CCG’s Cave of Confessions

[MindYaBitness]

A lot of these are sounding like the synopsis of a bunch of letters to Penthouse.

Mine wasn't, thank you very much. It was pretty tame when compared to what's here. Vote for me, I wank in private!

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[Tallulah82]

Try a smaller goal like using spices in your beige food . You spent all this effort to conquer the world for the spice trade but use none of it.

Oooh burn.

But not tongue spicy burn, obvs.

(Note: I'm British too and I resent the bland accusation. And I was about to send you tit pics. *sigh*)

 

[SWR101]

Mine wasn't, thank you very much. It was pretty tame when compared to what's here. Vote for me, I want in private!

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[UnquietDreams]

Oooh burn.

But not tongue spicy burn, obvs.

(Note: I'm British too and I resent the bland accusation. And I was about to send you tit pics. *sigh*)

Your native cuisine is delicious and my DMs are open.

Or if you wanted to sing...

 

[Grant55]

Oh .. I guess I should have checked my inbox.


“For some reason, I find @Mr_bogey sexy”

I prefer Bacall.

 

[Qky75]

Oooh burn.

But not tongue spicy burn, obvs.

(Note: I'm British too and I resent the bland accusation. And I was about to send you tit pics. *sigh*)

Oh talulalalalalala (puts ice on his tongue spasm) lalalies don't become us darlililing

 

[Grant55]

Mine wasn't, thank you very much. It was pretty tame when compared to what's here. Vote for me, I wank in private!

*this message was paid for by the Committee to elect MindYaBitness for WotY

Damn...you're really trying hard to win.

 

[crazychemgirl]

“Years ago I worked with an attractive woman who was often the subject of my sexual fantasies. One day I masturbated in her office and came on her desk. “

 

[crazychemgirl]

“I was in court mandated therapy in my early 20s. The program I was in was group therapy. In this particular instance, we were doing this weekend retreat. At the time, my then gf was in the same program. A question came up about why I spoke differently than other people to this one super attractive woman who was maybe 10 years older than me. I thought about it and blurted out that I want to have sex with her. My gf was crushed. Started crying. I was surprised I'd said it and didn't feel bad about it either. Later that evening, the object of my desire came on to me. I was so dense I didn't even recognize it until way later. It wasn't the last time she hit on me either. I was fairly clueless about flirting and dating then. Wish I had been able to read all that better. I never did seal the deal with her“

 

[Qky75]

“Years ago I worked with an attractive woman who was often the subject of my sexual fantasies. One day I masturbated in her office and came on her desk. “

And HR said when they confronted you with the CCTV footage ____?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

It’s not like I started with a generally HIGH opinion of my fellow litsters…and yet….

 

[crazychemgirl]

“Back in college my mate Dave had a fuck buddy called Melissa who was actually a bit more into him than he was with her.
One day, down in the cellar bar, after a few drinks, I went for a piss and she followed me into the toilets and started kissing me and grabbing my dick and forcing herself upon me.
I was young and horny so I went along mainly because I wanted to grope her massive tits.
After a while the barmaid came and booted us out of the toilets so we went and joined our mates in the back corner of the bar under an archway where we continued to get it on in front of everyone. She wanked me off inside my trousers and I got four fingers inside her wet pussy.
The only thing I really remember is Dave open mouthed watching us.
He got his revenge a year later when Cheryl - who looked like Helena Christensen and was my college favourite - gave him a blow job.”

 

[LostHorizon]

“I was in court mandated therapy in my early 20s. The program I was in was group therapy. In this particular instance, we were doing this weekend retreat. At the time, my then gf was in the same program. A question came up about why I spoke differently than other people to this one super attractive woman who was maybe 10 years older than me. I thought about it and blurted out that I want to have sex with her. My gf was crushed. Started crying. I was surprised I'd said it and didn't feel bad about it either. Later that evening, the object of my desire came on to me. I was so dense I didn't even recognize it until way later. It wasn't the last time she hit on me either. I was fairly clueless about flirting and dating then. Wish I had been able to read all that better. I never did seal the deal with her“

This is why 13th Stepping is never a good idea.

 

[Mr_bogey]

I prefer Bacall.

 

[UnquietDreams]

This is why 13th Stepping is never a good idea.

I caught between "ha ha" and "fucking-a right!"

 

[LostHorizon]

I caught between "ha ha" and "fucking-a right!"

Unfortunately there isn’t a choice for “fucking-a-right.

I’ve seen 13th stepping ruin many a recovery as well as marriages and in this case gf/bf relationships. Usually all at once!

 

[UnquietDreams]

Unfortunately there isn’t a choice for “fucking-a-right.

I’ve seen 13th stepping ruin many a recovery as well as marriages and in this case gf/bf relationships. Usually all at once!

Group therapy can get into the same dangerous territory.

 

[__Nathan1968]

“Years ago I worked with an attractive woman who was often the subject of my sexual fantasies. One day I masturbated in her office and came on her desk. “

 

[Mada69]

We've all been there

 

[MindYaBitness]

Damn...you're really trying hard to win.

I'm rarely competitive, and if I'm honest, I'll be happy for whoever is the WotY, but I I'll at least try my best to win!

 

[UnquietDreams]

Howard Hawks said pretty much the same thing on the set of To Have and Have Not.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I'm rarely competitive, and if I'm honest, I'll be happy for whoever is the WotY, but I I'll at least try my best to win!

https://voca.ro/1jFlxah2FFva

 

[crazychemgirl]

We've all been there

Have we though??

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Have we though??

Narrator voice: We have not.

 

[Bry1313]

Oooh burn.

But not tongue spicy burn, obvs.

(Note: I'm British too and I resent the bland accusation. And I was about to send you tit pics. *sigh*)

If I had a dollar for everytime someone told me they were gonna send me tits, I’d have a couple of bucks. I’m sure the food burn was worth it though @Qky75