Church Secret Volunteer Group

[dirk2024]

Of course, but you may need to be ‘baptized’ first. I’m Father Inn, please come to my confessional/glory hole first to tell me your lurid tales of lust (in great detail, of course) and I will bless you.

Baptise her thoroughly Pastor!

 

[TinyTricia]

Yes we will have more church retreats before winter sets in. Father Inn and I will have events posted soon.
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Love those retreats. Endless fun and the most amazing love and fellowship!

 

[softsusan]

Can I come too

Of course you can, taking your hand and leading the way.

 

[MissyDaddyGirl]

Yes we will have more church retreats before winter sets in. Father Inn and I will have events posted soon.
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Looks like so much fun!

 

[Mike130]

Looks like so much fun!

I’m Father Inn, a defrocked pastor here, ready to baptize you, if you desire, but first you need to confess your sins (the juicy ones in intimate detail) in my confessional.

 

[Waiter519123]

Looks like so much fun!

Yes you can join the volunteer ladies volleyball games.

 

[Waiter519123]

Love those retreats. Endless fun and the most amazing love and fellowship!

Yes I saw you playing. Your very good player.

 

[Wolfie605]

Looks like so much fun!

Please join us. I'm leading a bible Study

 

[Mike130]

Please join us. I'm leading a bible Study

Studying the staff of Moses, I see. Well, spare the rod, spoil the young lady,or something to that effect…

 

[j769]

Tomorrow we bring everyone to celebrate, enjoy fellowship and most of all the love of our community. After service, there's a time to see all the past members, the new ones and as well as guests. The new members will tour the guests to special rooms as they experience what the process is for new recruits. Enjoy and welcome!

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[dirk2024]

Great service this morning Paster @Mike130 ! I found myself very inspired indeed!

@softsusan Your idea of pre-service showers was a great one! Thank you!

At first, I was a little concerned as my wife, Beverly and @Sussy2000x were late. I wonder what they were doing?

 

[Mike130]

Great service this morning Paster @Mike130 ! I found myself very inspired indeed!

@softsusan Your idea of pre-service showers was a great one! Thank you!

At first, I was a little concerned as my wife, Beverly and @Sussy2000x were late. I wonder what they were doing?

Thank you. I found myself ASStounded with that parishioner.

And yes, the service this morning was good too. As always, at the church of the three holes, we preach love and lust for our brethren. All humans (over 18) are welcome, no one is turned away. Perhaps we’re more inclusive, non judgmental, and welcoming than traditional churches.

 

[Waiter519123]

Just wanted to mention we have a car pool of volunteers to to shuffle members to church or to church activities. I had the pleasure of giving Mrs W a ride to church and a ride back to her home today because Mr W wasn’t feeling well.

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Last week Miss K’s daughter request me to give her a ride to the ladies volunteer meeting.

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[dirk2024]

Just wanted to mention we have a car pool of volunteers to to shuffle members to church or to church activities. I had the pleasure of giving Mrs W a ride to church and a ride back to her home today because Mr W wasn’t feeling well.

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Last week Miss K’s daughter request me to give her a ride to the ladies volunteer meeting.

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An added plus is you get to use the carpool lane!

 

[Sussy2000x]

An added plus is you get to use the carpool lane!

Carpool karaoke

 

[Waiter519123]

Just wanted to mention we still have available spots for ladies volunteers and men volunteers at our glory holes.

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[Malcolm_79]

Just wanted to mention we still have available spots for ladies volunteers and men volunteers at our glory holes.

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Ppp

 

[Adrian81]

Is this where I come to confess my sins?

 

[Wolfie605]

Woke up to @Sussy2000x this morning. She has been touched by the devil so going to spend the day cleansing her body and soul.

 

[softsusan]

Just wanted to mention we still have available spots for ladies volunteers and men volunteers at our glory holes.

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It is so busy in the G hole, but it is so much fun for everyone.

 

[SparkyWalter]

It is so busy in the G hole, but it is so much fun for everyone.

Susan, you know that I always look forward to our Sundays alone downstairs in the chapel. We watch the mass taking place upstairs.

It's always such a pleasure, because by the end of the mass, you're naked, except for a pair of heels. Then, I know you're on your way to the glory hole.. At that point, you've drained me so much and I'm so thoroughly dehydrated.

I know you're in for a very long day and I have to look at the schedule to find when you're listed again at the glory hole.

 

[AmberStellar6]

Baptise her thoroughly Pastor!

I need to be baptized. Maybe by a few of the men at once, just in case it doesn't take the first time. I have been a bad girl. It's difficult to know how many times I will need to be baptized.

 

[AmberStellar6]

Carpool karaoke

That reminds mez I need a Ride to church this weekend

 

[SparkyWalter]

I need to be baptized. Maybe by a few of the men at once, just in case it doesn't take the first time. I have been a bad girl. It's difficult to know how many times I will need to be baptized.

@Mike130

Oh Amber you are such a sweetheart. You know, you need to go to Father Inn first to confess all your sins. Especially if you've been a very bad girl. He loves details, so please don't leave anything out. This way he can give you absolution. Father inn definitely likes to take his time with confessions, so you might be there a while.

Yes, I think there might be a few of us that would love to help you be baptized.

Amber, we are all sinners, so you may find that you might need regular baptisms, so I hope that you're okay with that?

 

[Mike130]

That reminds mez I need a Ride to church this weekend

I will get the popemobile ready for you Amber, I will even change the sheets. I’ll pick you up early. Sometimes I make detours to heavily wooded areas to… have an “in body” experience, if you know what I mean. It can be very enlightening.