Church Secret Volunteer Group

[PartyMart]

Always good to know Father, be assured I will be visiting many times

There is much to teach you, as you seem to be a most receptive volunteer.

 

[PartyMart]

Hi. I’ve heard good things about this church so I wanted to come check it out. I’m kinda nervous though cuz I’m not sure what exactly goes on here.

Welcome, the doors of the church are always open, as are the arms of the members to embrace you.

 

[Mike130]

Always good to know Father, be assured I will be visiting many times

I’m counting on it! As the holy father carried his staff, I also use my thick shaft to bestow blessings on the congregation.

 

[Lipstickdiary]

I’m counting on it! As the holy father carried his staff, I also use my thick shaft to bestow blessings on the congregation.

Your thick shaft gives me release from my sins Father which is always welcome.

 

[Mike130]

Your thick shaft gives me release from my sins Father which is always welcome.

One of my fondest memories is a petite redhead who I imagine is quite like you. Quite the sinner also. I had to bless her countless times….

 

[Lipstickdiary]

One of my fondest memories is a petite redhead who I imagine is quite like you. Quite the sinner also. I had to bless her countless times….

If it pleases you, I will take her place, Father

 

[softsusan]

I very much appreciate your guidance and love Sister Susan I am grateful for the love yourself and the brethren have shown me I will position myself at the feet of all in need

Your enthusiasm is appreciated by all. You are a wonderful sister. The brethren love and cherish you.

 

[asxymann68]

I am here to pray for forgiveness and redemption. Bless my soul.

 

[Lipstickdiary]

Your enthusiasm is appreciated by all. You are a wonderful sister. The brethren love and cherish you.

Thank you Sister Susan I'm pleased I can be of service to the brethren. I will always do my best to respect the values of the church and comfort all who pass our door

 

[Mike130]

If it pleases you, I will take her place, Father

Uh, yes, of course. She was quite the sinner though, I hope you can keep up. But of course the Church of the Three Holes encourages all kinds of sinning because it gives us a reason to bestow our blessings. But of course we don’t really need a reason. Personally, I like to hear the stories of the filthy transgressions of our parishioners almost as much as I like to milk out a blessing….

 

[Mike130]

I am here to pray for forgiveness and redemption. Bless my soul.

We have blessings for all our congregation.

 

[Lipstickdiary]

Uh, yes, of course. She was quite the sinner though, I hope you can keep up. But of course the Church of the Three Holes encourages all kinds of sinning because it gives us a reason to bestow our blessings. But of course we don’t really need a reason. Personally, I like to hear the stories of the filthy transgressions of our parishioners almost as much as I like to milk out a blessing….

I myself Father Inn have many, many sins to confess and seek absolution. I will visit you and confess all in the sanctity of the confessional when you are ready to receive me

 

[Mike130]

I myself Father Inn have many, many sins to confess and seek absolution. I will visit you and confess all in the sanctity of the confessional when you are ready to receive me

I am ready to receive you in my confessional any time Lipstick…

 

[PartyMart]

I myself Father Inn have many, many sins to confess and seek absolution. I will visit you and confess all in the sanctity of the confessional when you are ready to receive me

Let's exercise those demons

 

[Noone45]

Hi. I’ve heard good things about this church so I wanted to come check it out. I’m kinda nervous though cuz I’m not sure what exactly goes on here.

Welcome!
It's good to See you here

 

[softsusan]

I want to express a huge welcome to our new sister pinkparkhorse. Please do not be nervous, the brethren and your fellow sisters can be very gentle and caring. You will soon be able to relax and enjoy all the wonderful blessing the church has to offer. All of us volunteers are looked after and cared for by the brethren and the fathers. As well as anyone else who wishes to care for us. We are all one big happy family who enjoy and worship as the creator wishes. We all have our own ways and ideas of how to worship, and the brethren also have their ways of blessing and appreciating us. There is no right or wrong way and there is no judgement given. As long as we are all happy and blessed. I know you will settle in and have a wonderful time being blessed and appreciated. it is very important not to overlook cuntfession….oops I mean confession as this cleanses our souls and refreshes all our senses, so we can worship and be blessed guilt and shame

 

[softsusan]

Free.

 

[PartyMart]

@softsusan has a way with words, and so many uses for that mouth...

 

[softsusan]

@softsusan has a way with words, and so many uses for that mouth...

Thank you, and the brethren like to put it to good use.

 

[PartyMart]

Thank you, and the brethren like to put it to good use.

Amen

 

[softsusan]

Amen

Thank you father. I will return to confession very soon.

 

[PartyMart]

Thank you father. I will return to confession very soon.

Thankfully I took you up on that offer to stop for drinks

 

[softsusan]

Thankfully I took you up on that offer to stop for drinks

I am so happy that you did.

 

[PartyMart]

I am so happy that you did.

Not to mention sharing a ride home.

 

[softsusan]

Not to mention sharing a ride home.

It was a wonderful ride home. Thank you.