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awww geri

geri said:
and now Lit wants to give me a hard time. i could swear yesterday was Monday.

dont feel bad geri there is plenty to go around just cum here ad bend over<weg>

des.............just remember im bad enought to whip you but it wont hurt long im also nice enuff to rub it all better.

dawn...........if you dnt get one of des' cheeksyou can have either of mine you want, hell even both of them.


hope everyones nite goes well or day depending on when you read this


stunner
 
ohhhhh....dances up and down in indecision. should i or shouldn't i? if i give in and bend over for you i might get a whippin...hey! bonus!
 
hehehee

geri said:
ohhhhh....dances up and down in indecision. should i or shouldn't i? if i give in and bend over for you i might get a whippin...hey! bonus!




hehehe 2 for the price of one<weg>
 
Good Morning All.........

and after that delicious evening of attonement I did sleep ever so well. Its sort of like going to confession. Maybe we should suggest it to the Catholic church, what do you think? They could hire a few Master to establish proper regiments for parishoners who misbehave.

Oh the twisted mind of me.

Dawn
 
Ohhh spanking...hmmmm....

Ya'll are gonna get me in trouble with my Tiger.....just think,I may get a real spanking then! :p

Morning all.

I hope all is well. I didnt stay on the computer last night. I was watching buffy the vampire slayer and then having late night hot phone sex. :eek:

Oh how I love BellSouth! :D

Have a great day everyone!
 
Good morning all

Dawn, you're right. Attonement IS good for the soul! I slept ever so soundly after my spanking last night. :)

geri... Lit has been timing me out lately too. It really aggravates me. Oh well. You better watch out, Magister will come along and curb your enthusiasm again. ;) (oh yeah, I forgot, that was your point, wasn't it?)

stunner.... you are as bad as the rest of us. WEG

LTR.... I watched Buffy last night too. Next week's episode is gonna be hilarious, I think. <g> I never get to have late nite, hot phone sex.... some people have all the fun. Bummer.

PZ... wherever you are, I hope your hand isn't too sore from last night. ;)

Have a great day everybody!
 
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Desdemona said:
Dawn, you're right. Attonement IS good for the soul! I slept ever so soundly after my spanking last night. :)

geri... Lit has been timing me out lately too. It really aggravates me. Oh well. You better watch out, Magister will come along and curb your enthusiasm again. ;) (oh yeah, I forgot, that was your point, wasn't it?)

stunner.... you are as bad as the rest of us. WEG

LTR.... I watched Buffy last night too. Next week's episode is gonna be hilarious, I think. <g> I never get to have late nite, hot phone sex.... some people have all the fun. Bummer.

PZ... wherever you are, I hope your hand isn't too sore from last night. ;)

Have a great day everybody!


im tryin to learn des, im toldim a quick learne what you think?
and oh yeah, whisper me that number and we can fix that phone sex thing.<wefg>:devil:

dawn doll.................glad you slept well doll i know you needed it.
heres smili at ya.

geri.......................we missed ya hope ya enjoyed the buff show.



everyone else..................hope the day find you with smile on your face and a song in your heart, have a gret day!!!!


stunner
 
Good morning

In Melbourne, Fl. one of the radio stations paid money ($100-$500) for people to tell their most embarrassing stories. This one netted the winner $300.....

She said: I was due later that week for an appointment with the gynecologist when early one morning I received a call from his office. I had been re-scheduled for 9:30 AM that morning. I had just packed everyone off to work and school, and it was around 8:45 already. The trip to his office usually took about 35 minutes so I didn't have any time to spare. As most women do, I'm sure, I like to take a little extra effort over hygiene when making such visits, but this time I wasn't going to be able to make the full effort. So I rushed upstairs, threw off my dressing gown, wet the washcloth and gave myself a wash in "that area" in front of the sink, taking extra care to make sure that I was presentable. I threw the washcloth in the clothesbasket, donned some clothes, hopped in the car and raced to my appointment. I was in the waiting room only a few minutes when they called me in. Knowing the procedures, as I am sure you all do, I hopped up on the table, looked over at the other side of the room and pretended I was in Hawaii or some other place a million miles away from here. I was a little surprised when he said: "My...we have taken a little extra effort this morning, haven't we?", but I didn't respond. The appointment over, I heaved a sigh of relief and went home.

The rest of the day went normal, some shopping, cleaning and the evening meal, etc. At 8:30 that evening my 14 year old daughter was preparing to go to a school dance, when she called down from the bathroom, "Mom - where's my washcloth?" I called back for her to get another from the cabinet. She called back, "No I need the one that was here by the sink. It had all my glitter and sparkles in it."
 
Consider the case of the Illinois man who left the snow-filled streets of Chicago for a vacation in Florida. His wife was on a business trip and was planning to meet him there the next day. When he reached his hotel, he decided to send his wife a quick e-mail. Unable to find the scrap of paper on which he had written her e-mail address, he did his best to type it in from memory.

Unfortunately, he missed one letter, and his note was directed instead to an elderly preacher's wife, whose husband had passed away only the day before.

When the grieving widow checked her e-mail, she took one look at the monitor, let out a piercing scream, and fell to the floor in a dead faint. At the sound, her family rushed into the room and saw this note on the screen:

Dearest Wife,
Just got checked in.
Everything prepared for your arrival tomorrow.
Signed,
Your eternally loving husband.
PS. Sure is hot down here.
 
Roughneck..........

glad to see you on the sunny side of the call you had last night. Sure have been missing your wit. Pull out those books and let us have some more of it.

Have a good day and get some rest.

Dawn
 
Dawn what I miss is you, that sexy voice, that heart warming laugh. I couldn't keep my mind on my job last night because my mind was on you. By the way, if we have a dinner party, needs to be a good old fashion Southern Cookout.
 
A cookout?????

well let me think......hhhhmmmm......we need to have hot wings, ribs, what else do you think? I love to eat with my fingers, I just love messy food. The clean up part is the best when it is shared.

I've missed your voice too honey and those long talks. The pictures were wonderful by the way honey. You would know that the sunrise one would appeal to me. Have a good day darling and I'll talk with you tonight.

Dawn
 
Ahh Dawn, Sunrises are great to watch but it's when the sun sets that all the fun begins. Oh by the way how the hell did I end up with your bra??? LOL

Well, all I can say about the cookout is that I want to run the grill. Also I will need a Beer Wench to fetch me my drinks while I'm cooking.
 
Ok, heres some funny pics to put a smile on everybodys face
 

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Roughneck said:
Ahh Dawn, Sunrises are great to watch but it's when the sun sets that all the fun begins. Oh by the way how the hell did I end up with your bra??? LOL

Well, all I can say about the cookout is that I want to run the grill. Also I will need a Beer Wench to fetch me my drinks while I'm cooking.

Honey, is it the pink one with the white lace? I was looking for it this morning. Bring it back please, its my favorite. I'll leave the gate open for you.

I suppose I could volunteer to be your beer wench but .....it'll cost you and you know how you have to pay. Are you prepared for that?

Dawn
 
Ok, new credit card out there, but its a Male only card.
 

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No Dawn, its that white lace Bra, with the cut outs around the nipples. Also found some silk stockings, but I think I took those so you had something to tie me up with when ya came over.

Now in regards to payment, I belive If you bring me my beer, I give you a nice slap on the ass in return. If Im wrong about this please correct me, LOL
 
New Condoms

Enjoy


PS, Im taking the board hostage, and forceing ya all to look at funny pictures in hopes of makeing your sides hurt and wetting your pants.
 

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Well okay......

you can keep that one, its special for you anyway. As for the stockings well, thats a good and justifiable use for those, I have more at the house. Its good to have them both places. Don't you love the new bed?

A slap on the ass is a good start but its only a start. According to how often I am off to fetch for you, the price may rise, or is that something else that may rise? Hhhhmm, let me think.....do I get to wear my undies this time? That could have an impact on things.

Dawn
 
Chinese Food

This is for all the people who really love Chinese food.
 

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Well, if your going to wear undies then it has to be that pair of crotchless panties. I was wonder, since your my beer wench then do I get to put a coller on ya?? Also I was thinking Des could be your helper, never can tell when ya might need an extra ass to spank.
 
South Carolina Costguard

Ya all tired of the pics yet, to bad because Im on a roll, LOL
 

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Now we talked about that remember....

its going to take a while before I locate the patience to be able to adequately function inside a collar and heaven forbid put a leash on me. I'd have a hold on it and there would be a never ending litany of "Are we going somewhere?" "Are we going today?" "Whats the hold up?" "Today please" I can see it now.

If I have to wear the crotchless ones I would just as soon do without. Its lots more comfy and then you would have full access to the jewelry since I know how much you like to toy with it.

Dawn
 
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