Church Secret Volunteer Group

[PartyMart]

@JessieBelle52 She never minds staying after the service.

 

[Mike130]

I’m Father Inn, a pastor here. At our church coveting thy neighbor’s wife is heartily encouraged. And not just coveting. Even the pastor needs his pole exercised once in a while, if you know what I mean. Fortunately the volunteers have been very accommodating and in turn have been blessed with “holy water”. If you have sinned and need a blessing, please visit me at your convenience at my office at the rectory, my confessional (with a convenient glory hole), or my popemobile, which is actually a white van in the parking lot with a mattress in the back and orange shag carpeting.

 

[Diann_Mom]

I would love to be a volunteer and fill the vacant spot. I have one special talent that I can't get enough of.

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You had a good upbringing Melissa!!

 

[softsusan]

@softsusan solo night. The sign up list was two pages

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Such a wonderful night the brethren blesses me so sooo much.

 

[softsusan]

@softsusan giving her best servitude to the church

A volunteer should only give her best every time the brethren call on her.

 

[softsusan]

@JessieBelle52 She never minds staying after the service.

JessieBelle is such a loss to the church, we all miss her so so much.

 

[softsusan]

I’m Father Inn, a pastor here. At our church coveting thy neighbor’s wife is heartily encouraged. And not just coveting. Even the pastor needs his pole exercised once in a while, if you know what I mean. Fortunately the volunteers have been very accommodating and in turn have been blessed with “holy water”. If you have sinned and need a blessing, please visit me at your convenience at my office at the rectory, my confessional (with a convenient glory hole), or my popemobile, which is actually a white van in the parking lot with a mattress in the back and orange shag carpeting.

Your facilities are first class Father. All the volunteers enjoy them as they are to easy to use and so comfortable.

 

[PartyMart]

@softsusan perhaps @JessieBelle52 might be persuaded to return ?

 

[softsusan]

@softsusan perhaps @JessieBelle52 might be persuaded to return ?

I am very doubtful, I am sure she has moved on. Once she makes up her mind she will stick with it. She is a strong lady.

 

[madhumati]

Jessie volunteered last night for Paul and his brother Mike.

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So did she attain s(a)in(t)hood?

 

[softsusan]

I think it's wonderful how all the younger members are been looked after, but what about us older members. We don't want to be left out, we can still help and contribute, we might be old but I'm sure a lot of us would be more than will to do our bit.

I am so sorry you feel left out. It is not the volunteers intention to ignore any of the brethren. I will be happy to volunteer and be blessed by you as it is my duty. Smiling.

 

[Mike130]

Your facilities are first class Father. All the volunteers enjoy them as they are to easy to use and so comfortable.

Thank you Susan, you are most generous with your volunteering efforts and your mouth watering assets. I use the popemobile for when parishioners can’t get to church for some reason. Don’t worry, it’s quite clean. I vacuum the shag carpet at least once a year, and change the sheets on the bed once in a while also.

 

[softsusan]

Those trembling toes, she is definitely worshipping

The volunteers worship a lot.

 

[softsusan]

Thank you Susan, you are most generous with your volunteering efforts and your mouth watering assets. I use the popemobile for when parishioners can’t get to church for some reason. Don’t worry, it’s quite clean. I vacuum the shag carpet at least once a year, and change the sheets on the bed once in a while also.

Yes it is lovely. I always enjoy worshipping in there.

 

[softsusan]

So did she attain s(a)in(t)hood?

I am sure she did. Smiling.

 

[madhumati]

I am sure she did. Smiling.

A quick way hol(e)y way for sure

 

[SparkyWalter]

JessieBelle is such a loss to the church, we all miss her so so much.

Yes, I clearly was so sorry to hear that JessieBelle no longer belonged to this congregation. It's a real loss for all of us.

 

[dirk2024]

My wife is doing a bit of self-meditation to better prepare for her duties to the congregation.

 

[softsusan]

My wife is doing a bit of self-meditation to better prepare for her duties to the congregation.

Your wife is a very active sister, the brethren do enjoy her hard work.

 

[dirk2024]

Your wife is a very active sister, the brethren do enjoy her hard work.

I thank you for making her feel welcome.

Here is a clip of when she was baptized.

 

[softsusan]

I thank you for making her feel welcome.

Here is a clip of when she was baptized.

Baptized in the correct area. Wonderful and awakening.

 

[SparkyWalter]

My wife is doing a bit of self-meditation to better prepare for her duties to the congregation.

That's great Dirk. We certainly appreciate her dedication. I must tell you that I haven't had the pleasure to meet her yet and I hope that can happen very soon.

 

[SparkyWalter]

I thank you for making her feel welcome.

Here is a clip of when she was baptized.

Usually I get to see when the new members are baptized. Dirk i'm really sorry that I missed her. Father Inn told me her baptismal was an extremely long process. He mentioned that it was over, but your wife begged and insisted, that it continue for at least a little longer.

Of course your wife was extremely respectful to Father Inn.

 

[dirk2024]

Usually I get to see when the new members are baptized. Dirk i'm really sorry that I missed her. Father Inn told me her baptismal was an extremely long process. He mentioned that it was over, but your wife begged and insisted, that it continue for at least a little longer.

Of course your wife was extremely respectful to Father Inn.

Well, my wife gets baptized on a regular basis, so there's hope you'll get to see it next time. Be sure to bring a towel as she can always use your help drying off.

 

[SparkyWalter]

Well, my wife gets baptized on a regular basis, so there's hope you'll get to see it next time. Be sure to bring a towel as she can always use your help drying off.

Wow, she gets baptized on a regular basis. I thought Father Inn only did that the very first time. Then after that she gets only blessings.

I wonder if Susan was able to get baptized on a regular basis. Not that she would need it, but she might request it from Father Inn too

Your wife must be a very special woman to get that kind of attention and warrant more baptisms.

Yes, I have to meet her. I will check when she's on the schedule. I guess I need to bring a very big towel to help dry her off.