Church Secret Volunteer Group

This will be ok then?
Perfect! European churches have a rule that you need to cover your shoulders with a shawl, but my mini popemobile van has no windows or anything so that would be perfectly suitable attire.

In fact, I purchased the popemobile second hand and you can recognize it because it has a picture of a smiling pope sitting on a toilet with the words “RALPH’S DRAIN CLEANERS” stenciled above his holy image. It may not be the most romantic exterior, but I assure you the interior is top notch. Orange shag carpeting and a complete video recording set up. Very mid-century.
 
Please breathern, the devil is trying to take us down the wrong road. He must be driven out of our women. We must fight against him or he will destroy our church and beliefs. Brothers, Sisters we must fight the good fight. Ladies you can receive him even if you don't know through his evil seed, so we must fight him with good seed. So ladies if you receive seed that you're not sure is good then you must seek out someone who can give you good seed and drive him out of you bodies.
 
Please breathern, the devil is trying to take us down the wrong road. He must be driven out of our women. We must fight against him or he will destroy our church and beliefs. Brothers, Sisters we must fight the good fight. Ladies you can receive him even if you don't know through his evil seed, so we must fight him with good seed. So ladies if you receive seed that you're not sure is good then you must seek out someone who can give you good seed and drive him out of you bodies.
Yes, thank you we must seek the good seed to keep on the right path.
 
Yes, thank you we must seek the good seed to keep on the right path.
Yes Susan you must, I'm sure we have many spenders of good seed that will help you and others. Susan none of us think you ladies are weak, but a lot of you are too willing to help and will accept seed that may not be pure. So you ladies must present yourselves to receive seed from thrusted members just in case you have received bad seed from someone who has used your willingness to serve our church. So ladies remember if you're not sure then seek out a a member that can fill you with good seed so the the devil never gets a chance to corrupt our church.
 
Yes Susan you must, I'm sure we have many spenders of good seed that will help you and others. Susan none of us think you ladies are weak, but a lot of you are too willing to help and will accept seed that may not be pure. So you ladies must present yourselves to receive seed from thrusted members just in case you have received bad seed from someone who has used your willingness to serve our church. So ladies remember if you're not sure then seek out a a member that can fill you with good seed so the the devil never gets a chance to corrupt our church.
It is such a relief to know that the good seed will overcum the bad seed. I will take your advice and keep seeking the good seed. After every seeding it will be wise to look for good seed just in case.
 
If the brethren have any advice for the volunteers about avoiding the bad seed, please let us know so we will not be tempted or misled.
Can’t go wrong with holy seed Susan. Most of the men in our church group have it so you should be good if you offer them your services.
 
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