cartoon brawl

A general with over-sized sunglasses stands upon a hill, chewing on a weed. He is actually having a shut eye, he's been working too hard.

On the opposite of the mountain... comes up another general, also wearing an over-sized sunglasses. This one also taking a shut eye, because he is lazy.

From both sides, consecutively, appear the queens of the generals. Both, smacks the generals.

They alert themselves instantly and commands "Halt" in the their squeaky, muzzy voices.

An army of ants merges from the first general's side, while an army of flies appear from the second general's.

Waiting...

Then they both, simultaneously commands, "Ready?!" When from both sides a size quadruples the size of the insects merges, covered with insects respectively.

Then, they both command, "Aim!"

A long pause, as a dust ball travel across the open field.

"FIRE!"

From both sides... after the command... is certain.

...it is a food fight to the death!
 
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