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Domsheena said:
mmmm a beach would be fun!
my day is goin OK ... alternating between LIT and yardwork .. lol
luv that sexy Av, btw
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mmmm a beach would be fun!
my day is goin OK ... alternating between LIT and yardwork .. lol
luv that sexy Av, btw
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yep, RL took me away yesterday
so sorry I couldnt stay
how's Sunday goin ?
so sorry I couldnt stay
how's Sunday goin ?
smoothdevil
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Subject: How to Drive in Toronto
1. You must first learn to pronounce the city's name: it is T.O.
2. The morning rush hour is from 5:00 a.m. to noon. The evening rush
hour is from noon to 7:00 p.m. Friday's rush hour starts Thursday morning.
3. The minimum acceptable speed on most freeways is 130 km/h. On the 401
or 407, your speed is expected to match the highway number. Anything less
is considered "wussy."
4. Forget all traffic rules you learned elsewhere; T.O. has its own
version of traffic rules. For example, cars/trucks with the loudest
muffler
go first at a four-way stop; the trucks with the biggest tires go second.
However, in Oakville, SUV-driving, cellphone-talking moms ALWAYS have the
right of way.
5. If you actually stop at a yellow light, you will be rear ended,
cussed out, and possibly shot.
6. Never honk at anyone. Ever. Seriously. It's another offense that can
get you shot.
7. Road construction is permanent and continuous in all of T.O. and, in
fact, the GTA. Detour barrels are moved around for your entertainment
pleasure during the middle of the night to make the next day's driving a
bit more exciting.
8. Watch carefully for road hazards such as drunks, skunks, dogs, cats,
barrels, cones, celebs, rubber neckers, shredded tires, cell-phoners, deer
and other road kill and the coyotes feeding on any of these items.
9. MapQuest does not work in T.O. -- none of the roads are where they
say they are or go where they say they do and all freeway off- and
on-ramps
are moved each night.
10. If someone actually has their turn signal on, wave them to the
shoulder immediately to let them know it has been "accidentally
activated."
11. If you are in the left lane and only driving 130 km/h in a 100 zone,
you are considered a road hazard and will be "flipped off" accordingly. If
you return the flip, you'll be shot.
12. Do not try to estimate travel time -- just leave Monday afternoon
for Tuesday appointments, by noon Thursday for Friday and right after
church on Sunday for anything on Monday morning.
1. You must first learn to pronounce the city's name: it is T.O.
2. The morning rush hour is from 5:00 a.m. to noon. The evening rush
hour is from noon to 7:00 p.m. Friday's rush hour starts Thursday morning.
3. The minimum acceptable speed on most freeways is 130 km/h. On the 401
or 407, your speed is expected to match the highway number. Anything less
is considered "wussy."
4. Forget all traffic rules you learned elsewhere; T.O. has its own
version of traffic rules. For example, cars/trucks with the loudest
muffler
go first at a four-way stop; the trucks with the biggest tires go second.
However, in Oakville, SUV-driving, cellphone-talking moms ALWAYS have the
right of way.
5. If you actually stop at a yellow light, you will be rear ended,
cussed out, and possibly shot.
6. Never honk at anyone. Ever. Seriously. It's another offense that can
get you shot.
7. Road construction is permanent and continuous in all of T.O. and, in
fact, the GTA. Detour barrels are moved around for your entertainment
pleasure during the middle of the night to make the next day's driving a
bit more exciting.
8. Watch carefully for road hazards such as drunks, skunks, dogs, cats,
barrels, cones, celebs, rubber neckers, shredded tires, cell-phoners, deer
and other road kill and the coyotes feeding on any of these items.
9. MapQuest does not work in T.O. -- none of the roads are where they
say they are or go where they say they do and all freeway off- and
on-ramps
are moved each night.
10. If someone actually has their turn signal on, wave them to the
shoulder immediately to let them know it has been "accidentally
activated."
11. If you are in the left lane and only driving 130 km/h in a 100 zone,
you are considered a road hazard and will be "flipped off" accordingly. If
you return the flip, you'll be shot.
12. Do not try to estimate travel time -- just leave Monday afternoon
for Tuesday appointments, by noon Thursday for Friday and right after
church on Sunday for anything on Monday morning.
smoothdevil
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Happy Canada Day from Ottawa ....
chittylove
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It's been a long time....
Happy belated Canada Day to all the sexy men and women here!
Happy belated Canada Day to all the sexy men and women here!
Stegral
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Subject: How to Drive in Toronto
OMFG... that is sooooo hilarious...
I used to drive a tractor trailer full of stamped steel thru TO every damn day to oshawa...
It brought back alot of memories & I actually had a few really good laughs at it..
(especially the construction ones
)
I want to add one tho...
Lucky #13 should be:
13) be warned, you enter that zone in front of a rig & slam on your brakes he WILL hit & possibly kill you... they are on the road simply to thin out the gene pool
OMFG... that is sooooo hilarious...
I used to drive a tractor trailer full of stamped steel thru TO every damn day to oshawa...
It brought back alot of memories & I actually had a few really good laughs at it..
(especially the construction ones
)I want to add one tho...
Lucky #13 should be:
13) be warned, you enter that zone in front of a rig & slam on your brakes he WILL hit & possibly kill you... they are on the road simply to thin out the gene pool
Stegral
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it is a personals thread
cool...
37 yr old SWF, Halifax area in NS,
sexual orientation is straight, into soft BDSM sensory play,
accepts praise readily but rarely sinks in,
self sufficent, works full time,
is allergic to dander & has snakes as pets
keeps avery clean & organized home, he should too
is std free & wishes the same in partner,
loves oral (give & get) & is not happy till he gets off
loves small signs of public affection,
not hard on the eyes I am told, but very insecure about my body,
is a romantic at heart but can accept most guys are sparodic with this,
loves to dance, both on my own & with a partner,
Looking for a male:
should be between 30 & 45 yrs old.
NON SMOKER, NO DRUGS, Social drinker,
should have minimal body hair, clean shaven face, well groomed,
(but long hair in a pony tail is a definite bonus it is my fetish/weakness),
nice body would be nice too... have no interest in "beer/trucker" guts,
(you need to be able to do long walks keeping pace with me without wheezing),
have no prob helping me around the place when you are here without asking,
keep your own place clean so I can come there whenever you want without worrying about a mess.
preferably circumsized, tatt's & piercings a bonus
should you fit this criteria, please PM me 
AardRiven said:
cool...
37 yr old SWF, Halifax area in NS,
sexual orientation is straight, into soft BDSM sensory play,
accepts praise readily but rarely sinks in,
self sufficent, works full time,
is allergic to dander & has snakes as pets
keeps avery clean & organized home, he should too
is std free & wishes the same in partner,
loves oral (give & get) & is not happy till he gets off
loves small signs of public affection,
not hard on the eyes I am told, but very insecure about my body,
is a romantic at heart but can accept most guys are sparodic with this,
loves to dance, both on my own & with a partner,
Looking for a male:
should be between 30 & 45 yrs old.
NON SMOKER, NO DRUGS, Social drinker,
should have minimal body hair, clean shaven face, well groomed,
(but long hair in a pony tail is a definite bonus it is my fetish/weakness),
nice body would be nice too... have no interest in "beer/trucker" guts,
(you need to be able to do long walks keeping pace with me without wheezing),
have no prob helping me around the place when you are here without asking,
keep your own place clean so I can come there whenever you want without worrying about a mess.
preferably circumsized, tatt's & piercings a bonus
should you fit this criteria, please PM me
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smoothdevil
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Stegral said:Subject: How to Drive in Toronto
OMFG... that is sooooo hilarious...
I used to drive a tractor trailer full of stamped steel thru TO every damn day to oshawa...
It brought back alot of memories & I actually had a few really good laughs at it..
(especially the construction ones
I want to add one tho...
Lucky #13 should be:
13) be warned, you enter that zone in front of a rig & slam on your brakes he WILL hit & possibly kill you... they are on the road simply to thin out the gene pool
lol ... not to be too in-sensitive .. I just hope that idiot that the trucker ran over when he slammed on his brake in front of a fully loaded semi ... did not have an opportunity to pass on his genes ...
smoothdevil
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chittylove said:It's been a long time....
Happy belated Canada Day to all the sexy men and women here!
HI chitty ... welcome back ... lol ... those puppies are hard to forget ...
ShinigamiSama
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ohh I knew there was another Canadian thread floating around here somewhere
Rawr all
Rawr all
smoothdevil
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greeting from Ottawa
HAPPY THANKSGIVING ..... have a safe and fun day
may the turkey gods favor you ...
HAPPY THANKSGIVING ..... have a safe and fun day
may the turkey gods favor you ...
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chittylove said:It's been a long time....
Happy belated Canada Day to all the sexy men and women here!
omg .. she's alive !! whoowoo
nice to see you sexxxi !!
smoothdevil
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greetings from Ottawa ....
for the ladies .... 
for the ladies ....
ShinigamiSama
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sup Canada?
smoothdevil
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best wishes to all for this holiday season
health and happiness, for then we are wealthy indeed
health and happiness, for then we are wealthy indeed
smoothdevil
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greetings from Ottawa
Best wishes for health and happiness in the New Year
Best wishes for health and happiness in the New Year
Rayne&Wayne
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" I'm Gonna post a vacancy sign under the covers."
Waving from Abbotsford BC.
Meeting some unbridled Bi/Curious friends would be ideal... .. Are there any Bi curious females or bi female/straight male couples in our area near Vancouver, seeking some erotic fun, with a new couple? size is not a issue with us. *said with a wink and a smile*
We don't have much if any sexual experience with others, and none with couple's.
Patients and/or guidance, would be needed... .. as its not a customary behavior of ours.
Why don't we just meet and greet... .. No inhibitions-make no conditions.
• She's Bi-Curious: Auburn hair with a shimmer of gold.... .. Deep green eyes that seduce the soul... .. A smile that can melt the coldest heart... .. Personality and wit that captivates you from the start... .. Soft, sexy and extremely seductive... .. With a strong sense of self and a hearty dose of confidence.
44 "Virgo" BBW 5"5'
• He's straight: Brown hair with chunks of blond, Cool blue eyes that sooth like warm rain ... .. A compassionate heart, easily penetrated but strong... .. A non-judgmental way that go's deep and beyond with outbursts of strong emotion... .. A reputable man who doesn't engage in any activity for personal gain.
39 "Capricorn" a few extra lbs 6"1'
Rayne and Wayne
Remember the name's, you'll be screaming them later!
Waving from Abbotsford BC.
Meeting some unbridled Bi/Curious friends would be ideal... .. Are there any Bi curious females or bi female/straight male couples in our area near Vancouver, seeking some erotic fun, with a new couple? size is not a issue with us. *said with a wink and a smile*
We don't have much if any sexual experience with others, and none with couple's.
Patients and/or guidance, would be needed... .. as its not a customary behavior of ours.
Why don't we just meet and greet... .. No inhibitions-make no conditions.
• She's Bi-Curious: Auburn hair with a shimmer of gold.... .. Deep green eyes that seduce the soul... .. A smile that can melt the coldest heart... .. Personality and wit that captivates you from the start... .. Soft, sexy and extremely seductive... .. With a strong sense of self and a hearty dose of confidence.
44 "Virgo" BBW 5"5'
• He's straight: Brown hair with chunks of blond, Cool blue eyes that sooth like warm rain ... .. A compassionate heart, easily penetrated but strong... .. A non-judgmental way that go's deep and beyond with outbursts of strong emotion... .. A reputable man who doesn't engage in any activity for personal gain.
39 "Capricorn" a few extra lbs 6"1'
Rayne and Wayne
Remember the name's, you'll be screaming them later!
Rayne&Wayne
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Good morning snowing here, from Abbotsford BC
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obiwan9962
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*waves from balmy and overcast ottawa*
Lady Reiha
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*waves* Looking for friends in the Edmonton area ^^
I just moved to Edmonton in July from Ontario, and I'd just like to make some new friends : )
I just moved to Edmonton in July from Ontario, and I'd just like to make some new friends : )
obiwan9962
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is there a mass migration from ontario to edmonton i did not get the memo to?
two of my friends are moving there this weekend and another in feb
two of my friends are moving there this weekend and another in feb
Lady Reiha
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is there a mass migration from ontario to edmonton i did not get the memo to?
two of my friends are moving there this weekend and another in feb
Maybe?
I just got sick of Ontario, plus my boyfriend lives out here.
Stegral
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is there a mass migration from ontario to edmonton i did not get the memo to?
two of my friends are moving there this weekend and another in feb
not just Ontario... maritimes is losing tons of ppl too...
oops, my bad... hi from NS
obiwan9962
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to edmonton???not just Ontario... maritimes is losing tons of ppl too...
oops, my bad... hi from NS
*waves @ NS*
