Can an erection be TOO big?

Hope I didn't offend you in some way. Guess the thought of a great cock sucker teaching the less fortunate...well, that sounded pretty great, especially if I were the "crash test dummy."
 
Jewelz said:
ohh please!! you didnt offend me at all!! ;)
Good to hear. I just found this place today, so I'm still testing the waters. :)
 
Well, here's hoping another lovely lady likes the idea of teaching a class on the proper art of cock sucking. :D
 
LOL well i love the idea........just wont act on it in RL.....<chuckle>
 
Jewelz said:
LOL well i love the idea........just wont act on it in RL.....<chuckle>
RL?

If that means real time, how come you wouldn't consider it? Even with friends?
 
cocksucking 101

hmmmmmmmm....interesting. Guess this falls under "continuing education".

Let me know when cunnilingus 101 classes start and I'll be there!
 
Oral sex 101. All the universities should offer such a class. :)
 
Now that would be one class I'd be willing to volunteer even if it was a morning class.



<Just the kind of guy I am>
 
Jewelz said:
i could use a nice hard cock right now..........:devil:

Seems like there are a few here that would be happy to help out. :D

Since this is a "too big" thread, why don't you describe the "perfect" size?
 
too long

hiya jewelz hunnie..i need a volunteer to measure me:p .. the tip against the back of your thorat and balls on yer chin huh??? sound like it might just fit:D :devil: :p
 
erosguru2 said:


Seems like there are a few here that would be happy to help out. :D

Since this is a "too big" thread, why don't you describe the "perfect" size?

i 'splained that yesterday to you sweetman! lol
 
Re: too long

DAN JAMES said:
hiya jewelz hunnie..i need a volunteer to measure me:p .. the tip against the back of your thorat and balls on yer chin huh??? sound like it might just fit:D :devil: :p

pervert *Giggle*
 
What an amazing coincidence Jewel, I have one that I could let you use.
 
DAN JAMES said:
oops sorry bout the typo,,guess the throat sound got me excited,,,lol:p :D

LOL! thanks for making me laugh today.....so far its been a shitty morning!:kiss:
 
Jewelz said:

LOL! thanks for making me laugh today.....so far its been a shitty morning!:kiss:

What's happened to make it so bad? It's Friday after all...the weekend is near.

Too bad you don't have that cock you were asking for...
 
awwwww jewels darlin,,i hate to hear about your bad day babe,,any time i can help un-shitty it just let me know..i'll cum a runnin..so to speak:D :p
 
too big?

My husband has about ten inches, I think, and though when i was pregnant I couldn't take it much at all, usually I can handle it-but i think that's partly because I have a big butt, so there's some padding ya know? He can't get in so close as he could with a skinny girl, but he doesn't mind, because most skinny girls he's been with can't let him fuck them hard like I can, and it feels good anyway. I can go almost all the way down when I give him head, but I do use the cheat.....my thumb and forefinger wrapped around the base. I love his size, becasue every time is like our first time...it takes some manuvering to work him in, but once it's a go, I'm a very happy wifey.:devil:
 
thick

Yeah, he's pretty wide..I can't get my mouth around him sideways; I have to be, like, parallel to him, not perpendic(K)ular...lol...know what I mean?
 
Re: thick

sweetmamaangel said:
Yeah, he's pretty wide..I can't get my mouth around him sideways; I have to be, like, parallel to him, not perpendic(K)ular...lol...know what I mean?

Yeah, I think I understand. If the image in my head is close to what you're describing, I'm in awe of your talents. As I stated earlier, I have no idea how the ladies do it. I can barely get my mouth around a banana, much less a big, thick cock.
 
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