or "dark" side. Nobody in the middle of the road.

But I digress.

Yay for pics!

P.S. <--- This is what a section of the alphabet would look like if "Q" and "R" were missing. (Anybody know what comedian that came from?)

P.P.S. I still love your av!!!

lol that is why the middle of the road is soo frowned on ... nobody does it right or can do it
 
4am bump, shamefully not the one i really want, but the next best thing :D
 
Now what are you doing up that late? :rose:
I was um er.. No excuse! because if i had been in bed at a decent hour i would have caught you in the morning :p

How about a Saturday hump?

Or even a Saturday pump?

I'm not sure . . .

;)
Ill take it!!
Saturday Bump, Hump and a Pump. That can't be topped!.

On a side note, I am never 'helping' my buddy with his yard again, because by 'helping' he mean't mow and edge the entire motherfucker. Dallas fuckin humidity, coupled with cloud cover means it's a miserable prick out here.

I need a cold beer.
*grabs a couple of cold ones* *lounges*
great pics as always :)
Thanks babe!:kiss:
Mmmmm.... Feel the Force! Burkina posts naughty pics. We get turned on. Us getting turned on turns Burkina on. Burkina takes more naughty pics. Now the circle is complete! Oh, the Dark side is so much more fun!

Ever notice how there never was a Jedi actually balanced in the Force? They all seemed to want to be only "light" or "dark" side. Nobody in the middle of the road.

But I digress.

Yay for pics!

P.S. <--- This is what a section of the alphabet would look like if "Q" and "R" were missing. (Anybody know what comedian that came from?)

P.P.S. I still love your av!!!
It seems to me that obi wan kenobi was pretty middle of the road (though he was always preaching the light side, most of his actions were neutral, he did alot of mind bending, which is not so lightie)

...and what lovely tidbits they are ;)

:eek: blush!
 
What would be the pre-requisite for being a "good" bump message? I think it must have an exciting build-up of tension like a lone person clapping to get a whole crowd started, that one moment where no-one has yet begun to clap along.....

It should have an inventive reader who makes up a snappy theme-song to represent the zipping elevator ride back to page one and the inevitable fall slowly down the page unless others keep the story-line/bump-line going.

I think it needs a resolution at some point and this my friends is important...nay THE important part...that resolution MUST be one word and it must sing the full throated praises and love for the thread which it represents, and as we all know, that word is:
BUMP!

You are awesome togs :D
 
I don't have any cleverness in me today, so just a simple bump for a beautiful woman :)
 
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