Tallulah82
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Nah. No-one ever takes me seriously, so I can say shit like this and there's never any consequencesTallulah's inbox will soon be totally clogged...
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Nah. No-one ever takes me seriously, so I can say shit like this and there's never any consequencesTallulah's inbox will soon be totally clogged...
I am the exception because I am that amazing. That data doesn’t lie.Everybody thinks they’re the exception. But they are usually the rule.
Except me. I'm always an exception.Everybody thinks they’re the exception. But they are usually the rule.
Hello there... I dont believe we've met....Phil Collins lyrics.
Except me. I'm always an exception.
It’s great being an anomaly isn’t it?
It isn’t always easy though.
Me too!!!!Nah. No-one ever takes me seriously, so I can say shit like this and there's never any consequences
Figuratively and literally...Tallulah's inbox will soon be totally clogged...
See! Works every time!Hello there... I dont believe we've met.
https://voca.ro/141JgbOwg1zSI am the exception because I am that amazing. That data doesn’t lie.
I'm always in your box.Me too!!!!
*high five
Got a tissue?Bless you
Challenge acceptedNah. No-one ever takes me seriously, so I can say shit like this and there's never any consequences
You wouldn't want this one.Got a tissue?
Yikes!“I wish CCG’s PSA on the butt vacuum was available before I had the experience I’m about to describe to you. I was fooling around with my partner and we thought it would be fun to try a vibe in my bum. So we found a small mini-vibe on hand and started inserting it. Unfortunately for my bum, it didn’t have a flared end. That sucker was lost and gone but I could still feel it vibrating away. I had to squat and squeeze and try some unholy maneuvers but thankfully I was able to get it out without a trip to the ER.”
This may or may not have happened to someone I know...“I wish CCG’s PSA on the butt vacuum was available before I had the experience I’m about to describe to you. I was fooling around with my partner and we thought it would be fun to try a vibe in my bum. So we found a small mini-vibe on hand and started inserting it. Unfortunately for my bum, it didn’t have a flared end. That sucker was lost and gone but I could still feel it vibrating away. I had to squat and squeeze and try some unholy maneuvers but thankfully I was able to get it out without a trip to the ER.”
This is absolutely something that should be told to the person referenced!“You were going thru a bad time and I got worried about you. We dm'd for a while and I started having feelings for you and still have some, but you chose someone else to talk to and we faded in our talks. I am glad you're doing better, and hope those bad nights end soon. I will always be here if you still ever want to talk.“
Thirded
I heard there’s such a thing as being “certified cluckable” for the men of Lit who have proven themselves to be worthy and not total cock heads
That's actually really sweet. Sad, but sweet“You were going thru a bad time and I got worried about you. We dm'd for a while and I started having feelings for you and still have some, but you chose someone else to talk to and we faded in our talks. I am glad you're doing better, and hope those bad nights end soon. I will always be here if you still ever want to talk.“
Dude, I just got @SalaciousMonkey22 out of my box. Why you gotta meddle bruh?!?This is absolutely something that should be told to the person referenced!
That's NOT what she said?Dude, I just got @SalaciousMonkey22 out of my box. Why you gotta meddle bruh?!?
I really hope this person reaches out.“You were going thru a bad time and I got worried about you. We dm'd for a while and I started having feelings for you and still have some, but you chose someone else to talk to and we faded in our talks. I am glad you're doing better, and hope those bad nights end soon. I will always be here if you still ever want to talk.“