Casting Call: The Search For The Holy Grail

Khadgar said:
oh oh, i want to be the rabbit! thats so me. lol unless that been called by you crysede?
Nope, the bunny's all yours Khadgar, enjoy! Oh, and Lady Violet wants to be the Knights that say NI (she couldn't post tonight), and she sends the warning that it might not be shrubbery they're after this time!

Oh, and Magister, love the av!!!
 
ahhh okay. this is most excelent. and we have another couple players. good. maybe we should start picking out roles?

wheu, last one lol i'm swamped, i had something like 16 emails about posts LOL
 
OK, I'm Sir Robin (Elton John may be making a cameo as my new faithful minstrel), and some nuns, a few peasants perhaps, maybe a monk or a priest, oh, and a rude French Knight - I think you wanted to be one of them too, didn't you Khadgar? Well, there's always room for more rude French Knights.:D

And Lady V is the Knights that say NI.
 
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yep. i'll be Tim, the Rabbit, a Rude French Night, how about a soldier in Camelot. got to have the silly camelot right? OH! i'll also he the opressed farmer lol we seem to be lack knights. i think it was called, but if not i'll take black knight. and mayube someone else if these are all the players
 
Well let me pick my Chars then as well. I want to be Sir Lard Arse(Ass), A knight obsessed with eating and shitting. Just picture Fat Bastard from Austin powers in armor. Also want to be Percy, the loyal, coconut pounding squire. As well as a drag queen at the castle Anthrax, I think a certain knight might like that. Also if need be, fill in for any other minor rolls.
 
Right. That does it!

Seeing as how we are short on cheesy k-nig-its, I'll take the roles of King Arthur, Sir Lancelot (that was John Cleese's extremely dim berserker knight, who invaded Swamp Castle, right?), and Brother Maynard, keeper of the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch!
 
no date set yet. i may be the GM here, but if you don't like it you'll go, so it's pretty much a democracy. when we want to start, we'll start. so put your two cents in.
 
To Camelot!

On second thought, let's not... it is a silly place.

In any case, the divers alarum producing Knights of the Table Round stand, sit, recline, and are otherwise ready.

Patsy?!! Patsy?!! Ready my horse!
 
.... oookay, i take it that means your ready to go.

alright. lets hear from the lest of them and we'll kick this party off
 
I'm ready to go, not to Camelot though, I have to agree with Magister on that point: I've heard that in Camelot they eat ham and jam and spam a lot.
 
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Nope. Camelot is right out. Personally, I'm headed for Castle Aargh. All those poor, naughty virgins between the ages of 18 and 25, needing spankings? A quest! A quest!
 
hmmm Curiously Mentally Instable Tim and a castle full of virgins with a couple knights? well well. this could be interesting indeed
 
Castle Anthrax sounds good to me, will everyone be going there? Or will we have separate quests? I'll play the naughty identical twin virgins Zoot and Dingo, and the sundry varletesses (unless someone else wants to play some of them). I think the virgins will be quite a handful, so I won't introduce Sir Robin until after they've been sternly dealt with.;)
 
If were going to castle Anthrax, then I want to play one of the virgins, but this virgin would have a little twist, It would be a drag queen. Also I had an idea for a char that could be a knight or a squire. Everyone has seen the movie Rain Man, with Tom Curise and Dustin Hoffman. Well the Char I was thinking would be like the one Dustin played, Raymond. Just think about it, there at castle Anthrax and raymond say "Uhooooo, Virgins. . . not good, defiantly not good, V I R G I N, V I R G I N, oh nooo erection. " I think it would be fuuny, just a thought
 
hmmm seeing as how this is going, this may end up in the srp if thats the way it goes.

and you, yoou be careful with that drag queen guy lol. raymond sounds like a good idea.
 
*wicked evil grins*

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Bring out the Holy Hand Grenade, and let's get going!
 
hey everyone the thread has started!!! WHere is everyone????
 
"aye! they say he can shoot fire from his eyes and lightning bolts out of his ass!" - scotish monkey adressing William Wallace Monkey
 
:eek: They left me home alone!!!

:rolleyes: Man see what happens when no one posts and we're left to our own devices. :)
 
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