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Desdemona said:


Are you getting ready to take up selling beach front property in the desert?:p

No maam! A southern gentleman would never cheat another southerner...just yankees! I'll admit, I would take a little peek before I turned my head in gentlemanly fashion.



:D
 
Speaking of Beach Front property. Anyone game for a weekend at Myrtle Beach this summer. I'll provide the Condo complete with hot tub. :)
 
WAAAAHOOOOOO!

Undoubtedly the worst game I have ever seen Maryland play! But I love the result! University of Maryland National Men's Basketball Champions, what a lovely phrase!

Des if you "accidently" allowed me a glimpse I don't care what your eyes said. Because I would never see them! If you think for one second that I could tear my gaze away from what you revealed your crazy! (slurp!) (drool!) (adjusts bulge in pants)

:p

I hope everyone has a great day!
 
PZ...... oh my! Something is swollen here. Perhaps you should let me take a look at it. It might need a little nursing care.
 
Desdemona said:
PZ...... oh my! Something is swollen here. Perhaps you should let me take a look at it. It might need a little nursing care.


I think "NURSING" care is just what it needs! Oh my! Manual stimulation just doesn't do the trick. I think warm moist suction is the remedy I prefer!
 
Promisess, promises! :p :p :p

You will probably lull me into a false sense of security and then attack me with the icey sponge bath! I think it has something to do with your devious mean streak!:eek:
 
PZ....:eek:
I think I resemble that remark.:p :kiss:

But, I promise that if you succomb to the icy sponge bath, I'd warm you up later.
 
Hi Ya'll....

it looks like a lot of you guys post during the day...thats way cool...gives me something new to look at when i get home from work......

why would anyone want to come to myrtle beach this summer....traffic SUCKS...all the road const. going on.i hate it....i want a machine gun mounted to the top of my truck(yes, like all true southern gentlemen i drive a truck) so i can take out all the non drivers on the road....

woops little bit of road rage left over from the drive home:D :D :D
i just wanted to post and say hi to all yall....like this place...people seem awful nice....;)
 
Good evening everyone.

Yes Des I did have a good day, hung out with the little guy, rode the 4 wheeler some more, did all that cool mom stuff I've missed out on, followed by a little league ballgame and pizza with the family for dinner.

What about you?

Dawn
 
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I've lost it *sniff, sniff* *weg* :p I wanna celebrate...any ideas???send them my way...the less clothes the better ;-)

sleep cause I live in the tourist trap that is myrtle beach and it's SPRING BREAK for everyone else but me ( or so it seems)
 
BUMP

SCBT.... I wish I did have some ideas of how to celebrate. Maybe you need to find one of those guys who lives near Myrtle Beach. I bet they would have an idea or 2. ;)

Dawn... I had a pretty good day dear.

Hi PZ..... 8 more posts and you'll be a guru! Seems like just yesterday that you and I were inexperienced virgins.:p
 
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Good morning everybody!

I hope you all have a wonderful spring day. I'm going back to work today. Can't be a lady of leisure forever.
 
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Desdemona said:
I hope you all have a wonderful spring day. I'm going back to work today. Can't be a lady of leisure forever.

Good morning everyone. Des, sorry you have to rejoin the world of the working but all good thing must end sometime.

Hope everyone has a great day.

:)
 
PZ a guru i know i have to pick up posting now i feel like the old woman driving 35 in a 60 m.p.h. zone lol. Des i hope your day at work isn't too stressful. Dawn i hope you and the little guy have a fun and exciting day . Like the birds the start of a new day gets me chirping.
 
Hah!

Thought I was in a hermitage, did ya! Well, I'm not! (It just feels that way. :( )

I don't give a damn about this stupid, evil Haskell programming language!!! Arrrggghhh!!! WHY couldn't I have majored in underwater basket weaving???

There, all better now. This explosion of frustration brought to you by the letters U, N, and C, and the number 69.

I trust everyone is feeling appropriately frisky, per the season?

I'm still around, friends and neighbors, even though you won't see so verra much of me for the rest of the month. So, you'll never quite know if you can get away with something or not, ladies... *weg* PZ is quite capable of PMing me, and I always read those as soon as I get the notification email.

/em hugs and snuggles all 'round, everyone!

See y'all later
 
Happy "HUMP" day to all!

I still think if this is "hump" day there ought to be a law that says we get laid today!

Magister sir, rest assured should geri recover too well and become frisky with delicious Des and GG, a PM will be on its way to you! I will try to restrain them until help arrives. Magister it is good to have you back on here. I hope geri is feeling better.

SCBT I can't believe you lost your virginity and didn't have a party! What is the younger generation coming to? Damn when I lost mine I had a smile on my face that wouldn't leave for three days!

Des I am glad you are feeling better! I have some special exercises that I can assist you with to ease that soreness! As far as "guru" goes, I would have made it a month ago if RL would stay out of my way! Des I'm not too sure how accurate this post counter thing is. I think you need to test me as an unbiased party to insure I am no longer a "virgin" In fact I think you need to give me a whole series of exams to make sure! Ummmmm!

luvjoy I too drive a country cadilac (pickup truck). The main reason I drive it is to look down at all the exposure lady drivers display as they drive down the road. Whether on purpose or accidentally, they put on a great show! (SCBT>>>hint!)

Dawn, ravenstorm, tn8tiv, SB, y'all have a great day!
 
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PaganZepher said:
I still think if this is "hump" day there ought to be a law that says we get laid today!

Dawn, ravenstorm, tn8tiv, SB, y'all have a great day!

Thanks PZ. You too. I agree, if this is "hump" or "humping" day, let's all get laid.

Haven't seen Dawn around all day. Hope she's alright.

Yall come back now, yahear:)
 
*BUMP*

What began as a nice sunny day has suddenly turned cold and ugly here in the mountains. I need a nice fire and someone to snuggle up with.

Where's everyone today?
 
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