Casting Call: The Search For The Holy Grail

[crysede]

This is my 900th post!!!

WooHoo!!!! Almost congratulations on your almost 1000th post man!

 

[Khadgar]

ah ha! make sure you keep them well crysede *smirks* wouldn't want them doing something bad now would you?

 

[PmTick]

It's a shame, Magister's thread was really interesting but like everything else here it ran out of gas.

 

[Zircon]

Big BUMP

This is for Crys, who made me laugh...And bugger and HUGE Middle Finger to all those who think this is dead...Muahahaha...Monty Phyton is never dead...

OOC Revived...Looking for interest to start a NEW Main Storyline Thread.

Z

 

[PmTick]

I'd be interested but it's up to Khad man

 

[Lauren Hynde]

You're interested, Zirc's interested, Crys is interested, Khad's interested, I'm interested, hell, we're all interested!

 

[Khadgar]

heh heh heh lets go right ahead. the main thread for this was kind of nowhere anyway. how do you want to start it?

 

[Lauren Hynde]

Huh

I need to see the movie again. But there's 5 players right now, that means approx. 358.4 characters in toto. My share would be...

358.4 : 5 = Pi x 22.81 characters.

I don't know what happened to that ghost chick that never showed up, but unless she does now, I want to play the whole set of Knights Who Say Ni, as well as the whole set of Knights Who Say Ecky-ecky-ecky-ecky-pikang-zoom-boing-mumble-mumble! And I want to play God! And maybe the Keeper of the Bridge Of Death!

But I need time to think of a main character. In the mean time, why don't we all repost Character Bios, just so that they're all together and everybody knows who's playing what?

 

[Khadgar]

LOL we'll be altering the story some. so yeah, you WONT be playing 22 charechters. unless you want to of course.

 

[PmTick]

Ok here's an idea for a knight i'm kicking around:

Sir Eric Come Again

Sir Eric, though a noble knight, was cursed with a tounge which is too big for his mouth. This poses a problem to all who speak to Sir Eric because he tends to mumble incessintly. He tries to carry around a scroll with him to write down his words but he often forgets it and has horrible hand writing.

alright here's my old character.

 

[Zircon]

ME ME...

*Hic* I want to be Sir 'I'm Not Drunk, The Floor is Moving'..*Hic*

Will think up of a suitable character soon...

Z

 

[crysede]

Big BUMP

This is for Crys, who made me laugh..

You know, I'm just so funny, and sexy, and clever; you pathetic losers are just lucky someone so god damn cool is willing to hangout with you and bring some meaning to your sad little lives!

I'd like to play a bunch of supporting roles like random peasants, perhaps the odd monks (the normal monk is so boring), mayhap a rude french knights... basically I want to jump into the thread whenever I want, and post as who ever I want, saying what ever I want Also, depending on how many main characters we wind up with I may (or may not) play Sir Robin and his minstrel Elton John.

And Lauren, the Knights of Ni are yours if Khady agrees babe, Lady Violet doesn't have time for lit anymore.

 

[Khadgar]

i'll also take up small roles, but if you want you can have the knights of ni. no prob.


the one charechter i want for sure is Tim. that guy was crazy!

"who are you?!"

*arches his eyes and a bit of dirt falls off his face* "my name..... *shows his teeth* is...... Tim!"

 

[Lauren Hynde]

Those bastards at Blockbuster didn't let me in! It closed at 23h00 and I arrived there at 23h02!!! That means no Holy Grail tonight!

Crys, by all means I beg you, please take Sir Robin the Not-quite-so-brave-as-Sir-Launcelot who had nearly fought the Dragon of Angnor,who had nearly stood up to the viscious Chicken of Bristol and who had personally wet himself at the Battle of Badon Hill. I couldn't imagine the Quest going on without him.

From what I remember, the original cast of characters also included King Arthur, Sir Bedevere, Sir Launcelot the Brave, Sir Galahad the Pure and the aptly named Sir Not-appearing-in-this-film, any takers?

I think that we need to have at least one Arthur on board, it's a pretty important character...

I had a crazy idea just now. In addition to the Knights of Ni and GOD, I want to play Don Quixote de la Mancha and his loyal but not so bright squire Sancho Panza. I figure they made the wrong turn at Albuquerque and ended up in medieval England. Does that make sense? Was it supposed to? Let me know. If you don't think that's silly enough I can have them both slip into some green tights and call their band of Mary-man to help them.

Or I can just pick one of the original characters, if you want to, I don't mind.

Either way, I want to reserve myself the right to [plagiarizing=Crys]jump into the thread whenever I want, and post as who ever I want, saying what ever I want[/plagiarizing]. And I do mean WHO EVER I WANT! (except your characters, of course)

 

[Khadgar]

Don Quixote rules! go.... whassis name.... John Lithgow!

 

[Khadgar]

post chars, whatever, say you're all ready, and i'll put up the main thread.

 

[crysede]

I'm ready to go! I'm going to ask Paendragon if he wants to play king Arthur, I know he'd love to normally, but don't know about in this sort of thread lol

 

[Lauren Hynde]

I still haven't seen the friggin' thing again, but I'm ready to go too. It will all come back to me quickly.

Any ideas on where to begin? Are we starting the same way as in the film, further ahead, in an alternative universe, what?

 

[Lady_J]

Fun fun!

I wanna be:

the killer bunny! With big nasty pointy teeth!
The bishop, thou must pullest the pin and countest to three!
and:

Sir Poofter, a knight who wears women's underwear and wants to sit on your face and tell you that he loves you!

 

[Khadgar]

nice. well, i'll put it up anyway. i donno where we should start. probably with god saying to go get the grail LOL

 

[Lauren Hynde]

BUMP!

Come on, people! Don't we have an Arthur yet?


(And has anyone heard anything about Crys? Is this normal? --- I'm getting worried... )

 

[Khadgar]

i haven't heard anything from her, but wasn't someone going to bring a guy in who'd play Arthur?

 

[Arc da Rat]

I think that was Crysede ... she was gonna ask Paendragon ...

 

[Khadgar]

aha, so now we just have to go get paendragon

 

[Lauren Hynde]

Good, because GOD has called for him, and GOD is never wrong. Well... except with that UPS messenger service... and the whole creation of the universe thing, that wasn't a very good move...