Church Secret Volunteer Group

[dirk2024]

I will get the popemobile ready for you Amber, I will even change the sheets. I’ll pick you up early. Sometimes I make detours to heavily wooded areas to… have an “in body” experience, if you know what I mean. It can be very enlightening.

Thanks Pastor, I have recruited several members of the bretheren, including @SparkyWalter, to deliver our spiritual gifts to @AmberStellar6 . Although, I wouldn't bother changing the sheets until afterwards.

 

[SparkyWalter]

Thanks Pastor, I have recruited several members of the bretheren, including @SparkyWalter, to deliver our spiritual gifts to @AmberStellar6 . Although, I wouldn't bother changing the sheets until afterwards.

@Mike130
@AmberStellar6

Thanks, Dirk for including me in the process.
I think since Amber was very good to admit that she has been a bad girl that she will need extra blessings. I certainly am more than willing to help with her absolution.

 

[AmberStellar6]

I appreciate your thoughtfulness. I will need special attention.

 

[SparkyWalter]

I appreciate your thoughtfulness. I will need special attention.

Awwww..

You know I will love to give you all the special attention that you need and require.

That's why we bond so well in the name of our church.

 

[dirk2024]

I appreciate your thoughtfulness. I will need special attention.

I'm drinking lot's of water in preparation. Hydration is key when saving someone's soul!

 

[Waiter519123]

Our popemobile is available for loan to all our church volunteers

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[dirk2024]

My gentle wife, Beverly came home early from the Glory Hole tonight to spend more time with me . I gave her a thorough shower and then rewarded her spiritual work.

 

[TinyTricia]

My gentle wife, Beverly came home early from the Glory Hole tonight to spend more time with me . I gave her a thorough shower and then rewarded her spiritual work.

Beverly is a woman of great faith and wonderful talents that she uses for the Lord. Many of the men in our church appreciate her dedication and unselfishness and reward her with blessings and gifts. She is a delight in our women's group and her testimonies are enlightening and quite...well...erotic and full of fun and faith as well as her being an example to all of us.

 

[Wolfie605]

I appreciate your thoughtfulness. I will need special attention.

Special attention at my Bible study tonight. Can I mark you down for attending?

 

[dirk2024]

Ah...the popemobile! I was saved in the back of the popemobile this afternoon by one of our gentle volunteers. Not only was I saved the one time, but a future soul was sucked out of me ummm, I mean SAVED as well.

 

[Wolfie605]

I feel that I have been called to serve in a greater capacity for our lord. So I am starting a mission with the church to Help those who dream of a family. Ladies of the church if you are in need and been struggling let me help you

 

[Hipshot1554]

We must work very hard to keep everyone happy

If only...

 

[Hipshot1554]

Love those retreats. Endless fun and the most amazing love and fellowship!

That could get me back to church!

 

[Mike130]

I feel that I have been called to serve in a greater capacity for our lord. So I am starting a mission with the church to Help those who dream of a family. Ladies of the church if you are in need and been struggling let me help you

That looks like @Sussy2000x. She has such beautiful assets…

 

[softsusan]

If only...

I am puzzled as to what you mean? The volunteers work very hard.

 

[dirk2024]

I am puzzled as to what you mean? The volunteers work very hard.

They are our most precious gift from the gods!

Their passion to serve is inspiring.

 

[Sussy2000x]

I am puzzled as to what you mean? The volunteers work very hard.

I even do home visits!

 

[softsusan]

Would it be possible to hire the popemobile and the driver to do a hop on hop off day Today? I have had some calls from the brethren who live in the more remote areas. I would hate it if they were ignored.

 

[Mike130]

Would it be possible to hire the popemobile and the driver to do a hop on hop off day Today? I have had some calls from the brethren who live in the more remote areas. I would hate it if they were ignored.

Sure Susan, that’s one of the reasons we have the popemobile. To spread the legs… uh, I mean, the word, yes, spread the word. Love thy neighbor, and those in a 30 mile proximity.

The tank is filled. Hopefully yours will be also.

 

[Mike130]

I even do home visits!

I love when Sussy visits me in the rectory. It’s so enlightening.

 

[SparkyWalter]

Would it be possible to hire the popemobile and the driver to do a hop on hop off day Today? I have had some calls from the brethren who live in the more remote areas. I would hate it if they were ignored.

Susan, you are so good to take care of the many brethren that just can't make it
Into the church for various reasons.

They are so very lucky that you fit so many of them in to your very busy schedule.

  i love that I can call you my sweet sister of our congregation.

 

[softsusan]

What a wonderful day it was doing the hop on hop off in the pimp mobile, oops I mean the pope mobile. I lost count early on of how many of the brethren hopped on to enjoy the worship and baptisms. Everything was just a whir of worship. I would like to thank Mrs Sinclair who hopped on and requested me to assist her with Something she had never tried. It was wonderful to help her and all the brethren present showered us both with blessings. Afterward she worshipped and had more blessings from several brethren before she had to hop off and go shopping with Mr Sinclair. I would also like to thank Ms Lovecock, she hopped aboard and worshipped Deeply with several brethren. All in all it was such a successful and meaningful day full of fun and worship. I did not hear a single negative comment from any of the brethren. When I eventually arrived home I showered and slept for a full 12 hours. I woke up refreshed and just in time for my G hole shift. Thank you to all the brethren and volunteers who took part.

 

[BlkMaster4you]

Knocking on doors today to spread the word, who needs a blessing and to hear the good word?

 

[Mike130]

Knocking on doors today to spread the word, who needs a blessing and to hear the good word?

Our congregation would benefit greatly from your blessing.

 

[BlkMaster4you]

Plenty of blessings for each any every needy soul.