Church Secret Volunteer Group

[jessica0417]

Hope she has tissues to clean up before mass

I would prefer to offer to help clean up with my tongue and save a tissue or two.

 

[PartyMart]

@Lipstickdiary dropped by for lunch

 

[Finger8]

We volunteers are here to help with any bulging or pressing concerns the congregation members have

 

[Finger8]

You certainly take the lord's duties to the max.

 

[PartyMart]

@jessica0417 is always available for further exercises after services conclude.

 

[dirk2024]

My apologies Father Dirk @dirk2024 during the game i spotted my husbands boss who I didn't realise was part of the congregation and as you know I keep my volunteering a secret from my husband. I was concerned he may find out. As it turns out hubbys boss was really understanding and took full advantage of the services we provide to the brethren, he even invited some of his staff to join the churches ranks.
Panic over lol

I'm happy to hear your crisis was averted, and in such a spiritually giving way!
However, according to my confessional records, you are long overdue for a firm "confession". We may need to have an extended session in order to ensure your salvation. Please meet me in my office as soon as you have a few hours to...give.

 

[PartyMart]

It is time for the holiday Services to commence.

 

[lily_wall_]

took full advantage of the services we provide

I sooooo want this. Just watching them has me jealous of her

 

[lily_wall_]

Does the church of three holes have a reverand mother? I'll be one. Of course I will still serve the fathers https://www.redgifs.com/watch/sentimentaljointcat

 

[Booboobear84]

Does the church of three holes have a reverand mother? I'll be one. Of course I will still serve the fathers

I would be happy to offer you feverence

 

[dirk2024]

Hello Members.

We had another wonderful service this morning, with three of our volunteers providing a special show for the crowd. Truly wonderful blessings all around!

This afternoon, I went into the volunteer break room for my weekly inspection to find a lot of personal care going on. We are truly blessed with the most giving group of volunteers who perform their duties well, so they are quite dedicated towards taking care of one another in their "off" time.

I was so touched at their display of love for one another that I almost forgot to drop my pants and I showed my own appreciation for their efforts and blessed the dear women.

Father Dirk

 

[Asilverfox23]

Accidentally walked into the Fathers parish meeting and was quickly reminded why I volunteer at the Church of the three holes had such a delicious time.

It’s good to have your memory refreshed at times!

 

[Klaus_Smith]

Does the church of three holes have a reverand mother? I'll be one. Of course I will still serve the fathers https://www.redgifs.com/watch/sentimentaljointcat

She looks hungry.