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I was rather worried when Mr Johnson, Mr Wilder and Mister Horsepizzle turned up on my doorstep today. I was surprised as I had treble booked the appointments. I don’t know how it happened. I want to thank the guys for being so understanding and deciding that we could all work Together and prevent me from being late for my confession. However the time we all spent together seemed like five minutes, but it was in fact over two hours. Consequently I was late for Confession, after all, but the Fathers were most forgiving. I later found out that the triple booking was not my fault after all. The devious trio planned it and knew that I would accommodate their solution. I have heard that they are planning this dastardly trick on all the volunteers. I heard on the grapevine they are going to trick Sussy tomorrow. Be aware Sussy. After recovering I hope they plan to visit me again soon. Smiling.
 
Today I received my attire for tomorrow’s sermon in our wonderful church. I was rather shocked as it is clothing a street whore would Wear. But father Sparky put me at ease by explaining that I was uniquely qualified to get away with wearing it in front of all the brethren. The reason for wearing it is to educate the brethren how low women can go, wearing such attire to attract and cause the brethren to stray and pay for the services of the women outside of our church. I shuddered at this thought and decided that I should wear it to show the brethren the kind of women they should avoid. (If any of our brethren decide that they should pay, all the proceeds will go toward the improvement of our church facilities, probably the Gymnasium and the . Also maybe the new church spire fund. )
Father Sparky has also given Mr permission to wear the attire whilst on missionary duties outside of our community to recruit and initiate new members of the brethren. Thank you father.
 
Today I received my attire for tomorrow’s sermon in our wonderful church. I was rather shocked as it is clothing a street whore would Wear. But father Sparky put me at ease by explaining that I was uniquely qualified to get away with wearing it in front of all the brethren. The reason for wearing it is to educate the brethren how low women can go, wearing such attire to attract and cause the brethren to stray and pay for the services of the women outside of our church. I shuddered at this thought and decided that I should wear it to show the brethren the kind of women they should avoid. (If any of our brethren decide that they should pay, all the proceeds will go toward the improvement of our church facilities, probably the Gymnasium and the . Also maybe the new church spire fund. )
Father Sparky has also given Mr permission to wear the attire whilst on missionary duties outside of our community to recruit and initiate new members of the brethren. Thank you father.
Well Susan, Father Inn’s church spire is already raised. But your beauty is such, that you don’t really need any sexy outfits Susan. Just wear a smile and spires will be raised throughout the church.
 
It was a wonderful sermon on Sunday. The brethren were extremely keen on my attire. They were very enthusiastic to discover the kind of woman to avoid. I did my best to educate them. But they were most insistent to try the practical and physical element of the lessons. So of course I was busy all day long. I was shocked at how full and bulging my purse was at the end of the day. I did emphasize that financial donations were not required but the brethren just smiled and pushed it into my purse as they left and shouted, “next”.
I am so proud and delighted that the church Gymnasium and G hole now have enough in the kitty for the most essential upgrades. Thanks to everyone.
 
It was a wonderful sermon on Sunday. The brethren were extremely keen on my attire. They were very enthusiastic to discover the kind of woman to avoid. I did my best to educate them. But they were most insistent to try the practical and physical element of the lessons. So of course I was busy all day long. I was shocked at how full and bulging my purse was at the end of the day. I did emphasize that financial donations were not required but the brethren just smiled and pushed it into my purse as they left and shouted, “next”.
I am so proud and delighted that the church Gymnasium and G hole now have enough in the kitty for the most essential upgrades. Thanks to everyone.
Susan, the entire brethren, always waits with bated breath to see what your attire is going to be. They all know how lucky they are to have.Some alone time with you on sundays. Your schedule always being completely booked. Even though the brethren understood that donations were not required, they wanted to show their appreciation for your deep devotion.

It's good that you can rest on Mondays other than making sure that you go to confession. I always look forward to Sunday mornings, when we spend time watching the mass together in the chapel. It's always such an honor to pick out your outfit for Sundays. No one looks as good as you do.

Then to see you on Monday morning to hear your confessions, really enthralls me.
 
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