Chemical persuasion.

[EmpressFi]

Anything that says, "overdose can lead to fatal fever"...

That's permanent weight loss and not worth it

 

[Betticus]

The warnings are over exaggerated. There are only a couple of deaths and those were due to blatant abuse.

 

[HottieMama]

Are you nuts?

Seriously, NOT safe stuff, Betticus. You have too much cool shit in your life to fuck it up.

(and you can tell me to go fuck myself, but i would hate to see something happen to you.)

 

[the_pet]

.....don't you already have liver problems?

 

[Betticus]

That's what the antioxidants are for!

 

[Homburg]

The warnings are over exaggerated. There are only a couple of deaths and those were due to blatant abuse.

Get some clenbuterol. Not safe per se, but at least it won't catch on fire. Damn.

 

[Betticus]

Get some clenbuterol. Not safe per se, but at least it won't catch on fire. Damn.

it's only flammable when dried out.

An item of interest that I ran across in my studies. Brown adipose tissue (the bodies heat generating cells) do their job in the same way that the 2,4-dinitrophenol causes every cell in your body to act. The brown adipose tissue does it via a chain of enzymatic reactions though that can't be replicated.

 

[Etoile]

The warnings are over exaggerated. There are only a couple of deaths and those were due to blatant abuse.

Um, the EPA says it's toxic. Isn't that enough? TOXIC means BAD FOR YOU.

Seriously, it sounds like a quick-fix pill. And we all know those don't work, right? Right? It's about lifestyle change, healthy portions, blah blah. We all know this. Diet pills DO NOT WORK. Even super special ones that make your body think it's doing exercise when it's not. And even if "only a couple of deaths" is true, death is just the most EXTREME scenario. There's a lot of pain and horror on the way to death, usually. But seriously, what makes you think this would work better than Alli, better than Hoodia, better than HydroxyCut, better than the Hula Chair? It has been proven over, over, and over that quick fixes don't work. I don't even understand why you would set yourself up for a disappointment like that.

Oh, and did I mention it's TOXIC? (link more for others, I assume Bett has seen it)

 

[trisquel_astur]

Please, Betticus, don't do!

My aunt died for do this stupid thing (Thanks to god the... doctor? is still under prission!)

 

[Homburg]

it's only flammable when dried out.

An item of interest that I ran across in my studies. Brown adipose tissue (the bodies heat generating cells) do their job in the same way that the 2,4-dinitrophenol causes every cell in your body to act. The brown adipose tissue does it via a chain of enzymatic reactions though that can't be replicated.

Seriously, steroids are easier to get, and way less toxic than this stuff. Though I would not call them a good idea by most definitions.

 

[ownedsubgal]

Well hell, There was a ten week backorder and I'd need a legit business license and have to fill out actual forms and letters of intent so I just cancelled my order.

Since it's a no-go I'll fess up.

2,4-dinitrophenol

well heck if you were gonna go that route you're better off with coke...cheaper, more effective, easier to get. not legal, but eh, we pick our battles.

 

[Betticus]

I do self destructive stuff when I'm not on my anti crazy medication.

 

[Etoile]

I do self destructive stuff when I'm not on my anti crazy medication.

Ah. I know the feeling. Stay on 'em, man, things are more pleasant that way. I owe my life to modern pharmaceuticals.

 

[myinnerslut]

I owe my life to modern pharmaceuticals.

me as well. dont do anything stupid bett, please?

 

[Homburg]

I do self destructive stuff when I'm not on my anti crazy medication.

Right, I forgot about those. See what I jokingly said about 'roids? Yeah, ignore that. Thanks =)

 

[Betticus]

Right, I forgot about those. See what I jokingly said about 'roids? Yeah, ignore that. Thanks =)

I turn into ultra neanderthal dom when I even take a weak steroid precursor.

I get super horny and pissed off and totally unreasonable.

 

[Homburg]

I turn into ultra neanderthal dom when I even take a weak steroid precursor.

I get super horny and pissed off and totally unreasonable.

Yup, I forgot about your existing chemical imbalance issues. You'd need serious hormonal monitoring for something like that. Hell, it's why I stay away from those chemicals. I'm not all that unbalanced, but goodness knows I don't need to be any more than I already am.

 

[Betticus]

I don't know why roids affect me like that.

All I do know is that when I'm with someone special in a romantic relationship I don't tend to need the meds.

 

[Homburg]

I don't know why roids affect me like that.

All I do know is that when I'm with someone special in a romantic relationship I don't tend to need the meds.

Romance has interesting effects on hormonal levels, such as endorphin sensitivity, prolactin reception, etc. The emotions act like various mood altering pharmaceuticals. tough to prescribe romance though.

 

[Betticus]

Romance has interesting effects on hormonal levels, such as endorphin sensitivity, prolactin reception, etc. The emotions act like various mood altering pharmaceuticals. tough to prescribe romance though.

I can see why married men live longer though. Less neanderthal stress due to romantic intervention.

Keep this in mind ladies, kisses are drugs!

 

[Homburg]

I can see why married men live longer though. Less neanderthal stress due to romantic intervention.

Keep this in mind ladies, kisses are drugs!

Among other things. Wives are also willing to tell our stupid asses to go to a doctor when we're sick. This helps extend lifespan.

 

[Betticus]

Among other things. Wives are also willing to tell our stupid asses to go to a doctor when we're sick. This helps extend lifespan.

Good point.

 

[EmpressFi]

Among other things. Wives are also willing to tell our stupid asses to go to a doctor when we're sick. This helps extend lifespan.

besides.. it's like a cat torturing that poor little mouse before they rip off its arms and legs and kill it..

matrimony brings out the inner sadist....

 

[Betticus]

besides.. it's like a cat torturing that poor little mouse before they rip off its arms and legs and kill it..

matrimony brings out the inner sadist....

Yeah, those poor lil slavie wives just helpless, tied up nekkid, bottom begging for a swat.

 

[Etoile]

You know what's sadistic? This thread's title. Because every time I see it, I get "Crystal Blue Persuasion" into my head.