Chaos: Don't Stress, Undress

[cactusjack0584]

now all of a sudden I feel the urge to get a cute little dick tattoo on my ankle

BAHHAHAHAHHHAA

All of your responses made me laugh out loud. Thanks.

But @cactusjack0584 if you are going to google dick tattoos, I’d do that in a private browser cause that’s gonna get creepy quickly.

Oh no, I have learned that 90% of the weird thoughts I have should absolutely NOT be googled!!!

 

[LexxRuthless]

This wasn't a blonde joke.

A friend of ours works as an IT support tech for a handful of companies in the Philadelphia area. He frequently made office visits to help fix issues that the staff might have with new programs or security protocols. One young lady was "having issues with her computer" so he went to her desk and prepared to log onto her computer to see what the problem was.

"What's your password?" he asked. He started to type it in as she rattled off:

"SupermanBatmanRobinSpidermanJokerGrumpyBashfulTopeka."

He stopped halfway through and looked at her.

"That whole thing is your password?" he asked incredulously.

"Yeah," she replied. "It has to have seven characters and a capitol."

So that popped into my head when I pictured the dick tattoo password. "Well, it looks like 'SuRe' when I'm flaccid. But when I'm hard..."

 

[Lmizzler]

BAHHAHAHAHHHAA

Oh no, I have learned that 90% of the weird thoughts I have should absolutely NOT be googled!!!

Let me point you to the Duck Duck Go browser.

 

[cactusjack0584]

Let me point you to the Duck Duck Go browser.

I’ll just use Ask Jeeves

 

[LexxRuthless]

I’ll just use Ask Jeeves

Hahaha. Probably because I've watched the MCU movies too many times, I'm picturing Jeeves as an AI voiced by Paul Bettany. "Really, sir? You're going to make me look this up for you? If I had a mouth, it would be vomiting right now."

 

[cactusjack0584]

Hahaha. Probably because I've watched the MCU movies too many times, I'm picturing Jeeves as an AI voiced by Paul Bettany. "Really, sir? You're going to make me look this up for you? If I had a mouth, it would be vomiting right now."

It’ll be a bit…
I have to wait for my sister to get off the phone…
Hoping it’s in time to catch TGIF…
In time for free Disney weekend…

Hold on, what year is it again?

 

[lavendersilk]

now all of a sudden I feel the urge to get a cute little dick tattoo on my ankle

I'm going to get this somewhere discreet...

 

[cactusjack0584]

I'm going to get this somewhere discreet...
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That is awesome!!!

 

[Lmizzler]

I'm going to get this somewhere discreet...
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Pussy and cock all in one drawing.

 

[cactusjack0584]

Pussy and cock all in one drawing.

I’d argue it’s a cock inside of a pussy…
But I guess tomato to-mah-to…

 

[Divindisguise]

Took this on vacation… couldn’t bring myself to share it now
Wear your sunscreen, my friends!!
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There’s a silver lining here… (or a tan lining)
You could sunbathe naked now since it’d still look like you have a swimsuit on!

 

[MrMakersMark]

I suck at butt pics.

Happy Friday!!

 

[NakedStoryLover]

now all of a sudden I feel the urge to get a cute little dick tattoo on my ankle

I think it has to be this , right?

 

[MindYaBitness]

Posted in Thong Thursday, but thought it might be appreciated here for "Behind" week

 

[ShaneoD]

Posted in Thong Thursday, but thought it might be appreciated here for "Behind" week

It most definitely is

 

[cactusjack0584]

Posted in Thong Thursday, but thought it might be appreciated here for "Behind" week

Does appreciated and drooled over mean the same thing….

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Does appreciated and drooled over mean the same thing….

Quote drooled unquote

 

[UnquietDreams]

Took this on vacation… couldn’t bring myself to share it now
Wear your sunscreen, my friends!!

Oh, sweetie! I have aloe!

 

[UnquietDreams]

This wasn't a blonde joke.

A friend of ours works as an IT support tech for a handful of companies in the Philadelphia area. He frequently made office visits to help fix issues that the staff might have with new programs or security protocols. One young lady was "having issues with her computer" so he went to her desk and prepared to log onto her computer to see what the problem was.

"What's your password?" he asked. He started to type it in as she rattled off:

"SupermanBatmanRobinSpidermanJokerGrumpyBashfulTopeka."

He stopped halfway through and looked at her.

"That whole thing is your password?" he asked incredulously.

"Yeah," she replied. "It has to have seven characters and a capitol."

Okay, I know it is a joke, but that is an outstanding password. Hard for programs to guess, easy for her to remember.

 

[Fred6969]

Took this on vacation… couldn’t bring myself to share it now
Wear your sunscreen, my friends!!
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Ouch.

 

[Medicalman13152]

Posted in Thong Thursday, but thought it might be appreciated here for "Behind" week

Lovely "behind" you've got there missy...

 

[GoodGirlsDeserveFun]

Long time no see just a casual Friday night lying in bed reading with my tits out
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[MissRadiant]

im just going to leave this here.....incase anyone needs a laugh

 

[Deadfreak]

Took this on vacation… couldn’t bring myself to share it now
Wear your sunscreen, my friends!!

Cool effect with the phone screen and mirror

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

"Gondor calls for aid!"
(Very limited time.)