Celeb Fucks

[sirhugs]

I can't be any real help. I usually pull my plot out of my ass while I am writing. HEy, so that's why my stuff stinks? don't mind me, I only had three cups of coffee.

I love Rhyley! hate Russell Crowe, but that's not your fault .

 

[BlackSnake]

Found another one. The chick that plays on the first Crocodile DunDee movie. Just before the Croc grabbed her cantine. BLAM! Know that was a fuckable ass. Got instantly hard seeing that.

 

[BgMma]

Thank you, sirhugs, you are the sweetest!
Black...you are thinking of Linda Kozlowski. I agree, she has a very fuckable ass. That thong bodysuit she was wearing was delectable. If she had about twenty more pounds on her, she would be the hottest. But that is my opinion!

 

[BgMma]

BTW, Russell Crowe is very similar in looks to my boyfriend. Pretty cool!

 

[sirhugs]

BTW, Russell Crowe is very similar in looks to my boyfriend. Pretty cool!

lucky you

I hope that unlike RC, your bf has a personality

 

[sirhugs]

Thank you, sirhugs, you are the sweetest!
Black...you are thinking of Linda Kozlowski. I agree, she has a very fuckable ass. That thong bodysuit she was wearing was delectable. If she had about twenty more pounds on her, she would be the hottest. But that is my opinion!

but then she made the mistake of marrying Paul (Dundee) Hogan and aged instantly. She now looks like crap.

 

[lexium]

but then she made the mistake of marrying Paul (Dundee) Hogan and aged instantly. She now looks like crap.

I liked Linda in that Croc movie made me feel better about my ass

Anyone have idea who would be the subject of the story. Maybe there should be a pole.

 

[BgMma]

Actually, my BF has a great personality. And unlike RC, he doesn't like to drink to get drunk and then start a fight.
And he actually treats me with a bit of respect.

 

[peachykeen]

Does anyone know the name of the "Can you hear me now?" verizon guy? Cuz I got it bad for him...

 

[sirhugs]

Actually, my BF has a great personality. And unlike RC, he doesn't like to drink to get drunk and then start a fight.
And he actually treats me with a bit of respect.

oh, Momma, you got it good!

 

[sirhugs]

Does anyone know the name of the "Can you hear me now?" verizon guy? Cuz I got it bad for him...

really?

I love women that like nerdy dark white guys

try their website, or adcritic.com

 

[peachykeen]

Have always had a thing for slightly bookwormy looking boys with glasses. All I have to do is hear a Buddy Holly song and I'm swooning...

 

[sirhugs]

Have always had a thing for slightly bookwormy looking boys with glasses. All I have to do is hear a Buddy Holly song and I'm swooning...

so where have you been all my life?

you might enjoy the artsy film "The Anniversay Party"- Gwyneth Paltrow plays a movie star ( now there's a stretch!), who meets a bookish foreyed guy at the party....

 

[Guest]

She will do a great job! I know it!

MsLinnet is not a good writer. She does not know how to write the English language, let alone a story. Go read her "accepted story's".

 

[sirhugs]

MsLinnet is not a good writer. She does not know how to write the English language, let alone a story. Go read her "accepted story's".

glad to see you have the courage to voice your opinions , hiding as " unregistered".

 

[Carlos 74]

Let's see your stories, numb-nuts.

 

[Guest]

Who's hiding? I'm not a registered member here...yet. I am a reader of Lit stories since 1999, and recently a reader of Lit's bulletin boards.

I know what I like and don't like. I know how to read, write, and spell. Sorry if I offended someone.

 

[BgMma]

Obviously you don't know how to spell. When you asked me to check out Ms. Linnet's stories, you spelled it story's. Think again, my friend. I guess she's not the only one who needs a lesson in grammar.

 

[sirhugs]

Lit Crit

Who's hiding? I'm not a registered member here...yet. I am a reader of Lit stories since 1999, and recently a reader of Lit's bulletin boards.

I know what I like and don't like. I know how to read, write, and spell. Sorry if I offended someone.

registration takes like no time- so visiting is like no excuse, man.
lots of troublemakers hide that way. Its really easy to be critical when you aren't accountable. writing is hard. Lit depends on volunteer writers. If we enjoy the stories, we need to show appreciation. Its like raising kids " criticize in private, praise in public".

 

[sirhugs]

I just perused some of Lin's work. Its a naive, stream of conciousness style. Not unlike James Joyce. If you don't know his work, he topped most " Greatest English Writers of the 20th Century" lists, although he's Irish.

Lin's breathless style conveys a strongly urgent tempo to her work, not unlike the intensity of the scenes she describes.

 

[Guest]

Obviously you don't know how to spell. When you asked me to check out Ms. Linnet's stories, you spelled it story's. Think again, my friend. I guess she's not the only one who needs a lesson in grammar.

Wow, are you really that stupid? I put "accepted story's" in quotation marks to QUOTE Linnet's bad spelling! Wake up!!! I know it's spelled STORIES. I have very good writing, spelling, and grammar skills!

 

[sirhugs]

Wow, are you really that stupid? I put "accepted story's" in quotation marks to QUOTE Linnet's bad spelling! Wake up!!! I know it's spelled STORIES. I have very good writing, spelling, and grammar skills!

but apparently still working on manners.

 

[BlackSnake]

Does anyone know the name of the "Can you hear me now?" verizon guy? Cuz I got it bad for him...

Lucky mug! I don't know his name, but he's lucky to have tits like those after him

 

[BlackSnake]

but apparently still working on manners.

Sirhugs, he knows better that's what makes him stupid. You can't tell a stupid MF nothing.

 

[sirhugs]

Sirhugs, he knows better that's what makes him stupid. You can't tell a stupid MF nothing.

and without a username, we can't even send Laurel after him with a two by four- which by the way, is the only way to teach a stupid MF manners. Not that I'm advocating violence, I'm a pacifist , but just cause I'm the smart nerdy foureyed type.

Wish peachykeen wanted me .