BUSH, CHENEY, and PAULSON

[SusanJillParker]

America will elect me its Fascist Savior, and life will be different for all.

I'd vote for you...only because no one else will.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

I'd vote for you...only because no one else will.

They will when theyre hungry enough and tired of Mexicans throwing their washed clothes on the floor of the laundromat.

 

[SusanJillParker]

Mexicans? There's no Mexicans in Massachusetts, just Pilgrims, or in Pennsylvania, just Mennonites and Amish. Perhaps you should think about moving to...Vermont or New Hampshire or even Maine. It's beautiful this time of year.

Now that I think of it, I did see what appeared to be Mexican as evidence by his sombrero working at the Four Seasons Hotel in Boston. He was serenading patrons with his guitar and singing. In hindsight, being that he did look a little like Antonio Banderas, I should have checked his guitar case for...machine guns.

 

[robertreams]

I swear to you if I hear one more gay bashing word from you I will never read another of your posts. What's wrong with you? Wrongs are wrong, but being gay is not one of them. You should be ashamed of yourself.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

I swear to you if I hear one more gay bashing word from you I will never read another of your posts. What's wrong with you? Wrongs are wrong, but being gay is not one of them. You should be ashamed of yourself.

Fuck you, faggot.

 

[SikFuk]

SJP - There's your angle: Write a character with a liberal ideology and have him spouting Bernie's talking points while he's porking stupid little Foxbot chicks. Or take the "Nickled and Dimed" approach and write characters struggling to survive on minimum wage and contrast them with the evil CEOs and Wall Street punks who make more money than they know what to do with.

America today is turning into a real life Hunger Games, with the rich pitting the poor against the poor in red state versus blue state battles over unions and women's rights. Write that into your sex stories. I think that would be much more productive than bitching on a forum. You have to trick people into changing their minds, not hammer them over the head with facts and figures they'll reject because they challenge their preconceived notions.

("Nickle and Dimed" is a nonfiction work featuring the author trying to survive on various minimum wage jobs. Needless to say, she doesn't fare very well.)

 

[SusanJillParker]

Just wondering...

Where are the jobs they all promised us? Did you get a job?

Every politician running for office in every presidential election promised us jobs. The only jobs anyone created was the higher paying manufacturing jobs that went down to Brazil where GE opened a new plant there instead of here.

Jeff Immelt, GE's CEO, the first thing he did as the newly anointed jobs Czar was to send GE jobs out of the country. Perhaps he thought he was the third world job Czar and not the American job Czar as Obama thought he would be when he selected him for that position.

The new age of crony capitalism, Jeffry Immelt is the jobs Czar from Hell. Hell, even the Devil will give you a job if you're willing to sell your soul.

Just let me ask you this. Has anyone gotten a good job, a full-time, high paying job with benefits, and a job without having to wear a uniform, and a demoralizing baseball cap with a name tag? Has anyone not been required to repeat over and again in their job, "Welcome to McDonads? Welcome to Burger King? Welcome to Kentucky Fried Chicken? Welcome to Taco Bell? Welcome to Starbucks? Welcome to Wal-Mart? How may I help you? How may I help you? How may I help you? How may I help you? How may I help you? How may I help you?

Papa Bush labeled him crazy but Ross Perot was right when he showed all of us stupid Americans with charts and graphs how the Republicans were systematically shutting down American manufacturing and busting unions to ship our high paying jobs overseas to third world countries.

Ross Perot was right when he wanted to be the President of GM to stop the executives gouging the company with multi-million dollar salaries, stock options, and unwarranted bonuses. He wanted to make a new, lean, and more competitive GM. Only, Toyota, Honda, Hyundai, and Kia took that role. Instead GM bought his EDP company and paid him 750 million dollars to buy his shares in GM and sent him packing.

Now look at us. We're entitled to...nothing. There's still no jobs, unless you're a 20 something who will work for pennies on the dollar, too many of the older, educated, and experienced workers are working at Home Depot and Lowes.

 

[ScouriesWorld]

QUOTEsusieQ With me having a mere 580 posts, how dare you complain? Between the two of you nitwits, you have more than 60,000 with TxRad having another 30,000 nonsensical ramblings about anything and everything. Nearly 100,000 posts to my 580 posts.

I wish you three would just get a life instead of sitting on you fat asses all day and all night posting, posting, and posting. There should be a limit to how much idiocy any one person can post in a day. Yet, every day, you two continue to surprise me with your lunacy.

Good job. Your mothers must be proud.

"And what does your son do? Is he a doctor? A lawyer? What?"

"Nah, nothing like that. He posts nonsensical ramblings on Literoticia's forum boards 24/7 with his gay friend and when anyone else posts anything that they don't agree with they cry foul. They actually believe that they own the site."

Friggin' morons

Even though you are a murderer sometimes even you can make a good point SQ!

Just imagine if the QUEEN had followed through on jim’s suggestion from back in 2007. Just think how many dumb Texan, pilot and lovergirl posts we would have been spared. It’s sad she backed out at the last minute and scuttled the plan.

Here’s jim’s post in its entirety from 8 years ago:

NEW LITEROTICA BULLETIN BOARD POSTING REGULATIONS


Please be advised that EFFECTIVE NOVEMBER 5TH 2007 the following new rules will hopefully be in effect on all LITEROTICA BULLETIN BOARDS.

1 Literoticans will now have to pay to make posts. Starting November 5th 2007, everyone will be granted 30 free posts a month. The next 100 posts each month will cost a lump sum of $10 American or 10 Euros depending on where you live (Canadians, who seem to post ad nauseum, will pay double). Every subsequent monthly post will cost $1 American or 1 Euro each. Payment will be required in advance. Please contact mr tex, LITEROTICA HEAD ACCOUNTANT, re payment terms and conditions.

Please note: These charges do not apply to good looking girls who post naked pictures of themselves on the Amateur Picture Forum. To make up for this lost revenue, the charges are doubled for men who post naked pictures of themselves.

2 Literoticans are only allowed to post on one forum unless they apply, and are accepted, for a MULTI FORUM POSTING LICENCE. Each extra forum you wish to post on will cost $25 or 25 Euros per annum. The exception is regular ‘General Board’ posters who will never be allowed to buy a licence or to post in the Authors Hangout unless they pass the AH IQ test. If you’re a General Boarder and wish to post in AH Land please contact the FROG, who believes he’s Literotica’s smartest person. He’ll be aided by his two groupies.

3 No dancing bananas, or other stupid animations will be allowed in the body of your post Each violation of this rule will incur an immediate fine of $25 or 25 Euros. Repeated violations will lead to suspension of posting privileges. miss danikat, our new Art Director, will be in charge of enforcing this regulation. If you have any questions about what is acceptable please contact this lovely, angelic woman.

4 Every post must contain a minimum of 25 words. One, two and three letter words are not to be counted when trying to accumulate the required 25 under this condition. However, up to three (3) ellipses will be allowed for counting purposes in every post. miss jenniejackson (an English Phd, mind you) is LITEROTICA’S newly appointed word counter and will have the final say-so on whether a post meets the overall requirement.

5 Your signature must take up less space than the body of the post. The signature must also be clearly separate from the body of the post. mr graham666 has agreed to be in charge of signature control enforcement. Please contact him if you have any questions.

6 Literotica will forthwith put a box at the bottom of every post which will show all the alts the poster has used in the last 6 months. If you have any questions about what constitutes an ‘alt’ please contact our expert. Our new Alternatine Vice President, mr. oily.

7 Posters will no longer be able to edit their posts. Once submitted you’re stuck with what you wrote. The EDIT button will disappear as of November 5th.

8 A garbage can for unwanted posts will be created on every LITEROTICA bulletin board.THREADMASTERS will then be allowed to send any post they don’t want on their thread to this ‘garbage can’. Please direct any questions you have about these garbage dumps to our newly appointed Vice President of Trash Removal mr. darkboy.

9 Literoticans will no longer be able to change their Avatars without receiving written permission from miss serenakittyn, Literotica’s Photography Editor. And if you wish to change your little picture it will cost you. A second Av within any 12 month period will cost $25. Each subsequent one up to five will cost $100 each. After the first six we’re really going to stick it to you.

10 Every post must include a minimum of two (2) different colors of FONT (preferably three (3) or more), as well as two (2) different FONT sizes. mr. pilot, our Forensic Writing Analyst, will monitor FONT presentation and will be delighted to give advice to any poster.

It is hoped that these new regulations will bring about great improvements to
THEIR MAJESTIES QUEEN LAUREL III and MANU the MAGNIFICENTS
world. The income earned will be used to reward the ‘royals’ for the endless hours they’ve spent making LITEROTICA such a wonderful place.


We’re also going to have one hell of an office Xmas party this year!

In overall charge of enforcing these new regulation is the girl of 30,000 posts, none other than miss cloudy, our new Director of Complaints, who just happens to be one of LITEROTICA’S most respected defenders of free speech. Anyone who has any complaints about these new regulations should address all enquiries her way.

THANK YOU AND KEEP PO$TING!!!!​

 

[SusanJillParker]

Actually...

I'm truly in favor of 3, No dancing bananas.

I think #4 is a great idea and would cut down on some of the idiotic, nonsensical posting.

Along with #4, #5 is a no brainer.

I'm loving point #6. I'd love to see every sock puppet of every poster. That would certainly cut out some of the bashing that goes on around here. I'm not mentioning any names but we all know who they are Pilot, HateShip, and TxRad. Right?

You're outdone yourself Scouries. Say hi to Sarahhh for me.

And I apologize for murdering BostonFictionWriter but he got me pregnant and wouldn't do the right thing, be a man and marry me.

Even though sometimes I see his ghost lingering around here, I still miss him though. He was so handsome. He was so smart, wicked smart. And he was the greatest writer I've ever known.

Oh, and he was really modest too.

 

[sr71plt]

I laughed for minutes over Freddie talking about others having sock puppets here.

And, Freddie, You are a dancing banana. Love the dress.

 

[SusanJillParker]

Thank you, Todd for allowing me the opportunity to share with everyone my various identities. By the way, unlike so many of the bashers here, all of my identities have stories attached to them.

I wrote under BostonFictionWriter from 2007 and 2008 and had to stop writing under that name because of dickheads like you bashing all of my stories.

I wrote 663 poems and stories but deleted a couple hundred stories because I was tired of them being stolen and published on Amazon.

I would have had two stories in the top ten all-time most read list, Stripping my Mother-in-law Naked and my My Sexy Sister-in-law Samantha but I pulled them to publish them as e-Books. After only being on the site for 2 months, Stripping my Mother-in-law Naked had 850,000 hits and My Sexy Sister-in-law Samantha had 650,000 hits. I can't even imagine how many hits they'd have 8 years later.

Writing as BostonFictionWriter, I finished 2nd in the Survivor contest in 2007 and 2008.

In 2009, I wrote under CarBuffStuff, PositiveThinker, and WmForrester. My story, I Love You Mommy, is #60 on the all-time most read list with more than 1.8 million hits. Not bad for a girl.

In 2010, I wrote under AndTheEnd and for the third time finished 2nd again in the Survivor contest.

In 2011, I wrote under SuperHeroRalph and actually won the Survivor contest.

"Yeah me!"

Then, in 2012, I decided to fuck the bashers and write under my real name, my birth name, SusanJillParker. That's right, Ace, I was born a woman.

I've had my Facebook page hacked and personal information posted on Literotica that Laurel removed. I've had death threats and e-mails from men threatening to find me and rape me. Yet, still, I persevered and wrote my stories.

I finished in 3rd place in 2012 but I won the Survivor contest again in 2013 and in 2014. Presently, in 2015, I'm leading the Survivor contest but I'm really not even trying to win.

You've never entered the Survivor contest, the writer with the most stories in the most categories wins. Yet, you've always been quick to bash the contest and those who played the game. Isn't that right, Pilot?

I understand why you never entered the contest with more than 84% of your stories in only one category, the gay category. Odd, when you claim you're not gay but bi-sexual. I more agree with Jerry Springer on that one. If you suck a cock or take a prick up the ass, you're really not bi-sexual, even if you have sex with women, but gay. Perhaps Literotica needs to have a special bi-sexual category to accommodate your sexual orientation.

Anything else Pilot or are you just going to throw stones at me every single time I make a post.

It really angers you for some reason that I'm female. Did you big sister give you wedgies when you were growing up? Did your mother force you to wear girls clothes when you told her that you like boys? What? Why me? Why pick on me? Is it because I look how you wished you looked?

Hey, everyone serves a purpose. Not everyone can be tall, blonde, blue-eyed, beautiful, and busty. Some of us must look like you, short, fat, old, bald, and angry.

Thank you so very much for posting to my thread. I've already entered your name in the contest for the most disagreeable poster on the site.

 

[LeatherPissPunk]

(...) I more agree with Jerry Springer on that one. If you suck a cock or take a prick up the ass, you're really not bi-sexual, even if you have sex with women, but gay. (...)

Everything else of what you said is personal and I don't give a damn. But here, you attack every guy who identifies as being bisexual. Yes, I'm a guy and I'm bisexual, too. I have sexual intercourse with men and women and some others, so maybe I'm rather pansexual, but that would make this more academic than I want it to be. But, why can't you accept that someone has a certain sexual orientation or identity, others than straight and gay/lesbian? By referring to Springer's general opinion (I take that it was him who said it, I didn't check it) and making it yours, you generalized it as well, not only referring to the Pilot (I guess you addressed him there), but to every bisexual man. I could compare it to sayings like, "if you have brains, even if you use them, you're dumb." So, don't get me started.

 

[sr71plt]

I haven't read your last post, Freddie, because I know it's just old material--and I actually like to see you exhibit this way--and since it's old material, I'll just bring up again that between the two of us, you're the man wearing a dress on this thread.

 

[robertreams]

me too

 

[SusanJillParker]

Forget the gay/bi-sexual stuff for a minute. This thread isn't about that. This thread was about Bush, Cheney, and Paulson.

Yet, because I wrote it, Pilot, who follows me around the board like a dog sniffing my ass, chose to bash me and my thread. Now if you faggots want to point a finger at anyone, point a finger at him for continuing to call me a man.

I really don't give a flying fuck if you're straight or have a screw loose in your head because you'd rather be with a man than with a woman, that's your choice. I hope you all just get married to see how difficult it is to maintain a real relationship instead of being on your knees in a men's bathroom for ten minutes. Give me a break.

There, is that insulting enough?

Now get off my thread before I have Big Louie throw you out a window.

Assholes.

 

[SusanJillParker]

Before this thread gets hi-jacked any more by homosexual men selling e-Books that no one reads or buys, lemme ask you a question. This question applies to you, no matter if your straight, gay, lesbian, or bi-sexual (wink, wink).

Are you financially better off than you were last year? Think about that.

Are you financially better off than you were five years ago? Think about that.

Are you financially better off than you were ten years ago? Think about that.

Are you financially better off than you were twenty years ago? Think about that.

Yet, now this thread is no longer about powerful men controlling you. This thread is no longer about jobs that were promised to you and never delivered. This thread is more about Pilot, the biggest fag here, calling me a man instead of who I really am, a woman.

Yet, just because Pilot is queer, I'm suppose to lay down and not take being insulted. If I write anything about gays, I'm a basher and all the homos come out of the woodwork to push their personal, private agendas on us here as they do in the real world. How dare they? How dare you?

All I can say to anyone who interrupts and destroys my message of Republicans having everyone by the pubic hairs, stand up. Take back the control of your miserable lives. Just as you're doing now by thinking that I'm insulting you by calling you gay instead of bi-sexual, every politician whether Republican or Democrat has called you a nothing and an insignificant little flea. Every politician whether Republican or Democrat has fucked you up your ass. They fucked me up my ass too. In that regard, we're all queer. How about that? We may all go live in Greece or Turkey where at least when we're fucked up the ass it may be more enjoyable.

Now if you think what I write is disturbing, look around to see what Bush has done to our country. Forget about the little shit, pointless, stuff whether you're bi-sexual or gay and whether I'm a man or a woman, we've been fucked. We're all fucked. And it's getting worse. We don't stand a chance of getting a fair deal and yet all you nitwits are concerned about, your biggest issue, is that I impersonally insulted you while you're personally insulted every frigging day of your life with high prices for energy and low prices for wages. Who cares if your gay or bi-sexual, you're been had.

When will you all get a brain enough to say, "Stop! I've had enough and I'm not taking it anymore!"

Whether you're gay or straight, when will you start taking control of your lives and stop allowing politicians to push you around. Hell, you didn't even vote, did you? Shame on you. You not voting is why these old, white men are still in power. You have no one to blame but yourselves that gay marriage is such a big issue. You have no one to blame but yourself that a gay man is not accepted in the way that a black man isn't accepted and in the same way that women are always paid less than men.

Isn't it time we all banded together and boycotted everything and everyone? Now get in your cars and park it in the middle of the street. Shut the engine and lock the door. Now, imagine if we all did that, we'd stop the country. They couldn't gouge us selling gas anymore. They couldn't sell anymore lottery tickets that no one wins. They couldn't sell us cigarettes, alcohol, and fast foods that are slowly killing us. They couldn't sell us pills that don't cure anything.

Yet, here you all are, so blissful in your ignorance and beside yourself and angry as all Hell because I dare gay bash Pilot. Grow a set of balls. Even if you are a delicate flower, grow a set of balls and get angry at the people who you really should be angry with and that's your representative and your senator who are living high on the hog while you're struggling every day.

Instead of focusing on the real problem that make you powerlessly helpless, you narrow your focus down, down, and down, until you can't possibly see the real problems with your miserable existence. Your focus is too myopic for you to see the real problems with this country that personally affects you every day and that ruins your life. Yet, you don't do anything about that, do you. Rather, you'd rather waste your time, your energy, and your words with me.

Me you can deal with. Anything else is too much for you. Anything else is out of your control. Anything else makes your head hurts. Anything else and you'll explode. You just want to be left alone in your little life and not take a real stand, that is, until someone calls you a faggot or a queer. Then, that's different. That's personal. While you're busy defending your self imagine, those monkeys you voted in office just stole your wallet. They just ruined your life. Get angry over that instead of being angry over me.

If you continue this diatribe by posting your shit on my thread, then you're a moron, and a bigger nitwit than I thought you were.

I'm not your enemy. I'm your friend. I'm trying to shake you awake so that you'll finally get your fair share of the American pie.

Now go park your frigging car in the middle of the street and leave it there. Go! Go now! Do it. Just do it. If enough of us parked our cars in the middle of the streets, they'll finally have to do something for us. Politicians will finally have to be the public servants we elected them to be.

If we control our country, then we'll control our destiny. If you want to openly live your lives as proud gay men, you'll be able to do that without being bashed because you're been empowered. Now get off my thread and go empower yourselves. Make me proud. I'm counting on you to make this a better country.

God Bless America! God Bless Rock Hudson and Freddie Mercury!

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

There's a significant difference between the Obama Miracle Recovery and every recovery in our history before 2009.

Pick any depression, recession, etc. you please, and all but this one have identical features. And I invite any and all to check my claims.

Take the 1977 recession for example. Its comparable to our recession but ended soon after it began. Why? Because of new technologies. RadioShack led the way with the microcomputer (TRS80 Model 1) others followed quickly. Electronic calculators came out. The IBM Selectric typewriter came out. Cars came out with computers and electronic ignition. Fax machines. Compact Disks came out. The list is long. Cable tv! Virtually all of it was popular and reduced labor.

Every recession but ours ended when new technologies were unleashed. We've created almost nothing but alts to existing stuff. My new computer has lots more memory than the XP I bought in 2000, but its pretty much the same machine as the old XP.

 

[lowphat]

Damn Pilot, talk about getting the shit verbally slapped right out of you.

I don't care how many names you write under, that's your business. I write under five names here, and I was doing it long before asshat pilot got here.

He is like a dog with a wet nose, that's for sure. He chases everybody around with his snout up there ass.

As far as your politics, I don't agree with all of it, but I respect your right to voice your opinions, and to take a stance based on them.

 

[sr71plt]

Damn Pilot, talk about getting the shit verbally slapped right out of you.

It only means something if you bother to read it. Freddie is just being Freddie. If you want to jump on his bandwagon that says a lot about you too.

My original point remains. A forum was added for threads like this. And the AH isn't that forum.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

It might be that there a forum for political threads like this (though I suspect this isn't entirely political; besides, those who don't like it being here are free to ignore it.). And it may be that Freddie really is that Sarah Jill woman (though I have been told before now that he is a man; who am I to question anyone's self-identification?). But it remains that he is absolutely right.

And is right regardless of any JamesBFox vacuous knee-jerk anti-Obama anti-Democrat declaration to the contrary. The Cheney-Bush record speaks for itself, no matter how hard they try to spin it inside out.

 

[sr71plt]

I don't disagree on the Bush-Cheney issue (I'm an Eleanor Roosevelt Democrat). I disagree on putting divisive political stuff on the AH now that a Political forum has been created for it. But, then, Freddie is all about divisiveness--not to mention "Hey, look at me!" and outrageous performance art. (And he's still the only man on this thread wearing a dress. )

 

[SusanJillParker]

And you're just too smart to be this stupid but your homosexuality gets in the way of rational thought.

You think too much with your dick.

 

[SusanJillParker]

This thread wasn't about you but you made it about you because I wrote it. This thread is bigger than anyone here but you tried your best to ruin it because I wrote it. Never is when you ever mind your business. You're like a little bee buzzing in everyone's business because you have no life and no friends. You make everything here your business because you don't like be excluded and rejected because you've already had a childhood and lifetime of that.

These forum boards are your world and you don't want anyone, especially me getting credit for any original thinking. Whenever I get the better of you, which is most of the time, you stomp your fag feet and say, I'm not reading what she writes. She writes the same thing all the time but I don't.

You paint me as a gay basher but I couldn't write the number of stories that I've written, including some really good gay stories and be a gay basher. You just like waving that fag flag.

Only, I don't give a shit what you think about me whether you think I'm a woman or a man. You give homosexuals a bad name. If every homosexual acted like you, we'd have laws against homosexuality.

Shame on you!

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

It might be that there a forum for political threads like this (though I suspect this isn't entirely political; besides, those who don't like it being here are free to ignore it.). And it may be that Freddie really is that Sarah Jill woman (though I have been told before now that he is a man; who am I to question anyone's self-identification?). But it remains that he is absolutely right.

And is right regardless of any JamesBFox vacuous knee-jerk anti-Obama anti-Democrat declaration to the contrary. The Cheney-Bush record speaks for itself, no matter how hard they try to spin it inside out.

I avoid FOX as much as possible tho I do confess to catching their business network occasionally. I'd vote for Scott Walker and Carly Fiorina but the rest of the GOP drones are too sissy for me. I'd rather vote for Jim Webb, the Democrat.

You don't know shit about me.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

I avoid FOX as much as possible tho I do confess to catching their business network occasionally. I'd vote for Scott Walker and Carly Fiorina but the rest of the GOP drones are too sissy for me. I'd rather vote for Jim Webb, the Democrat.

You don't know shit about me.

Clearly I've been leaping to erroneous assumptions. I'll have to pay more attention to your posts.