Can Canada defend itself?

[SugarDaddy1]

Open to Debate: Can Canada defend itself against foreign threats?

 

[Ramone45]

Open to Debate: Can Canada defend itself against foreign threats?

No, eh? But then again, everyone loves Canada.

 

[4yourpleasureiam]

They don't need to because the hated people south of them will do it for them.

 

[Wrong Element]

They only share a land border with one other country, and that country is usually only expansionist when there are nonwhite people in the way, so I suppose the Canadians are probably pretty safe.

 

[SusanHaack]

http://i.imgur.com/aV60Jf7.png

http://bigmemes.funnyjunk.com/pictures/Yeah_b2375e_5780746.jpg

 

[Saint_Ann]

I suppose if the World runs out of trees, Canada better watch its ass.

 

[SusanHaack]

I suppose if the World runs out of trees, Canada better watch its ass.

And water. 2 million lakes or something. Tee hee

http://usatunofficial.files.wordpress.com/2016/06/screen-shot-2016-06-17-at-2-06-16-pm.jpg?w=1000&h=566&crop=1

 

[Lancecastor19]

If seals attack, we’re covered.

 

[jaF0]

They got sticks and pucks.


Ever been hit in the head by a puck?


'Nuff said.


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Oh, by the way ... isn't it a Canuckistanian sniper that holds the record for the longest distance kill shot?

 

[SpeareChucker]

The real question is who cares?



Even the Russians don't want it.
Hell, they sold Alaska and thought
they had snookered everyone big-time...

 

[Brains_N_Boobs]

https://www.barn orama.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/04/daily_picdump-21-16.jpg

 

[Lancecastor19]

Nobody fucks with Canada, eh? Sorry!

 

[domroger]

They managed quite well last time they were attacked .

 

[hogjack]

Canada would be a 3 goal underdog if at war with Equador.

 

[bellisarius]

Canada would be a 3 goal underdog if at war with Equador.

Hey, their canoe flotilla is AWESOME!!!

 

[silver gurl]

I'am sorry.

 

[Lancecastor19]

Canada’s Mighty Pacific Fleet

https://d3n8a8pro7vhmx.cloudfront.net/cdfai/pages/570/attachments/original/1434697269/AsiaPacificRoyalCanadianNavyMontage.jpg?1434697269

 

[Lancecastor19]

Canada’s Awesome Atlantic Fleet

https://d3n8a8pro7vhmx.cloudfront.net/cdfai/pages/570/attachments/original/1434697269/AsiaPacificRoyalCanadianNavyMontage.jpg?1434697269

 

[bellisarius]

Good job photo shopping the oars out of the pics.

 

[Lancecastor19]

Good job photo shopping the oars out of the pics.

Canada has NEVER used oars!

https://www.koppershome.com/images/products/desktop-optimized/10722-0.jpg

 

[bellisarius]

Haven't mastered the davit yet? Pity.

 

[SpeareChucker]

They managed quite well last time they were attacked .

They've never been attacked.
In 1812, they were still British colonies...



... and the British technically lost.

 

[SpeareChucker]

Okinawan oars are way cooler and they have a better fighting system.

I have a fancy one and know a kata that goes with it.

 

[HisArpy]

Canada has NEVER used oars!

https://www.koppershome.com/images/products/desktop-optimized/10722-0.jpg

Canadians LIKE being "paddled'.

 

[SpeareChucker]

No, Lance likes being spanked, preferably by Ivanka...