Church Secret Volunteer Group

[Lipstickdiary]

Hello everyone. I am a lapsed believer and heard this church provides an amazing community.

How do I get plugged in?

Welcome As a volunteer please let me introduce myself and assist in your devotions as a new member of our congregation. We volunteers pride ourselves in supporting any in need within our means.

 

[intrepidgoodtime]

That is so kind of you! I feel welcome already. I haven’t been touched by Grace (or anyone else here lol). So when you say you can support my needs, I wonder how honest I should be…

 

[pinkparkhorse]

Hi. I’ve heard good things about this church so I wanted to come check it out. I’m kinda nervous though cuz I’m not sure what exactly goes on here.

 

[Mike130]

Announcement:

Friday night is movie night at the Church. This week will be special, a film that I made back when I was in high school.

Here is a preview.

I bet my wife is in it. But that’s a different story…

 

[intrepidgoodtime]

Hi. I’ve heard good things about this church so I wanted to come check it out. I’m kinda nervous though cuz I’m not sure what exactly goes on here.

Maybe we can be church buddies

 

[Mike130]

My sins are many and to fight my inner demons I desperately need a holy sword to defeat them

Well, you’ve cum to the right place lipstick. It happens that I have a weak spot for redheads and their fiery attitudes….

 

[Lipstickdiary]

Hi. I’ve heard good things about this church so I wanted to come check it out. I’m kinda nervous though cuz I’m not sure what exactly goes on here.

Welcome the fathers will be in touch and give details on services on offer. If you decide to be a volunteer you will have the best guidnace and instruction from our congregation and im sure you will have as much fun as I do

 

[intrepidgoodtime]

My sins are many and to fight my inner demons I desperately need a holy sword to defeat them

Well if that doesn’t make you say “Jesus Christ” then what will?

 

[Worzel550]

Is masturbating a sin

 

[pinkparkhorse]

Welcome the fathers will be in touch and give details on services on offer. If you decide to be a volunteer you will have the best guidnace and instruction from our congregation and im sure you will have as much fun as I do

Thanks so much

 

[Mike130]

Is masturbating a sin

Not in this church. It’s a blessing and encouraged.

 

[Mike130]

Hi. I’ve heard good things about this church so I wanted to come check it out. I’m kinda nervous though cuz I’m not sure what exactly goes on here.

I’m Father Inn. You can cum to my confessional any time to confess your sins. In great detail. I also have a glory hole there if you need to demonstrate any of your sins…

 

[Lipstickdiary]

Well, you’ve cum to the right place lipstick. It happens that I have a weak spot for redheads and their fiery attitudes….

It is my pleasure Father Inn to serve the parish in anyway they deem fit. I'm so very glad to hear I grab your attention and look forward to receiving your blessing

 

[pinkparkhorse]

I’m Father Inn. You can cum to my confessional any time to confess your sins. In great detail. I also have a glory hole there if you need to demonstrate any of your sins…

Thank you Father. It’s great to meet you. I have definitely sinned. A lot.

 

[dirk2024]

That is so kind of you! I feel welcome already. I haven’t been touched by Grace (or anyone else here lol). So when you say you can support my needs, I wonder how honest I should be…

Hi. I’ve heard good things about this church so I wanted to come check it out. I’m kinda nervous though cuz I’m not sure what exactly goes on here.

Greetings, We at the Church of the Three Holes endeavor to deliver the benevolent word of the gods and help deliver spiritual salvation to those in need. We have an evergrowing team of volunteers whose sole desire is to save the souls of those who have sinned. We offer various services, including a Glory Hole and our PopeMobile delivers salvation to those who cannot attend our regular services.

Your honesty in imperative when offering your confession, otherwise the Lord and Lady will not cleanse you, which prevents you from getting dirty again. No one wants that.

So Welcome! Check out the bulletin board for event notices, times and dates. Remember, consent and respect are key beliefs here at our church.

Yours in Spiritual Release,

Father Dirk

 

[Mike130]

It is my pleasure Father Inn to serve the parish in anyway they deem fit. I'm so very glad to hear I grab your attention and look forward to receiving your blessing

That video is an accurate depiction of one of the blessings that you would receive.

 

[Lipstickdiary]

That video is an accurate depiction of one of the blessings that you would receive.

Thank you Father Inn I will look forward to begging for your blessing in will wear it with pride

 

[Mike130]

Thank you Father Inn I will look forward to begging for your blessing in will wear it with pride

Yes Lipstick, you can wear it to church, or I could clean it off for you. Very slowly….

 

[Lipstickdiary]

You are too kind Father Inn please deliver my body to our lord and absolve my sins.

 

[intrepidgoodtime]

You are too kind Father Inn please deliver my body to our lord and absolve my sins.

Fuck what a church!

 

[Finger8]

Yes, it was a pleasure to bring Lipstickdiary to Father Dirk. Initially, I was very reluctant because I wanted to spend more time with her. However, I knew I had to put the needs of the church ahead of my own. No matter how much I wanted more time with her. I had to give Father Dirk and others an opportunity to experience her wonderful skills and talents.

In her short time as a volunteer with our congregation, she has spread the word of our tenants to so very many already.

She also knew that it was imperative that she comes soon to see me for confession. She will need her blessings and to be cleansed.

One can understand the reluctance, but you are following the right path to include so many in the Lord's work.

 

[Mike130]

You are too kind Father Inn please deliver my body to our lord and absolve my sins.

That would absolve pretty much everything Lipstick!

 

[Lipstickdiary]

That would absolve pretty much everything Lipstick!

Oh no Father i will need more, much more absolution, I am a serial sinner and I can only hope that forgiveness will take a long time to achieve

 

[Mike130]

Oh no Father i will need more, much more absolution, I am a serial sinner and I can only hope that forgiveness will take a long time to achieve

Don’t worry Lipstick, we will have many private sessions. You’re welcome to my rectory any time. I have a nice bed there…

 

[Lipstickdiary]

Don’t worry Lipstick, we will have many private sessions. You’re welcome to my rectory any time. I have a nice bed there…

Always good to know Father, be assured I will be visiting many times