cartoon brawl

[Shotokan07]

Johny Bravo

Uh...what are you then? *Picking up one of the Smurph's white hat.* Are these edible? They look like marshmellows.


OoC: I honestly forgot everyone's name in Smurph. What was that sleepy and angry Smurphs' names?

 

[Broccoli]

ooc: I don't know most of their names either. Just wanted to kill a couple of them tonight. But the angry one's Grumpy Smurf. I'm not sure about the sleepy one. Maybe just Sleepy Smurf? *shrugs*

*Smurfette glares at the rabbit*

You!

*She shoots again*

 

[nomad]

walks out of the fridge slaps surfette "you know of course this means war" glares

 

[Broccoli]

*Smurfette shrugs* Bring it on, Bunny Boy!

ooc: See, I always figured she had to be a bitch under that happy facade she put on for the show. Now her true colors are coming out...

 

[hybirdx]

walking out with two bunny babes bugs slaps bowie,oddler, and kiwi and says "shadd up, the guests are getting riled "

All three gives him a deadly stare then hudles and whispers "No! frie him!"

"BAKE!"

"I'm the leader and say we roast him with saki!"

"who said you were the leader?"

"YEAH!?"

"I did now shut up and heres the plan!"

 

[nomad]

brings out his cell phone "ya gots it toots" dials and within seconds lawyers are lining up ready to take the smurfs to court

ooc did i mention the lawyers are rabid?

 

[Broccoli]

*Cartman steps up behind Oddler and the others in time to hear the last part of their argument* I don't care how you cook him, but do it fast! A'm hungry!

 

[nomad]

sneaking over to the huddled group out of boredom he leans in and mutters eh is that so, oh yeah good idea. then jumps in a previously unseen rabbit hole

 

[Broccoli]

*The Smurfs, thinking quickly, fill in the rabbit hole, then cover the entire floor with a thick layer of really-quick-drying cement*

 

[nomad]

and are iust as quickly hauled out of the arena put in smurf jail for tax evasion not paying the rent, and three counts of copyright infringment. oh yeah and being annoying

 

[Broccoli]

*Cartman taps the dragon* Why don't you just stomp on the rabbit if he ever comes back up and we can have Flatened Bunny Pancake Surprise?

 

[nomad]

walking out of the fridge in drag he motions to bravo, oddler and kiwi " yoo hoo boys over here"


ooc yeah i dont know how he does it either.

 

[nomad]

ooc well i gotta shower shower soon so adios

 

[Nemsis]

Goku- ahh where did all those little blue marshmellows come from

 

[Broccoli]

*With the Smurfs currently in jail, Cartman looks for someone new to throw the rest of his beans at. He spots Johny, an easy target, what with his hair and all, and chucks the beans at him, laughing*

 

[hybirdx]

Kiwi and Oddler turn their heads away from Bugs "Bah!"

Bowie sees Cartman being a ass again, so he slowly walks up behind him and said "Guess who shrimp?!"

 

[Broccoli]

*Cartman drops the beans and spins around* Shrimp?! Where? I loooove shrimp!

 

[hybirdx]

Bowie cracked his knuckles "sorry, out of shrimp today. But we have an special on knuckle fist sandwhich today!"

 

[Broccoli]

*Cartman sniffs the air, then shakes his head* No thanks. It smells like pig's knuckles. I don't like pig's knuckles. *He goes back to throwing beans at Johny*

 

[hybirdx]

Bowie had had enough of it as he waloped cartman upside the head

 

[Broccoli]

Ouch! Damnit! *Cartman scowls* I said I didn't want the sandwhich!

 

[hybirdx]

''Well how about a sword on a stick!" Bowie shows his sword, about ready to cut cartman in half

 

[Broccoli]

*From off in the distance, Kyle yells* Nooo!! *Kyle comes running in and slams into Bowie* I can't believe I'm going to say this, but don't kill Cartman. If you kill him, we won't have any fat asses to make fun of!

 

[hybirdx]

Bowie got up and brushed himself off, he then thought about it for a second, and snaped his fingers in displeasure. "Damn! you have a point...."

 

[Broccoli]

No, dude. You have the point. *Kyle points to the sword* But, you know, you could still smack him around for a while. *He shrugs* That wouldn't hurt anything.

*Cartman glares at Kyle* It'd hurt me!

No it wouldn't, dude. All your fat would just absorb the blows.

*Cartman's face gets red* Don't call me fat, damnit!