CCG’s Cave of Confessions

I know who it is!

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That jar is definitely more full than the “I’m sending you tits” jar. There may be a causal relationship.
please take this as service by publication: if you ever request tits from me, or I say I'm sending you tits, there's a 99.5% likelihood that it will be birds, and a 100% likelihood that it will be either this, or these, birds.

You've been officially put on notice. I don't want to hear any bitching later.
 
I’m so bad at getting people to send boobs, I couldn’t even get people to send boobs to @crazychemgirl .

Others with more talent than me had to cover for my failure that day, and alas they were successful.
Aww. Is this the stealth pity boob appeal? I feel like I should send you boobs but I don't like to encourage whiners. 🤔
 
please take this as service by publication: if you ever request tits from me, or I say I'm sending you tits, there's a 99.5% likelihood that it will be birds, and a 100% likelihood that it will be either this, or these, birds.

You've been officially put on notice. I don't want to hear any bitching later.
Why you putting notorious hornithologist @deefalttwunnyfor on blast like this?
 
please take this as service by publication: if you ever request tits from me, or I say I'm sending you tits, there's a 99.5% likelihood that it will be birds, and a 100% likelihood that it will be either this, or these, birds.

You've been officially put on notice. I don't want to hear any bitching later.
So by sending me cleavage you really wanted my vote for WOTY, noted, and thanks😉.
 
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