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A man and a women were married for 40 years. When they first got married the man said "I am putting a box under the bed. You must promise never to look in it". In all their 40 years of marriage the woman never looked.
However on the afternoon of their 40th anniversary curiosity got the best of her and she lifted the lid and peeked inside. In the box were 3 empty beer cans and $1874.25 in small bills. She closed the box and put it back under the bed. Now that she knew what was in the box, she was doubly curious as to why.
That evening they were out for a special dinner at their favorite restaurant. After dinner the woman could no longer contain her curiosity and she confessed, saying: "I am so sorry. For all these years I kept my promise and never looked. However today the temptation was too much and I gave in. But now I need to know why do you keep the cans in the box?"
The man thought for a while and said: "I guess after all these wonderful years you deserve to know the truth: "Whenever I was unfaithful to you I put an empty beer can in the box under the bed to remind myself not to do it again."
The woman was shocked, but said: "I am very disappointed and saddened but I guess after all those years away from home on the road, temptation does happen and I guess that 3 times is not that bad considering the number of years involved.
They hugged and made their peace. A little while later the woman asked the man: "Why do you have all That money in the box?" To which the man answered:
"Whenever the box filled with empties, I cashed them in."
However on the afternoon of their 40th anniversary curiosity got the best of her and she lifted the lid and peeked inside. In the box were 3 empty beer cans and $1874.25 in small bills. She closed the box and put it back under the bed. Now that she knew what was in the box, she was doubly curious as to why.
That evening they were out for a special dinner at their favorite restaurant. After dinner the woman could no longer contain her curiosity and she confessed, saying: "I am so sorry. For all these years I kept my promise and never looked. However today the temptation was too much and I gave in. But now I need to know why do you keep the cans in the box?"
The man thought for a while and said: "I guess after all these wonderful years you deserve to know the truth: "Whenever I was unfaithful to you I put an empty beer can in the box under the bed to remind myself not to do it again."
The woman was shocked, but said: "I am very disappointed and saddened but I guess after all those years away from home on the road, temptation does happen and I guess that 3 times is not that bad considering the number of years involved.
They hugged and made their peace. A little while later the woman asked the man: "Why do you have all That money in the box?" To which the man answered:
"Whenever the box filled with empties, I cashed them in."
Roughneck
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Terms of endearment
A guy was invited to some old friends' home for dinner.
His buddy preceded every request to his wife by endearing terms, calling her Honey, My Love, Darling, Sweetheart, Pumpkin, etc.
He was impressed since the couple had been married almost 70 years, and while the wife was off in the kitchen he said to his buddy:
"I think it's wonderful that after all the years you've been married, you still call your wife those pet names."
His buddy hung his head. "To tell you the truth," he said, "I forgot her name about ten years ago."
A guy was invited to some old friends' home for dinner.
His buddy preceded every request to his wife by endearing terms, calling her Honey, My Love, Darling, Sweetheart, Pumpkin, etc.
He was impressed since the couple had been married almost 70 years, and while the wife was off in the kitchen he said to his buddy:
"I think it's wonderful that after all the years you've been married, you still call your wife those pet names."
His buddy hung his head. "To tell you the truth," he said, "I forgot her name about ten years ago."
kiwiwolf
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Re: Birthday Bash
I wish... the tatts are doing well. The link below should take you to a pic of yesterdays tattoo... it covers the bulk of my right forearm and still needs about 2 hrs work. I plan to have my entire right arm finished by July. My tattoo god plans on entering me in the nationals then.
You'll have to send me pics of the birthday celebrations... uncensored of course... lol
http://www.literotica.com/forum/attachment.php?s=&postid=1305993
Desdemona said:
I wish... the tatts are doing well. The link below should take you to a pic of yesterdays tattoo... it covers the bulk of my right forearm and still needs about 2 hrs work. I plan to have my entire right arm finished by July. My tattoo god plans on entering me in the nationals then.
You'll have to send me pics of the birthday celebrations... uncensored of course... lol
http://www.literotica.com/forum/attachment.php?s=&postid=1305993
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Georgia Girl
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Well yippee....
thats the new one on your arm, we want to see some ass. Come on Kiwi....show us some ass, Taz is there, we've heard about it.
Then get your tattooed ass over to the airport and prepare to come celebrate with us. You need to learn about southern hospitality.
Artful......its hard to answer the door when you are tied to the bed.
Everyone have a good day.
Dawn
thats the new one on your arm, we want to see some ass. Come on Kiwi....show us some ass, Taz is there, we've heard about it.
Then get your tattooed ass over to the airport and prepare to come celebrate with us. You need to learn about southern hospitality.
Artful......its hard to answer the door when you are tied to the bed.
Everyone have a good day.
Dawn
kiwiwolf
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Re: Well yippee....
Morning gorgeous... Taz would love to come out to play but unfortunately he is camera shy... I had a pic taken but it didn't come out right. I'll remedy that this week...
If i ws a rich man I would be there... with bells on, but as it is I am so poor I can't even pay attention...
Anyway you have a great day kitten and I'll catch you later...
Georgia Girl said:
Morning gorgeous... Taz would love to come out to play but unfortunately he is camera shy... I had a pic taken but it didn't come out right. I'll remedy that this week...
If i ws a rich man I would be there... with bells on, but as it is I am so poor I can't even pay attention...
Anyway you have a great day kitten and I'll catch you later...
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Oh good grief....
ya'll pick your feet up, the poo poo is getting deep.
Kiwi hon, have you decided to forgoe sleep tonight? You need your rest. I would hate for you to get so tired you can't enjoy yourself.
Roughneck....good morning and good to see you around, thanks for the humor, say hello sometime.
Dawn
ya'll pick your feet up, the poo poo is getting deep.
Kiwi hon, have you decided to forgoe sleep tonight? You need your rest. I would hate for you to get so tired you can't enjoy yourself.
Roughneck....good morning and good to see you around, thanks for the humor, say hello sometime.
Dawn
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Goodnight......
can I have some ice for my hiney, it sure is hot now and it seems to be glowing red, similar to a coal which has just popped from the fire.
What did I do this time to deserve this spanking, I keep telling ya'll I'm a pure, innocent, kinky frigid prude.
Anytime an impure thought crosses the virgin expanses of my brain I immediately begin to prespire just to drive the thoughts from my brain. Now that I think about it, maybe those thoughts are so hot they make me prespire. Considering that doesn't it make you wonder what has been going on in my head!
Dawn
can I have some ice for my hiney, it sure is hot now and it seems to be glowing red, similar to a coal which has just popped from the fire.
What did I do this time to deserve this spanking, I keep telling ya'll I'm a pure, innocent, kinky frigid prude.
Anytime an impure thought crosses the virgin expanses of my brain I immediately begin to prespire just to drive the thoughts from my brain. Now that I think about it, maybe those thoughts are so hot they make me prespire. Considering that doesn't it make you wonder what has been going on in my head!
Dawn
PaganZepher
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Good morning!
Hello to all and TGIF!
GO TERPS!
Hello to all and TGIF!
GO TERPS!
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PaganZepher
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artful
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Re: Good morning on this Friday...
Geri,...don't push yourself too hard,...take it easy today and rest through the weekend.Take care and drink those juices,...I mean you know,the fruit kind,...no wait,...that didn't sound the way I intended,...I meant drink lots of fluids,...no wait,...that came out wrong too Damn it!
Well hell,...you know what I mean!
geri said:
Geri,...don't push yourself too hard,...take it easy today and rest through the weekend.Take care and drink those juices,...I mean you know,the fruit kind,...no wait,...that didn't sound the way I intended,...I meant drink lots of fluids,...no wait,...that came out wrong too Damn it!
Well hell,...you know what I mean!
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Re: Re: Good morning on this Friday...
LOL
thanks artful. i am sure Magister will help make sure i drink plenty of juices....of all kinds.
artful said:
Geri,...don't push yourself too hard,...take it easy today and rest through the weekend.Take care and drink those juices,...I mean you know,the fruit kind,...no wait,...that didn't sound the way I intended,...I meant drink lots of fluids,...no wait,...that came out wrong too Damn it!
Well hell,...you know what I mean!
LOL
thanks artful. i am sure Magister will help make sure i drink plenty of juices....of all kinds.
PaganZepher
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I wish all a great weekend!
Hello all and best wishes for a good weekend. I'll probably be watching hoops and cheering the ACC teams on to victory. Of course the loudest cheers will be for the Maryland Terps!
Des the question is................ Do you know what I like?
Hello all and best wishes for a good weekend. I'll probably be watching hoops and cheering the ACC teams on to victory. Of course the loudest cheers will be for the Maryland Terps!
Des the question is................ Do you know what I like?
Desdemona
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Re: I wish all a great weekend!
As a matter of fact, I have a few ideas about that.
PaganZepher said:Hello all and best wishes for a good weekend. I'll probably be watching hoops and cheering the ACC teams on to victory. Of course the loudest cheers will be for the Maryland Terps!
Des the question is................ Do you know what I like?
As a matter of fact, I have a few ideas about that.
PaganZepher
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Des could that be abstinence? Oh the pious life of a monk for me!
That is, as I worship at the big trinity.
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Good evening all
Hello Des - Looks like a great weekend
PZ - I am sorry but this is Duke's year again
Dawn - Waiting for you dear...
Hello Des - Looks like a great weekend
PZ - I am sorry but this is Duke's year again
Dawn - Waiting for you dear...
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