Carolina Directory

[Desdemona]

Ice water sponge baths....

Are just my way of helping you boys embrace the winter experience. Personally, I think it would be therapeutic to cool some of you boys off before you explode! I know some of you fear the "shrinkage" principal, but I'm sure we could find some way to help you overcome that little problem.

SuthrnKit10: let me personally welcome you to the thread with a little . I do hope you'll come back and help us keep these bad boys in line.

PZ... I want you to know that I'm over here just shakin' in my shoes while thinking about your plans for payback. Give it your best shot big boy.....

LTR... I don't know about you or any of the rest here, but I'm at my best when I'm being bad.

I'm off to Charlotte for a girl's night out. Who knows what may happen before the night is over??? TGIF everyone! Have a wonderful weekend!

 

[Packerlvr]

Happy Weekend!!!

I wasn't sure I would make it, work has been crazy this week!

Yes Des, I have a 'special' belt just for 'special' occasions.... ask me more I will tell more.

Welcome SuthrnKit10, we welcome another warm lady around, some of the present ones can be cold and uncaring at times.... COLD BATHS... REALLY! and yes, shrinkage is a problem

Hope everyone has a wonderful weekend, tell someone you love them with an unexpected gift, you never know, you may get back more than you gave....

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[PaganZepher]

I think I'm begining to understand!

Now I know why we don't have more women on this thread! Des is taking them all to Charlotte! Shame on you Des! Have you never learned to share? You wait until we all show up at your door for "Payback Des time". I think Packerlvr and I will be first in line. Lets see (using football cliches) we will, "go long", "put the backfield in motion", "illegal use of hands", "encroach", penetrate the red zone", and (my personal favorite) "pound it into the endzone!" So there!



Greetings and happy weekend to all!

 

[snoozebutton]

Welcome to a fellow upstate south carolinian. Hope you enjoy yourself here we all do. Ok so i let the snoozebutton win one morning and all hell breaks loose hmmmm perfect for me hehehe. Hane a great weekend all.

 

[727]

Hello, Fellow Carolinians!
New here to the site and just found this Directory for the Carolinas. Just wanted to add my name on the list and announce myself. Hopefully to converse with some of you in the future. Have not looked at too many post here but on the first few pages I would have to agree with most there are more men here than women. Is this because the "Bible Belt" has made the women of the Carolinas more reserved?

 

[Desdemona]

I'm back from playing with the girls in Charlotte....

Welcome 727. Come hang out with us often. You know how us southern girls are.... reserved. We can't help it.

Packerlvr and PZ.... are you two boys trying to gang up on me?? Really! What did I ever do to deserve such treatment? Special belts and football cliches..... SB, they're pickin' on me! Make them stop, oh horned one!

LTR, I think I might need to borrow that stick you were talking about earlier.

Max.. I have a feeling you might just fit in with the other pervs that hang out here.

I think I'll just retire to my lair now and plot further mayhem to inflict on these SC fellas. Threaten me with payback and see what happens....

Happy weekend everybody!

 

[Packerlvr]

Is this because the "Bible Belt" has made the women of the Carolinas more reserved?

Carolina women reserved? For whom? I know both LTR and Des certainly aren't reserved . LOL

Welcome 727, stick around this thread tends to get interesting... sponge baths with ice water, leather belts, some really good friend, wild women and FOOTBALL!

Des, we would never gang up on you, unless of course that is the way you like it! You really should share your friends with us, gee you and LTR have all our attention, surely you both tire of so many guys fawning over you..... hmmm on second thought, I know why there isn't more ladies here.. snooze.. check the thread.. I am sure now that Des and LTR sent pm's to all the other ladies forbidding them from sticking around...

okay ladies, sb and I are on the way with football cliches, leather belts and smiles you are sure to get yours now.......
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[Desdemona]

Share my friends????

Packerlvr.... now honey, you know I'd be happy to share.... there's only one small glitch. These girls aren't very interested in boys

And look at what you did..... telling me that you'd never gang up and then enlisting SB in your nefarious plan. Next thing I know you'll want to sell me some desert property in Spartanburg!

I think I better watch you very closely.... very closely indeed!

Happy Saturday all. Enjoy your football and male bonding boys!

 

[PaganZepher]

Hello all!

Hi guys! Did anyone else lose their phone service last night? Mine was off and on most of the night. At first I thought Des had ferreted out my location and cut my phone lines. (I'm afraid I still use a phone modem.)

Welcome again to the new folks and I hope everyone is having a great weekend.

 

[PaganZepher]

oops I forgot!

Des I'd rather be doing female fondling than male bonding!

 

[lovetoread]

Hold on....

Did someone mention fondling? Hmm?


So anyone going out and having a really good time this eve?

and 's ya'll.

 

[PaganZepher]

fondling?

Oh yes ltr....fondling. The exploration with the hands that the lips will soon exploit!

Have a great weekend!

 

[lovetoread]

<Fanning myself>

Whew is it warm in here or just me?

All this talk about hands and tongues...oh my....

 

[PaganZepher]

Cooling ltr off.......

There, there ltr.... I know just how to cool you off. Just go in the living room with the kids and think of all you have to do this weekend before the kids go to school on Monday. Its enough to scare the hell out of this man. So it may do the trick and cool you off. But..... on the other hand I know a way to cool you down that is a *lot* more fun!

What is that growling sound???????

Enjoy the night!

 

[SuthrnKit10]

*Kit enters wearing black cowboy hat and boots, beer in hand*

Evenin' all!!

Des ... thanks for the can I put it anywhere I want? Good to meet some other Carolina women who aren't afraid to be sexy! And if we're having winter wet t-shirt contests count me in!

Pagan and Packer, please accept a few fondles of greeting You don't mind if I settle in here a bit, do you? Hmm ... look at that, no chairs left ... wonder where I should sit?

As to the reserved Carolina women question ... I'm not so sure, I think we just like to maintain our sweet southern dispositions when in public. In private ... well, that's another story altogether!!

 

[PaganZepher]

Wellllllllllllcome!

Suthrnkit10 I have a place for you to sit right here...(as he wipes his hand across his face and sticks out his tongue) .............. let me wipe it off for you!

I think we are going to enjoy you here.

 

[TigerClaw]

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[Desdemona]

Fondling? Did someone say fondling???

I think I must have missed the party! Kit honey, I can think of quite a few preferred places for me to put that , but I am very amenable to your suggestions.

PZ.... how come I get blamed for everything? I can think of a few much more entertaining ways to torment you...........

LTR, good to see you today. Hey Tiger, glad you could drop by!

Hope everybody is having a great weekend!

 

[thumper713]

just adding my 3 cents. single guy with 2 girlfriends here. Live in Myrtle beach Area. Anybody else near me. just email please.

 

[snoozebutton]

Well i see we now have three ladies to drool over. Kit i'm glad you came back it's good to see our group grow. Des the horny one can only protect you in his little grotto hehe. Nite all hope your weekend is great. And LTR don't think you've escaped unnoticed .

 

[PaganZepher]

The weekend is going fast.......ENJOY!

Good morning all! I hope you all enjoy the last day of the weekend.

Thumper you must be the *Man*! One guy with *two* girlfriends! My hats off to you guy. So far the guys on this thread have had the odds much the opposite. We have the very beautiful but untouchable and taken Ms Desdemona and Ms Lovetoread (beware the tiger). We also have the new and yet unknown lovely suthrnkit10 and Verybadgirl (both with status unknown). The rest of the gang seems to made up of some gentlemen that would love a one to one ratio, much less a two to one. Perhaps you will share? Your secret that is!

Des I still think you should let some of us go along to Charlotte if only to watch!

Have a great day y'all

 

[Packerlvr]

PZ, I believe you have hit upon a great idea!

Not a bad idea PZ, we could all just pile up and go to Charlotte with Des and her friends. Wouldn't put a damper on the situation, would just be along for the ride and education .

A lady in a hat.... omg *thump*thump* nothing in the world turns my head quicker than a lady wearing a hat... unless of course that is *all* she is wearing .

SuthrnKit10 welcome and feel free to slip over here and make yourself at home, holding out a Corona to share. -- PZ will be busy amending that growling for a bit, I am always up to making sure a lady is comfy.

Fondling ..... hmmmm very nice

Cooling someone off after starting them up with talk of fondling??? PZ, surely you wouldn't dare.. you must do like a true southern gentleman and finish the deed. Only time you stop is to give her time to catch her breath .

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[princess4u]

PZ ~

good morning ~

 

[Desdemona]

Education? Packerlvr.......

Somehow I get the idea that you boys don't need too much education! I don't know if you'd learn anything new from my friends and me.

PZ, honey, I'd want you to do more than watch....and you know it!

Kit... you're on your way to developing a following here.... come on back and help us tame this bunch.

So, SB..... you've got a grotto??

hmmmm I've got a lair, SB has a grotto, I'm assuming LTR and Tiger have a den..... what do the rest of you guys retreat to?

thumper713, welcome to the party. I see you've stirred up the natives with envy.

Everybody have a wonderful Sunday. Its beautiful out there. I'm hopeful for an early spring. The frogs are singing out by my pond.

 

[TigerClaw]

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