Can I Get a Response

[RedTrickster]

I've now sent FOUR EMAILS to Literotica asking a question. Who do I have to blow to get a response? This is ridiculous. I can't even get anyone to answer my bloody question. What do you have working over there? 1000 monkeys on a 1000 keyboards? CAN I GET A BLOODY RESPONSE!?!?!?

 

[pointless]

yeah, the email doesn't work. laurel keeps it up because... ummm, i don't really know why since it hasn't worked in fucking forever. let's just go with "she doesn't give a shit as long as she's still making money."

 

[Brollyanna]

I've now sent FOUR EMAILS to Literotica asking a question. Who do I have to blow to get a response? This is ridiculous. I can't even get anyone to answer my bloody question. What do you have working over there? 1000 monkeys on a 1000 keyboards? CAN I GET A BLOODY RESPONSE!?!?!?

What do you want to know?


Brollyanna, Director of Literotica Customer Satisfaction Department*


*aka Curious Bitch

 

[bronzeage]

What do you want to know?


Brollyanna, Director of Literotica Customer Satisfaction Department*


*aka Curious Bitch

He probably wants his money back.

 

[Brollyanna]

He probably wants his money back.

All he has to do is fill in form Lt2005refund. It's not complicated.

 

[bronzeage]

All he has to do is fill in form Lt2005refund. It's not complicated.

The 2005 fund is a little low this month. Revenue from the Laurel signature realistic love doll models aren't selling as well as expected. I don't understand. They did really good with the focus groups.

 

[Mischka]

I've now sent FOUR EMAILS to Literotica asking a question. Who do I have to blow to get a response? This is ridiculous. I can't even get anyone to answer my bloody question. What do you have working over there? 1000 monkeys on a 1000 keyboards? CAN I GET A BLOODY RESPONSE!?!?!?

Me. But you must be better than the slurpy Lit Chat chick to get an answer.

 

[Mrtenant]

Can I have fries with mine?

 

[neci]

lit has an e-mail? are you talking about the contact us button on the bottom of the screen? what is your question? all the answers you ever needed are her on the GB.

 

[bronzeage]

Me. But you must be better than the slurpy Lit Chat chick to get an answer.

It's pretty good on a hot summer afternoon, but it takes about three days for the artificial coloring to wash off.
http://corp.7-eleven.com/Portals/2/Images/news/10-07-06_711day.jpg

 

[pointless]

man, i can't believe they're still pushing the literotica book on the frontpage.

 

[Magnetron]

The 2005 fund is a little low this month. Revenue from the Laurel signature realistic love doll models aren't selling as well as expected. I don't understand. They did really good with the focus groups.

I'll take one of those to decorate the bow of my pirate ship.

And .... maybe an extra one ...... you know .... just as a backup .......

 

[Brollyanna]

The 2005 fund is a little low this month. Revenue from the Laurel signature realistic love doll models aren't selling as well as expected. I don't understand. They did really good with the focus groups.

Me. But you must be better than the slurpy Lit Chat chick to get an answer.

The problem was that Mischka wasn't in the focus group.
The new batch of dolls should be less slurpy.

 

[catfish]

CAN I GET A BLOODY RESPONSE!?!?!?

Did you fill out form DDLT2917 in triplicate? If not, you are totally fucked and I would demand a refund immediately.

 

[Joeybagadonuts]

The 2005 fund is a little low this month. Revenue from the Laurel signature realistic love doll models aren't selling as well as expected. I don't understand. They did really good with the focus groups.

life size?

 

[bronzeage]

life size?

The signature is.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

It's pretty good on a hot summer afternoon, but it takes about three days for the artificial coloring to wash off.
http://corp.7-eleven.com/Portals/2/Images/news/10-07-06_711day.jpg

^^^^^^Wants to look like a gay barber pole.

 

[neci]

I'm Pretty Fucking Pissed Off That This Asshole Doesn't Even Have The Decency To Reply To His Own Thread.

 

[neci]

THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE CAPS. i QUIT.

 

[neci]

dammit.

 

[Joeybagadonuts]

I call my blow-up doll neci.

 

[Lancecastor]

You registered 5 years ago and today is your First Post.

You may expect a Reply from Laurel in 4 years, 364 Days.

I've now sent FOUR EMAILS to Literotica asking a question. Who do I have to blow to get a response? This is ridiculous. I can't even get anyone to answer my bloody question. What do you have working over there? 1000 monkeys on a 1000 keyboards? CAN I GET A BLOODY RESPONSE!?!?!?

 

[Que]

You registered 5 years ago and today is your First Post.

You may expect a Reply from Laurel in 4 years, 364 Days.

He registered 9/9/9

You would think his first post would be 10/10/10. 11/11/11, 12/12/12 or something interesting.

If it had to be this month why not 7+7=14 or 7x2=14 or 7/14/14 or 7 from 21 is 14?

 

[lovetoread]

man, i can't believe they're still pushing the literotica book on the frontpage.

it's a pretty good book, I should know since I bought it.

 

[Colonel Hogan]

Yeah, here's a "response." If you were anything less than a blithering idiot, you might have thought to include your original question in your apoplectic rant.