Chicks with Dicks

[aletheiass]

Yawn. I partied at a club all night and then went out to breakfast and now I can't sleep.

Did you ever have that "please fuck me to sleep" feeling?

Now where did that big blue dick of mine go?

You think you had a rough night?

I met this cute dude in a bar and we really hit it off. He said he wanted to get in my pants. I could tell he did really want to cuz I could see the bulge in his pants, but he couldn't see the one in mine.

So we go to his place...

 

[aletheiass]

...and then he gets cold feet.

C'mon you guys. Do you want it up the ass or not? Get your bras and panties on!

Oh, and I see one of the top stories for November is some
"Strap-on Dildo" thingy. EVERYBODY (well, except the dude I met last night) wants it in the back door.

 

[appetite]

Yawn. I partied at a club all night and then went out to breakfast and now I can't sleep.

Did you ever have that "please fuck me to sleep" feeling?

Now where did that big blue dick of mine go?

At your pleasure and service, darling sarahh. How about to sleep and then waking up again, with my head between your legs? Now, that's my kind of breakfast.

 

[appetite]

...and then he gets cold feet.

C'mon you guys. Do you want it up the ass or not? Get your bras and panties on!

Oh, and I see one of the top stories for November is some
"Strap-on Dildo" thingy. EVERYBODY (well, except the dude I met last night) wants it in the back door.

You and me, baby. you and me...In a hot and passioned exchange. As we dance and pance...

 

[aletheiass]

Appe, I think she's pissed at you. I heard her ranting and raging, something about beaver tails and eat a beaver and save a tree.

 

[aletheiass]

Who is talking faster, appe, you are me? I don't think your tongue is wagging like it should be. Okay, I'm going to go get something really "special" for you.

 

[James4]

https://forum.literotica.com/attachment.php?s=&postid=6928242

Thinking about my hair in your hand.

 

[eroticfun_2000]

I think he likes this. Wouldn't you?

Oh hell yes!! Please give it to me up the ass like you are him.

 

[appetite]

Who is talking faster, appe, you are me? I don't think your tongue is wagging like it should be. Okay, I'm going to go get something really "special" for you.

cum over here, spread your legs, and I sure will wagg inside you...

 

[aletheiass]

Oh hell yes!! Please give it to me up the ass like you are him.

I went shopping today.

Would you like an orange?

 

[tiez]

...and then he gets cold feet.

C'mon you guys. Do you want it up the ass or not? Get your bras and panties on!

Just a side note, and not intended to be negative in any way.. but just cause some guys might want it with a strap on doesn't mean we're all into bras and panties. And just because a guy wants it with a strap-on, doesn't mean they're necessarily into BDSM (which happens to be one of my major interests in it).

Don't know that I'd rule out putting some such on for a woman who wanted to fuck me, but the bra and panties doesn't do much for me, in most instances.

Smileys all around...

 

[Outback69]

Yawn. I partied at a club all night and then went out to breakfast and now I can't sleep.

Did you ever have that "please fuck me to sleep" feeling?

Now where did that big blue dick of mine go?

I woman of your beauty and splendor needs rest? Perish the thought! I could rub your feet for a while....that always seems to put one to sleep, or at least it leads to other things that help you sleep....

*Finishing the chores*

Out.

 

[aletheiass]

cum over here, spread your legs, and I sure will wagg inside you...

I loved the wagging!

How did you like the shagging?

 

[mr happy]

I loved the wagging!

How did you like the shagging?

Oh Yes I like shagging a lot

 

[appetite]

I loved the wagging!

How did you like the shagging?

yes, oh yes, aletheiass, again and again. My turn now, darling. I hope you like my turn.

 

[PervPilot69]

...and then he gets cold feet.

C'mon you guys. Do you want it up the ass or not? Get your bras and panties on!

Oh, and I see one of the top stories for November is some
"Strap-on Dildo" thingy. EVERYBODY (well, except the dude I met last night) wants it in the back door.

Dont forget the stockings and garter belt...Love to wrap my legs around you as you fuck me misionary style..........love to be your bitch too.....I would love your orange toy...PM me if you like

 

[do-the-dewman]

BUMP!

Bump for this hot thread!

 

[sarahhh]

Re: BUMP!

Bump for this hot thread!

Bump? You guys didn't get enough dick yet? You want more bump and hump? Beg!

 

[do-the-dewman]

Re: Re: BUMP!

Bump? You guys didn't get enough dick yet? You want more bump and hump? Beg!

Oh, yes, Sarahhh, we're begging you for it. We need for you to give it to us!

 

[trishcd]

Oh Yes I like shagging a lot

Was that done with mirrors , or is that the real size of that thing....Thats almost as big as giving birth....WOW

 

[laaag]

Re: Re: Re: BUMP!

Oh, yes, Sarahhh, we're begging you for it. We need for you to give it to us!

And we want it hard and fast! Pleeeeeas?

 

[mr happy]

Re: Re: BUMP!

Bump? You guys didn't get enough dick yet? You want more bump and hump? Beg!

On my knees baby, begging nicely.

Now get behind me and do me good

 

[appetite]

Re: Re: BUMP!

Bump? You guys didn't get enough dick yet? You want more bump and hump? Beg!

sarahhh, I see the line is forming, with everyone bend over grabbing their ankles. I am sure you are very pleased...

 

[MrMelangelica]

i bet you're right.....drive it home then be driven. it's nice to take turns.

EEI

 

[Outback69]

Re: Re: BUMP!

Bump? You guys didn't get enough dick yet? You want more bump and hump? Beg!

Oh sweet Sarahhh, I am waiting here patiently wondering when you will have your way with me, leaving me spent on the floor like yesterday's morning paper.....

Does that qualify as begging? Do you want more?

I can do more...

Out.