Chaos: Don't Stress, Undress

[Bigjase0101]

I’m with Radiant on this one… stripes, y’all
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Cannot stop salivating. Why am I licking the screen? Again… x

 

[metrifonate]

Pool bum

I would love to dive in

 

[metrifonate]

One of my first ever sets I took for Lit. Talk about chaos. I had no idea
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Missing the theme again but… well… it is what it is you guys

Nice pussy

 

[Lmizzler]

Let’s play a game of “What’s behind the keyboard?”

 

[MindYaBitness]

Let’s play a game of “What’s behind the keyboard?”

Lemme just take a peek...
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[IARainman]

https://i.ibb.co/nMHbqCXB/Booty-Blue.jpg

Eyes get me


Every


Time

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

Took this on vacation… couldn’t bring myself to share it now
Wear your sunscreen, my friends!!
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[Qky75]

Eyes get me


Every


Time

Wait - there are eyes in this photo?

 

[cactusjack0584]

Took this on vacation… couldn’t bring myself to share it now
Wear your sunscreen, my friends!!
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Sneaks in…
Spank..
Sneaks back out…

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Let’s play a game of “What’s behind the keyboard?”

A jack in the box?

 

[Lmizzler]

A jack in the box?

No silly. I stash my passwords behind my keyboard. Doesn’t everyone do that?

 

[LostHorizon]

Took this on vacation… couldn’t bring myself to share it now
Wear your sunscreen, my friends!!
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Ouch!

 

[Bry1313]

No silly. I stash my passwords behind my keyboard. Doesn’t everyone do that?

So that’s what you call it

 

[LexxRuthless]

No silly. I stash my passwords behind my keyboard. Doesn’t everyone do that?

No way! That's my password as well: "HuGeCocK"

 

[cactusjack0584]

No silly. I stash my passwords behind my keyboard. Doesn’t everyone do that?

What do your “passwords” have the ability to “unlock”?

 

[MindYaBitness]

What do your “passwords” have the ability to “unlock”?

my pic vault?

 

[cactusjack0584]

my pic vault?

https://media.tenor.com/AtwTbVE1npgAAAAM/lucky-napoleon.gif

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

No silly. I stash my passwords behind my keyboard. Doesn’t everyone do that?

You write your passwords on your dick???

 

[cactusjack0584]

You write your passwords on your dick???

I heard it was a tattoo

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I heard it was a tattoo

That's gonna be difficult when his passwords expire

 

[cactusjack0584]

That's gonna be difficult when his passwords expire

And painful too

 

[cactusjack0584]

Now I’m wondering how common is a dick tattoo?

And to clarify not a tattoo of one, but on one…

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

Now I’m wondering how common is a dick tattoo?

And to clarify not a tattoo of one, but on one…

now all of a sudden I feel the urge to get a cute little dick tattoo on my ankle

 

[Lmizzler]

All of your responses made me laugh out loud. Thanks.

But @cactusjack0584 if you are going to google dick tattoos, I’d do that in a private browser cause that’s gonna get creepy quickly.

 

[LexxRuthless]

I heard it was a tattoo

That's gonna be difficult when his passwords expire

This wasn't a blonde joke.

A friend of ours works as an IT support tech for a handful of companies in the Philadelphia area. He frequently made office visits to help fix issues that the staff might have with new programs or security protocols. One young lady was "having issues with her computer" so he went to her desk and prepared to log onto her computer to see what the problem was.

"What's your password?" he asked. He started to type it in as she rattled off:

"SupermanBatmanRobinSpidermanJokerGrumpyBashfulTopeka."

He stopped halfway through and looked at her.

"That whole thing is your password?" he asked incredulously.

"Yeah," she replied. "It has to have seven characters and a capitol."